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Welcome back. I wondered where you had gone. You weren't here when they swept and washed the street.
This is my excuse for being wet through, pass the flagon.

― Geoffrey Judge ( Ivor Feltersnatch), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 11:14 (eighteen years ago) link

indeed.

My excuse for being wet through is raising the glass too high and loosing concentration.

Ohwell.

Good thing we have a flagon.

― StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 12:24 (eighteen years ago) link

Is flagon a word to suggest a hybrid much like the word Liger or Tigon?

Or does this word describe a dragon with flatulence (very much like my wife, that)

― Geoffrey Judge ( Ivor Feltersnatch), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 12:43 (eighteen years ago) link

Having a belching dragon for a wife sounds great! Think of the money you save on toasters.

― C J (C J), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 12:45 (eighteen years ago) link

It's true!
A whole roast dinner in just over half an hour.
Mind you, getting a BJ is a bit painful

― Geoffrey Judge ( Ivor Feltersnatch), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 14:20 (eighteen years ago) link

A bit?

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 16:00 (eighteen years ago) link

Bit, scratched and clawed

― Geoffrey Judge ( Ivor Feltersnatch), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 16:46 (eighteen years ago) link

Claude?

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 18:08 (eighteen years ago) link

hmmm and here I was thinking you were referring to the rare wagon flag hybrid.

Commonly found in Westerns and the odd spasmodic encounter with a muse um ...

― StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Thursday, 19 January 2006 09:00 (eighteen years ago) link

oh yes. I know of those majestic creatures well. It saddens me tho. They have been hunted almost to exinction. If only we could find an alternative mthod of storing out drinks, so that we may enjoy them. Oh well, one day we will discover the solution. One day the Flagons will be able to soar the highest skies, or swim in the darkest depths of the ocean without fear.

― ((Censored)) ((Censored)), Thursday, 19 January 2006 18:34 (eighteen years ago) link

and run free across the prairies, wind in their bottle necks happily humming along to the chorus of banjos echoing across the landscape.

Ah, to the freedom of flagons. Wagons and flags.

― StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Saturday, 21 January 2006 07:05 (eighteen years ago) link

Indeed. Allow me ot inquire if you are a member of the International Flagon Protection agency? If you are, then you are truely strange because I havent founded it yet. But I plan on Founding it soon, after I do everything else on my exstensove "to do" list.

― ((Censored)) ((Censored)), Saturday, 21 January 2006 12:21 (eighteen years ago) link

Who put
the flag on
the wagon?

It was
the wag on
the flagon.

― Aimless (Aimless), Saturday, 21 January 2006 19:18 (eighteen years ago) link

wag?

gee ... I didn't know flagon's had tails. I'm only familiar with the Australian species of flagon of which none, to my limited knowledge, have tails.

International Flagon Protection Agency, or IFPA, has been in existence since 1828 at which time it was noted many of the species were being destroyed in the common bar brawl.

I do believe it is a secret society as I have only heard hurried whispers in the corridors of educating facilities. That, sadly, is the extent of my knowledge of IFPA.

― StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Saturday, 21 January 2006 22:59 (eighteen years ago) link

wag: n. archaic slang, a person known in society for their witty sayings.

― Aimless (Aimless), Sunday, 22 January 2006 00:43 (eighteen years ago) link

The unholy truth of inflation is that it is not the MOB that is at it's root it is in fact the cathloic church contoling the mob who is controling inflation... why do you think they help the poor? and where did they get all the money of those hidius stained glass murals?... they robbed us.... CONSPIRICY

― Gov. Jerry Brown (Uber Alles), Sunday, 22 January 2006 01:04 (eighteen years ago) link

oh dear.

Next thing you'll be telling me the police are corrupt.

;)

― StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Sunday, 22 January 2006 21:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Damn it. Strange days has discovered us. We must eliminate him. did I just say that out loud?

― ((Censored)) ((Censored)), Monday, 23 January 2006 02:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Never heard a thing.
Pass the ammo

― Geoffrey Judge ( Ivor Feltersnatch), Monday, 23 January 2006 12:19 (eighteen years ago) link

him ?????????????

― StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 00:51 (eighteen years ago) link

Congratulations on a succesful operation!
Adds a whole new meaning to ""down under""

― Geoffrey Judge ( Ivor Feltersnatch), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 07:46 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh my apologies Strange, I thought you had alredy undergone he operation when i posted the word "HIM." I shall try harder, in the future, to not make such a terrible, and unforgivable mistake.

― ((Censored)) ((Censored)), Friday, 27 January 2006 19:19 (eighteen years ago) link

Such gracious words ((C)) ... think nothing of it.

― StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Saturday, 28 January 2006 02:02 (eighteen years ago) link

On a more serious note. I am truely sorry for aming such a hideous mistake.

― ((Censored)) ((Censored)), Sunday, 29 January 2006 20:05 (eighteen years ago) link

that'd be like calling me a he.. no she?.. no he?... (feels where testicles should be) yes I was right the first time... I think

― Gov. Jerry Brown (Uber Alles), Monday, 6 February 2006 07:32 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...

No .. the doctor said.. I am infact.. *gasp* female

― Gov. Jerry Brown (Uber Alles), Sunday, 12 March 2006 10:21 (eighteen years ago) link

‘Doctor’?

Do you mean the swarthy unshaven one in the stained linen jacket, whose hands tremble constantly, and who leaps like an epileptic gazelle whenever he hears the word ‘malpractice’?

If so, you should seek a second opinion.

― Rex (Rex), Sunday, 12 March 2006 18:34 (eighteen years ago) link

The doctor from "Requiem for a Dream" seems qualified enough.

― ((Censored)) ((Censored)), Monday, 13 March 2006 18:23 (eighteen years ago) link

Ohh, no, I wasn't sure about his credentials at all.

What you want is one of those nice private clinics, where the air is scented with jasmine and the nurses are plated in happy childhood memories.

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 08:54 (eighteen years ago) link

six years pass...

http://i.imgur.com/0okI8.png

― now all my posts got ship in it (dayo), Wednesday, 4 July 2012 21:23 (eleven years ago) link

The dollar will always buy a dollar's worth of dollars.

― Aimless, Friday, 6 July 2012 22:23 (eleven years ago) link

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