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Mad Cutty is an angry peurtorican jew who is a famous lawyer in the new york city. home of baseball teams and many foren cultures, he is one person that stands out as a true hero. In addition to yelling at people and being a bad friend, he loves ladies and blasting sage francis songs out of his drop-top datsun 210.
WIFF CENTRAL: WHY ARE YOU SUCH A GOOD LAWYER
CUTTY: IT PROBABLY STARTED WITH MY PARENTS WHO ARE VERY SMART, AND RAISED ME TO QUESTION THE NATURE OF 'LAW'
WIFF CENTRAL: THATS GREAT TO HEAR. SO, DO YOU HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE CALL YOU THE PEURTO RICAN JEW?
CUTTY: NO OF COURSE NOT, I AM SO PROUD OF MY ANCESTORS. I HONOR THEM ON BOTH THE WEEKLY SADIRS AND ALSO PURTO RICAN DAY PARADE.
WIFF CENTRAL: WHY DO YOU CONTINUE TO LISTEN TO EMO-RAP? DIDNT YOU GET THAT BIG MEMO ON ILM THAT ITS OVER?
CUTTY: I STRONGLY DISAGREE AND AM CONSIDERING A LEGAL DISAGREEMTN AGAINST ILM AND ITS CONSTITUENTS. ANT AND SAGE AND DOSE ARE REALLY JUST MISUNDERSTOOD ARTISTS, WHO ARE ABLE TO TELL IT LIKE IT REALLY IS FOR DATE-RAPISTS THAT CRY ABOUT GIRLS THAT MAKE THEM CRY POSTE-DATE RAPE.
WIFF CENTRAL: MAYBE I WILL GIVE THEM ANOTHER CHANCE. HEY I'VE NOTICED YOU POST A LOT OF SUGGESTIVE IMAGES THAT MIGHT GIVE PEOPLE THE THOUGHT YOU YOURSELF ARE NOT INTERSTED IN WOMEN. IS THERE ANY LEGAL TRUTH TO THAT
CUTTY: I DO OF COURSE LOVE WOMEN BUT THERE IS A DARKNESS THAT LIES DEEP IN MY BOWELS THAT SOMTIMES I CAN NOT HELP COMING OUT.
WIFF CENTRAL: THANK YOU FOR AGREEING TO THIS I KNOW YOU ARE VERY BUSY GIVING LEGAL ADVICE. PERHAPS SOMEDAY YOU WILL HAVE YOUR OWN COMMERCIAL DURING A TELEVISIN SHOW LIKE MAURY POVICH OREVEN JUDGE JOE BROWN.
CUTTY: WOW THANK YOU FOR SAYING SO, ITS A REAL 'HONOR'. THE HONORABLE BROWN AND I SHARE THE SAME TYPE OF HISTORY SO I CAN ONLY DREAM OF THAT HONOR.
WIFF CENTRAL: YES I WILL DREAM OF THAT ALSO
― pher (pher), Sunday, 24 April 2005 05:21 (nineteen years ago) link
three years pass...
RIFF CENTRAL: HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERING MAKING AN ALBUM CALLED AMBIENT 22: MUSIC ON DANCING
BRIAN ENO: ?
RIFF CENTRAL: IT WOULD SOOTHE PEOPLE'S ANXIETIES ABOUT DANCING.
BRIAN ENO: BUT THAT'S JUST
RIFF CENTRAL: A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE AFRAID TO DANCE
BRIAN ENO: I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND
RIFF CENTRAL: HOW ABOUT AMBIENT 36: MUSIC ON BUTTS
BRIAN ENO: I DON'T KNOW HOW I WOULD GO ABOUT MAKING THAT
RIFF CENTRAL: WELL IT'S NOT PHYSICALLY ON THE BUTTS, JUST ABOUT THEM
BRIAN ENO: OH OK
― abominable spirit (latebloomer), Thursday, 26 February 2009 06:05 (fifteen years ago) link