Oh - my answer. While in a Serious 'Ship, a couple of months. Going solo, a couple of weeks. Sometimes, I actually manage to not think about "it" all that often. I think I've actually tried NOT to, to see if I became super-smart like George in _Seinfeld_ once was. Oh yeah.
― David Raposa, Sunday, 29 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Nick, Sunday, 29 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
Pete, that's amazing. Did the guests have to remain seated all that time? How many courses were there? Did other people get restless and wank into their napkins etc. etc.
― Cheap joke Dastoor, Sunday, 29 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― No comic genius Dastoor, Sunday, 29 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
On basis of current posts, New Forum Title: I LOVE WANKING?
― the pinefox, Sunday, 29 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Sunday, 29 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
Two months, not in a relationship. I think I was legally dead.
*starts up again*
― Dave M., Sunday, 29 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Sunday, 29 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― jel, Sunday, 29 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
(But whenever you flag, that mantra pops back into your mind: ONE MORE IN-DOOR!)
― mark s, Sunday, 29 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― anthony, Sunday, 29 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Mike Hanley, Sunday, 29 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Melissa W, Sunday, 29 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
Me: 3 weeks. God knows why. It wasn't force of habit that ended it, just the resultant vacant apathy.
― Graham, Sunday, 29 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Ally, Sunday, 29 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
Mike: But how did they know?
― maryann, Monday, 30 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Ally, Monday, 30 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Tom, Monday, 30 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Mike Hanle y, Monday, 30 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― NI, Saturday, 26 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
Although if I was to wait a few weeks the rewards at the end would be pretty fantastic if not a little messy.
I've said too much again.
― Ronan, Saturday, 26 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Tom, Saturday, 26 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― goeff, Saturday, 26 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― N., Saturday, 26 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 26 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― N., Monday, 28 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Pete, Monday, 28 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Graham, Monday, 28 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Ronan, Monday, 28 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
Still, at least you had an orgasm while you're soul was being destroyed.
― Mark C, Tuesday, 29 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
I'm going to post this on my fridge.
― Ally, Tuesday, 29 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Ally C, Tuesday, 29 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
fantastic! i came across this while looking for the ski resort called "wank" ...no, seriously! somewhere in Germany. Anyway Mark C this could be the ideal place for you to improve your skiing.
And to answer the question at hand (so to speak) frequency of self manipulation depends on frequency of group activities... they have an inversely proportional relationship.
― William G, Monday, 26 August 2002 07:39 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Millar (Millar), Monday, 16 June 2003 01:48 (twenty years ago) link
― ryan (ryan), Monday, 16 June 2003 02:42 (twenty years ago) link
― James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 16 June 2003 04:59 (twenty years ago) link
― dyson (dyson), Monday, 16 June 2003 05:26 (twenty years ago) link
― oops (Oops), Monday, 16 June 2003 05:44 (twenty years ago) link
― pete b. (pete b.), Monday, 16 June 2003 14:23 (twenty years ago) link
(thank god for the Random function on endless, boring Friday afternoons.)
― The Long Grey And Overcast Tea Time Of The Soul (kate), Friday, 12 January 2007 12:56 (seventeen years ago) link
Seriously...
Personally I find the whole custom a bit... I rather not know how long people have gone without a wank (or with a wank). It's just TMI all the way, y'know.
― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 12 January 2007 13:02 (seventeen years ago) link
― The Long Grey And Overcast Tea Time Of The Soul (kate), Friday, 12 January 2007 13:08 (seventeen years ago) link
― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 12 January 2007 13:11 (seventeen years ago) link
I don't think there's a similar thing for ladybits, though. I mean, we only produce our gametes once a month, so there's no build up.
― The Long Grey And Overcast Tea Time Of The Soul (kate), Friday, 12 January 2007 13:14 (seventeen years ago) link
― Frogm@n Henry (Frogm@n Henry), Friday, 12 January 2007 13:14 (seventeen years ago) link
― StanM (StanM), Friday, 12 January 2007 13:17 (seventeen years ago) link
― onimo (onimo), Friday, 12 January 2007 13:22 (seventeen years ago) link
― Marcel Proust (Revivalist), Friday, 12 January 2007 13:29 (seventeen years ago) link
― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 12 January 2007 13:52 (seventeen years ago) link
― reverto levidensis (blueski), Friday, 12 January 2007 13:55 (seventeen years ago) link
― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 12 January 2007 14:02 (seventeen years ago) link
― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 12 January 2007 14:04 (seventeen years ago) link
― the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Friday, 12 January 2007 14:06 (seventeen years ago) link
i'm curious: how often do you wank when/ if you have a boy/girlfriend?
i live with my girl and we have sex kind of regularly -- still in the first year of living together, and it's 3-4 x/ week. but i still jerk off on average 3 times a week, on top of that...
shit, i think i'm a pervert! ohhhhhh no.
― Michael J McGonigal (mike mcgonigal), Friday, 12 January 2007 14:10 (seventeen years ago) link
― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 12 January 2007 14:11 (seventeen years ago) link
as much as when i don't. that's all i have to say on the subject.
― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 12 January 2007 14:15 (seventeen years ago) link
(getting all Gilbert and Sullivan once again)
― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:07 (seventeen years ago) link
― Johnney B English (stigoftdump), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:07 (seventeen years ago) link
― blood bitch (blood bitch), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:46 (seventeen years ago) link
― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:59 (seventeen years ago) link
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Saturday, 13 January 2007 02:55 (seventeen years ago) link
― Slumpman (Slump Man), Saturday, 13 January 2007 03:06 (seventeen years ago) link
― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Saturday, 13 January 2007 11:42 (seventeen years ago) link