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Justin Timberlake

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 21 April 2003 14:58 (twenty years ago) link

Justine Bateman

― dave q, Monday, 21 April 2003 15:01 (twenty years ago) link

hstencil

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:03 (twenty years ago) link

You people aren't even trying. The answer is the White Stripes.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:05 (twenty years ago) link

okay, by science the exact synthesis of Vanity 6, Shakira, Justin Timberlake, Justine Bateman, hstencil, and the White Stripes is....

EU ("Da Butt")

meets:

Jesus Lizard

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:07 (twenty years ago) link

the Electric Six

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:07 (twenty years ago) link

meets:

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:09 (twenty years ago) link

electric six meets Dolly Parton.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:10 (twenty years ago) link

You're just trying to get the White Stripes to be every answer!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:10 (twenty years ago) link

I think it's funny that Tracer started this thread by name-checking Hegel, when really the obvious influence is Abbott & Costello...such is the internet, such lofty ideals, such mediocre reality.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:12 (twenty years ago) link

Tracer, stop raining on my parade! Anyway that's not the answer, the answer is Shania Twain.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:14 (twenty years ago) link

only the blue disc though

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:14 (twenty years ago) link

LET'S KEEP THIS GOING. Shania Twain MEETS the Ramones.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:15 (twenty years ago) link

Killing Joke

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:16 (twenty years ago) link

HAHAHA

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:16 (twenty years ago) link

Avril Lavigne

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:17 (twenty years ago) link

I win for Alex in NYC-baiting, but Stelfox gets the accuracy award.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:18 (twenty years ago) link

Avril meets the Incredible String Band.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:18 (twenty years ago) link

= Nina Hagen

meets:

Leanne Rimes

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:18 (twenty years ago) link

taking a bow! i'd like to thank god and my parents!

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:19 (twenty years ago) link

(N Hagen was for Avril/Killing Joke but it kind of works w/ISB too)

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:20 (twenty years ago) link

= Norah Jones

meets

Kraftwerk

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:20 (twenty years ago) link

=Stereolab

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:21 (twenty years ago) link

Horace you have to name a new band now!!!!!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:22 (twenty years ago) link

stereolab MEETS WHO!?!?!

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:22 (twenty years ago) link

Geir Hongro

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:24 (twenty years ago) link

haha, I almost went back to work.
uh...
Stereolab meets Bill Monroe

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:25 (twenty years ago) link

=Radiohead (either one)

MEETS

Britney Spears

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:25 (twenty years ago) link

= taTu

MEETS

Korn

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:27 (twenty years ago) link

Peaches

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:27 (twenty years ago) link

MEETS?????

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:28 (twenty years ago) link

Phil Collins (now wouldn't you pay to be in that elevator?)

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:29 (twenty years ago) link

Hrm.

= Tori Amos

MEETS

Eiffel 65

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:29 (twenty years ago) link

= Aqua

MEETS

Johnny Cash

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:31 (twenty years ago) link

= The Dixie Chicks

MEETS

Carcass

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:32 (twenty years ago) link

= Kittie

MEETS

Wings

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:34 (twenty years ago) link

Butthole Surfers

meet:

Dean Martin

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:34 (twenty years ago) link

cross-post!!

Wings meets Butthole Surfers meets Dean Martin = ?

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:35 (twenty years ago) link

=Eminem

MEETS

Joy Division

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:36 (twenty years ago) link

Ally's too quick!

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:37 (twenty years ago) link

= Freelance Hellraiser

meets:

Count Basie

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:37 (twenty years ago) link

= Jive Bunny

MEETS

Missy Elliot

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:39 (twenty years ago) link

Gonzales

Meets

Merzbow

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:40 (twenty years ago) link

yup, that'll kill the thread.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:44 (twenty years ago) link

Oh come on the answer is clearly Cannibal Ox or El-P

meets

Sylvester

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:46 (twenty years ago) link

= Dave Matthews Band

meets

Kid Rock

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 21 April 2003 16:06 (twenty years ago) link

= Third Eye Blind

meets

Johnny Hates Jazz

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 April 2003 16:10 (twenty years ago) link

= Starsailer

meets

Captain & Tenille

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 21 April 2003 16:47 (twenty years ago) link

= Spacehog

meets

the Misfits

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 April 2003 16:55 (twenty years ago) link

= Swervedriver

meets

Derrick May

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Monday, 21 April 2003 16:56 (twenty years ago) link

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= Zippy the Pinhead

meets:

Molly Hatchet

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 21 April 2003 17:46 (twenty years ago) link

= Nickelback

meets

Rocket from the Crypt

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 21 April 2003 17:50 (twenty years ago) link

= Sum 41

meets

DJ Shadow

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Monday, 21 April 2003 18:12 (twenty years ago) link

= Beastie Boys

meets

Ryan Adams

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 21 April 2003 18:21 (twenty years ago) link

=Uncle Kracker

meets

Raffi

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 21 April 2003 19:11 (twenty years ago) link

Rock bottom. We all lose.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 21 April 2003 19:34 (twenty years ago) link

no no, hang on.

