The Interview

But she said...

"Tut, tut, none of that now. It was an innocent slip of the tongue."

Did you hear what YOU said!

"You're a filthy sonofabitch."

My monkey loves me

Fucking hell, I said, a talking monkey.

The internet has now achieved everything it set out to do, and can stop.

If indeed you and Judy have been married for a year now, please accept my heartfelt best wishes. Have you gotten her a gift? If I'm not mistaken, for the first aniversary, it's toothpaste, and as the years go by it gets more expensive.

I think I can speak for everyone on this forum, Jacob, best wishes and may the Force be with you.

If not for you, we might not be.

Martin William Stoetzle, Zen Clown, on behalf of the AAD forum.

(I am seriously assailed by my curiousity here...Are you Jacob Wu?)

I have been invited to a "work focused" interview with ever charming dwp next week, can't wait. My partner is gravely ill and my son is in peak adolescence, which is a nightmare for any parent, but is slightly more challenging when he has classic autism and is tending towards violent behaviour. The worst thing is that I really do miss work and it would actually be an easier option than being a fucking carer. That is the thing that "benefit scum" types always fail to understand.