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So, how eggciting was it?

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 23:45 (twenty years ago) link

(Jim egged me on to do this)

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 00:17 (twenty years ago) link

S'okay. I called out a Facesmith. Only cost me 250 quid.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 01:04 (twenty years ago) link

That is eggxcatilly what I would have done.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 02:28 (twenty years ago) link

Oh, Jeeze, where is the eggsit? I think I shell leave now...

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 02:32 (twenty years ago) link

I'm sorry you were subjected to such a senseless and brutal attack, Lynskey, but you should be glad it was only an egg they chucked at you. Imagine how much worse it would have been if they had thrown tomatoes? Those tins really hurt.

― C J (C J), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 05:46 (twenty years ago) link

I can think of worse things, angry live lobsters, Goldfinger-esque death pizza Frisbee. All very horrible.

This thread is getting out of hand, I would get the moderator to lock it, if it weren’t for the fact that Matt would probably fork out £500 to reverse the process.

― Robin (RJM), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 07:22 (twenty years ago) link

s'Ok, i've spent £6 millin to have you killed where you sit.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 09:51 (twenty years ago) link

Matt's spendthrift habits update: quick call to slum landlord resulted in full and massive reimbursement. Am now off to buy celebratory eggs.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 10:02 (twenty years ago) link

I remember the good old days when you you could just sit around millin'; none of this nasty ovulation chucking and vastly overpriced locksmithery.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 10:11 (twenty years ago) link

I have long since stopped mocking your typos Jim, kindly ceas.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 12:17 (twenty years ago) link

But the cheap shots are the best.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 12:41 (twenty years ago) link

You mean like throwing eggs at lonely drunks on their way home?

― Robin (RJM), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 13:40 (twenty years ago) link

Tell me more about this slum landlord with six million quid to spare. I find myself irresistibly drawn to him.

― C J (C J), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 14:07 (twenty years ago) link

Believe me, he's not really that eggsotic. A cluckman rather than a Rachman.
Do you prefer scrambled or fried?

― Weebleman (StillSimon), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 19:55 (twenty years ago) link

Scotch. Your move.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 22:35 (twenty years ago) link

Lynskey,

I'm here to throw down the low down on these Ho clowns.

Not a show down or a go down but here to thicken what your picken.

You see the reason for the teasin' is that cool Spring season.

Think of whats happnin' not pop-cappin' just try not to sicken

Cause an eggs just an underage chicken.

YO!

― MC Ðµdë §téè£, Thursday, 22 May 2003 00:54 (twenty years ago) link

I feel violated

― Robin (RJM), Thursday, 22 May 2003 06:31 (twenty years ago) link

I was just cruisin by in my fly hoopty and felt the need to let the flow go.

Better to feel violated than to feel violated on.......

Peace Out.

― Ðµdë §téè£, Thursday, 22 May 2003 23:51 (twenty years ago) link

Yeah Robin, you're always flowin in your fly hoopty, don't be hatin' on him. Or something.

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 23 May 2003 06:31 (twenty years ago) link

four years pass...

Here's How We Ride

http://www.xs4all.nl/~pwitteve/donkeygirl.jpg

― Heave Ho, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 19:52 (sixteen years ago) link

Damn, look at the ass on that girl!

― Michael White, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 20:15 (sixteen years ago) link

Talk about a wild ride.......

― Ðµdë §téè£, Friday, 21 September 2007 00:49 (sixteen years ago) link

four months pass...

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2015/2049925269_1112d4a8a9.jpg

― Embarchie, Monday, 28 January 2008 00:59 (sixteen years ago) link

The gimp mask of my dreams......

― Ðµdë §téè£, Monday, 28 January 2008 01:03 (sixteen years ago) link

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