= Rockapella

meets

the Psychadelic Furs.

CONTINUE THE GAME GENTLEMEN. SOMEONE SET US UP THE BOMB!

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 April 2003 19:44 (twenty years ago) link

= Shock Headed Peters ("I Blood Brother Be")

meets

Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 21 April 2003 19:48 (twenty years ago) link

= Three Kings the movie

meets::

Momus

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 21 April 2003 19:52 (twenty years ago) link

= Cutthroat Island

meets

Princess Superstar

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 April 2003 19:54 (twenty years ago) link

"it's like Cutthroat Island meets Princess Superstar!"

the subject at hand could only be Leslie Cheung.

who in turn meets Carol Burnett, creating...

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 21 April 2003 19:58 (twenty years ago) link

= Pirates of the Caribbean (the Disneyland ride, not the new movie)

meets

The Temptations

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Monday, 21 April 2003 19:58 (twenty years ago) link

= Adam and the Ants

meets

the Sisters of Mercy

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 April 2003 20:01 (twenty years ago) link

= Marilyn Manson

MEETS

Julie London

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 21 April 2003 20:02 (twenty years ago) link

= PJ Harvey

who meets Scratch Perry (in dub convention)

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 21 April 2003 20:08 (twenty years ago) link

= The Slits

Meets

S Club Juniors

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 21 April 2003 20:10 (twenty years ago) link

= Ace of Base

meets

Albert Ayler

― Douglas (Douglas), Monday, 21 April 2003 20:17 (twenty years ago) link

= Portishead

MEETS

Blue Öyster Cult

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 21 April 2003 20:22 (twenty years ago) link

= Pink Floyd

meets

Todd Edwards

― disco stu (disco stu), Monday, 21 April 2003 22:33 (twenty years ago) link

= My Computer

meets

Nick Drake

― Paul in Santa Cruz (Paul in Santa Cruz), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 01:07 (twenty years ago) link

= The Durutti Column

meets

T. Rex

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 02:00 (twenty years ago) link

= The Chameleons (UK)

meets

Aretha Franklin

― Paul in Santa Cruz (Paul in Santa Cruz), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 02:34 (twenty years ago) link

= Alicia Keys

meets

Le Tigre

― disco stu (disco stu), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 13:23 (twenty years ago) link

= Ms. Dynamite

meets
Pulp

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 13:25 (twenty years ago) link

= Nelly Furtado

meets

Jesus Lizard

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 13:41 (twenty years ago) link

= Garbage

meets

Ian van Dahl.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 13:42 (twenty years ago) link

(I think the answer to Horace's should've been Lita Ford, but you're too fast Ally)

― disco stu (disco stu), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 13:48 (twenty years ago) link

= Goldfrapp

meets

Nick Lowe

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 14:46 (twenty years ago) link

= Four Tet

meets

Sonic Youth

― disco stu (disco stu), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 14:49 (twenty years ago) link

= Boyz II Men

meets

Garth Brooks

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 14:52 (twenty years ago) link

= Eminem

meets

Kelly Osbourne

― disco stu (disco stu), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 14:57 (twenty years ago) link

=My Dream Girl!

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 15:00 (twenty years ago) link

one year passes...

= Northern State

meets

Bauhaus

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 2 January 2005 21:19 (nineteen years ago) link

(I'm still trying to wrap my head around "Chameleons + Aretha Franklin = Alicia Keys")

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 2 January 2005 21:20 (nineteen years ago) link

= la chat

meets

rick astley

― jake b. (cerybut), Sunday, 2 January 2005 21:47 (nineteen years ago) link

= Everlast

meets

Dream Theater

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 2 January 2005 22:21 (nineteen years ago) link

man hegel is rolling in his grave

= deftones (or yr rap metal band of choice, being uncreative here)

meets percy faith

― jake b. (cerybut), Sunday, 2 January 2005 22:38 (nineteen years ago) link

ten months pass...

= Trans Siberian Orchestra

MEETS

Wesley Willis

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 28 November 2005 22:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Billy Bob's African-American elf friend in "Bad Santa".

― Roe Joe, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 05:18 (eighteen years ago) link

meets

Marlene Dietrich

― Roe Joe, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 05:19 (eighteen years ago) link

= Tricky

meets

Roy Orbison

― Abbadabba Berman (Hurting), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 05:40 (eighteen years ago) link

=Bubba Sparxx

meets

The Mountain Goats

― A|ex P@reene (Pareene), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 06:13 (eighteen years ago) link

= Daniel Johnston

meets

Danzig

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:05 (eighteen years ago) link

I always thought L. Ron Hubbard invented dialectics.

― Binjominia (Brilhante), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:25 (eighteen years ago) link

= that guy from THEE HEADCOATES whose name i cant remember

meets

dvorak

― CORNOUS, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 23:14 (eighteen years ago) link

= John Cale

meets

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

― A|ex P@reene (Pareene), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 01:24 (eighteen years ago) link

= david arvedon

meets

the spice girls

― fact checking cuz (fcc), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 02:59 (eighteen years ago) link

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