Unintentionally Ridiculous Album Covers?

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― Amateurist (amateurist), Saturday, 11 January 2003 03:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

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― Curtis Stephens, Saturday, 11 January 2003 03:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

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― Curtis Stephens, Saturday, 11 January 2003 03:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

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― donut bitch (donut), Saturday, 11 January 2003 06:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

I --- sadly -- must agree. Easily the worst thing (visually) they've ever done (that the music contained therein is equally sub-par is another matter).

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 11 January 2003 06:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

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― weatheringdaleson (weatheringdaleson), Saturday, 11 January 2003 08:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

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― brains (cerybut), Saturday, 11 January 2003 08:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

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― weatheringdaleson (weatheringdaleson), Saturday, 11 January 2003 08:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

I have that album! One of these days I'll actually listen to it too.

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 11 January 2003 08:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

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I think this one is also prime candidate for the "smug" thread, as well. my apologies if this picture doesn't work... i am not versed in the ways of html.

-Devin

― DC Power Outlet (DC Power Outlet), Saturday, 11 January 2003 09:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

this thread so belongs to Britny Fox (a group so ridiculous and lame could only come from Philly)

― Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 11 January 2003 09:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

exhibit 1 for the prosecution:

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― Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 11 January 2003 09:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

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Whose brilliant idea was it to have Aerosmith dress like coal miners?

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 11 January 2003 09:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

Maybe this falls under "intentionally" ridiculous, but what exactly was poor Wendy driving at (*rimshot*) here?

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― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 11 January 2003 09:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

Actually, this has got to be the cake-taker. Witness poor Bill Ward's disquietingly form-fitting trousers, rivalled in sheer ludicrousity only by Ozzy's inexplicable kimono/platform shoe combination.

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― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 11 January 2003 09:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

That Giorgio Morodor cover is great! One of the best .. albums .. evah !

Anyway, Alex, you've unleashed the fucking fury!

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― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Saturday, 11 January 2003 09:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

ok alex, you had to unleash the fury(!) of sabotage ... this one takes the cake re too-tight trousers:

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― Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 11 January 2003 09:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

And, of course, surely any Manowar cover would suffice, but who could forget.....

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― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 11 January 2003 09:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

and, speaking about unleashing the fucking fury:

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― Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 11 January 2003 09:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

Dude, he is seriously unleashing the fucking fury right there!

wow.

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Saturday, 11 January 2003 09:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

Too loose trousers:

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...but Manowar takes the cake...of beef.

― weatheringdaleson (weatheringdaleson), Saturday, 11 January 2003 09:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

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― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 11 January 2003 09:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

oh, the eighties and hair metal ... but what the fuck was this album cover all about?

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― Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 11 January 2003 10:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

oh yeah, nothing like eighties homoerotic German metal ... Turbonegro and Rob Halford, eat yer hearts out!

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― Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 11 January 2003 10:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

were any of these things cool or appealing in a non-ironic way? ever?

― Vic (Vic), Saturday, 11 January 2003 10:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

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― DC Power Outlet (DC Power Outlet), Saturday, 11 January 2003 10:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

hmmm, three of the albums shown herein are from groups from Philadelphia (Hall & Oates, Britny Fox, DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince). what does that mean?

― Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 11 January 2003 10:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

and the hall & oates album cover looks like someone put Brian Eno from his Roxy Music/Here Come the Warm Jets-"Hello, Sailor!" days (Hall) and Gary "Bababooey" Dell'Abate from Howard Stern (Oates) together.

― Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 11 January 2003 10:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

one more before i hit the sack:

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― DC Power Outlet (DC Power Outlet), Saturday, 11 January 2003 10:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

Vic, having lived through that time I can tell you that I bought that Accept album without a second thought! I had heard 'Balls to the Wall' on the radio (believe or not, in the mid-eighties you could hear heavy metal by the likes of Accept on the radio in the US!). I certainly had no clue as to Udo's predilections ... but good on 'im!

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Saturday, 11 January 2003 10:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

I was just going to post the album cover, but the whole promo poster is really just that much more worthy...
http://www.thorkorr.com/mp_redesign/images/memorabilia/keepdogsaway-advert.jpg
manboobs like you've never seen before!

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 11 January 2003 10:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

why does this record even exist? would l ron hubbard approve, mr. corea?

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― Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 11 January 2003 10:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

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― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 11 January 2003 10:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

It's not so much the artists clothes that make this one bad:

― gi66y, Saturday, 11 January 2003 14:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

Is that really Thor, or Geir Hongro, tireless Crusader of Melody?

― Joe (Joe), Saturday, 11 January 2003 15:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

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― Siegbran (eofor), Saturday, 11 January 2003 16:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

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― Chris Ott (Chris Ott), Saturday, 11 January 2003 17:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

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I think Bryan needs to see a proctologist.... SOON.

― original bgm, Saturday, 11 January 2003 17:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

I have a few thoughts:

I remember seeing the Hall and Oats LP in the bins years ago, and I kind of like the cover. You can't tell from the washed out look of the image above, but to me it kind of had a glam, Interview Magazine style look to it. And the original issue's sleeve had a reflective silver paper. How's the music?
I can't stand David Lee Roth, but like that cover. He's intentionally rediculous, anyway.
On the *back* of the Black Sabbath cover you can see Bill Ward's (checkered) underwear through his tights! It must have been airbrushed out on the front. And I think Ozzy's get-up is audacious and fetching.
That Manowar; oh my gosh. This is one record I really can't imagine bringing up to the counter to buy with a straight face. Who could?
I like that "Mechancal Animals" cover, but like even more the inside pic of La Manson done up exactly like Eno in the gatefold of "For Your Pleasure".

― Sean (Sean), Saturday, 11 January 2003 18:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

ten years pass...

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― Spencer Chow, Friday, 20 December 2013 16:16 (ten years ago) link

Sorry I couldn't make it into work yesterday, I was having uncontrollable freestyle explosions.

― Throat Loaf (Old Lunch), Friday, 20 December 2013 16:19 (ten years ago) link

i've seen that album cover many time, but it just hit me: are all the dudes in man-o-war really that buff or is that airbrushed?

― Poliopolice, Friday, 20 December 2013 17:34 (ten years ago) link

six years pass...

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― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Monday, 10 February 2020 04:08 (four years ago) link

looks like kid's getting ready to load an RPG

― Corduroy Stridulations (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 10 February 2020 09:47 (four years ago) link

Super impressed at the image embeds still working from 17 years ago. Those covers are sitting patiently on a server waiting to be invoked.

― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Monday, 10 February 2020 10:50 (four years ago) link

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