puns in the NME

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Review of McAlmont & Butler called 'Al Green was my Valet'. They lose points for explaining it in a footnote on the page tho

― dave q, Friday, 17 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

This one came from the Melody Maker, but has always stuck in my mind. Headline above a news story reporting the death of Rolling Stones keyboardist/roadie Ian Stewart - 'Key Stone Cops It'. Give that sub a raise!

― Andrew L, Friday, 17 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

When The Cure toured around 96/97 and Robert Smith appeared to have put on one or two excess pounds, I seem to remember they headed a live review with 'Piggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars Bars'. Heh heh.

― Venga, Friday, 17 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

RIGHT THEN... (rolls up sleeves..) these are the few in my memory bank that haven't been said already.

'Leica Virgin' (NME photography competition for novices)

'This alarming man' (their Morrissey witch-hunt began with this heading a list of supposed 'dodgy' comments of his)

and my own favourite

'Lol a poor loser' (The Cure's Lol Tolhurst fails to win his court case against R.Smith)

― Darren, Friday, 17 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Often the puns are the best thing in the NME.

Prob not favourite but only one I could remember. is a Bryan Adams concert review "Bryan gigs". n.b to overseas readers this refers to a soccer player.

― Billy Dods, Friday, 17 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

***Review of McAlmont & Butler called 'Al Green was my Valet'. They lose points for explaining it in a footnote on the page tho

Ex-ker-use me, but that was MINE! In the Melody Maker, too - and the footnote was what made it. People took the footnote seriously, and really did phone us up suggesting alternatives.

― Jerry, Friday, 17 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

That was yours? Nice job.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 17 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

as far as i can remember, "al green was my valet" was the working title for kirsty maccoll's electric landlady, __well__ before mcalmont and butler...

― sebastianknight, Friday, 17 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I did smile at an MM picture caption that accompanied a live shot of Echobelly where the singer was dressed in a school uniform:

"Several captions suggested themselves, but we like our jobs."

― Dickon Edwards, Monday, 20 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

eighteen years pass...

LOL these are great!!

― Mr. Snrub, Monday, 27 January 2020 00:16 (four years ago) link

https://www.discogs.com/The-Men-They-Couldnt-Hang-Al-Green-Was-My-Valet/release/11524449

― Mark G, Monday, 27 January 2020 07:56 (four years ago) link

Cover-mounted cassettes and, later, CDs sometimes had punning titles. I remember an electronic cassette comp (Leftfield, Orbital & co.) called "Bleeping with the NME". Can't fault that.

― Maltrsnapper, Tuesday, 28 January 2020 09:03 (four years ago) link

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