post one reason dating the poster above you would rule and one reason it would suck

c: giant burgers
d: married

c: hottttt
d: can ban me from nb

c: likes dragons
d: is bell labs

xp how many times do we have to talk about you asshole

ok ill stop

ok thats a total cockblock

i would never ban u, chakster

is funny sometimes
named 'deeznuts'

xpost fuck cut it out you guys

you should not have stolen this idea from another massage bored

a. he is a drummer, like me

b. he is a lawyer, unlike me

c: cyclist
d: lawyer

xp shit

if you saw it was an xpost why wouldnt you change it to fit the correct person? sheesh.

c: bro to bro down with
d: probably would want to go camping all the damn time

xpost, I'm not changing it to fit Chaki

c: is a drummer
d: does not follow chaki's rules

c: is a canuk
d: posts to message boards all day

i am not canadian, dingus

i thought you were. oh dear...
c: seems canadian for some reason

a) likes hockey
b) likes the leafs

HANDS OFF CHAKIIS xxxxposts
i refuse to participate in this game mostly because i don't know who most of you people are.

a) good taste in the musics
b) not enough cushion for the pushin'

c: likes the city and the country
d: put on a shirt, amirite

c: hawaii :D
d: soul patch D:

uh. i do not like the leafs! i just feel sorry for my leaf lovin' friends!

oh, sorry dude! that is an insult in which i hope you can forgive.

c: is named molly, which i like saying, and can be my twee-outfit zing-partner
d: probably does not like being my twee-outfit zing-partner

c. is so otm all the time!
d. wouldn't be seen in public with me and my total lack of style

c: meets both requirements (2 x chromosomes and a pulse)
d: totally lacks style

c: felix yussuppov fetish
d: i believe she was in band or something

xp

c: lives in chicago
d: is hitting on maria

c: kind of dumb in a loveable way
d: kind of dumb in an annoying way

c: kind of hot in a sexual way
d: kind of mean in a jackass way

jerk

c: former Covenanter!
d: former Covenanter

xp dammit I am not involving dn

c: can't get enough of that sass
d: lacks proper equipment to satisfy me in the long term

c: quick wit
d: blind dates = bad

xpost

c: can't get enough of that sass
d: lacks proper equipment to fix my refrigerator

that didn't work

pro: smooth operator
con: talks your ear off

c: is otm all the damn time
d: is otm all the damn time

fuk xpost. Who's omar?

IF YOU SEE ITS AN XPOST WHY DO YOU CONTINUE? GOD

seems to be similar to the lazy zing thread

pro: sharp fella
con: long distance ;_;

c: likes seven second delay iirc
d: is very anal

(XPOST)

yeah whatever just dont even just pretend i dont really exist do the guy above me i dont care

c: went to my dad's college
d: is a guy

c: would likely be impossible to embarrass in public
d: penis

c: don't know him: fun and exciting
d: don't know him: awkward and potentially disastrous

c: HSTNGS power structure solidified
d: she would probably kill me in my sleep

c: swears a lot
d: the having-a-dick thing, again

c: likes (or maybe even knows) mogwai
d: lives in the cold north and is already attached (and a bloke)

c: experienced w/ handjobs
d: not too hot in a dress

(dammit xposted)

a) lives in hawaii!
b) not the best at walking

c: whales have spouts / are funny
d: weekly fish consumption
(xps)

Thats true E, it was quite the nice suprise tbh.

c: nice
d: FAKE

― chaki, Friday, October 12, 2007 12:39 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol

+ is ice cream
- dairy nazis would never suffer our love

Tombot claiming Luna is 'out of his league' when dude was married to Ally = frontin'

+ would probably be a lot of fun, and we could agree on pizza toppings
- would involve commercial air travel

Oh, I missed that bit.

(xxx-post)

"nate carson clearly does not read ilx"

― tehresa, Sunday, November 29, 2009 2:31 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark

Ha! I read ILX. I just don't stalk on ILX.

dude, it does not take a stalker to know something that's been very widely discussed!

Widely = on two threads, one of which is on a secret board and the other one on ILTMI.

Well I mostly read ILM and don't have a lot of time to lurk over here unless it's a thread about Portland or some movie I just saw...

No offense Sarahel! I'm sure your personal life is fascinating ;)

+ pretty, cool, smart and fun
- is clearly a stalker

xxpost to tza

lol!

(hahahahahaha)

xp - Nate - got your message - done - 15

Ok did a little research. Sarahel is roughly the same age as me and into Magma and that's definitely hott!

we can be fb friends now.

+ Seems like a thoughtful and caring person.
- Dating most likely isn't an option right now.

Not to keep breaking the rule here but now that I figured out who Sarah is in real life, I found a brief email correspondence that we had back in April 2006. Incredibly shrinking universe :)

Nate - I figured that if you weren't fb friends with Ge0rge Chen I'd be shocked.

All of our mutual friends are scenesters.

It would be funny to do an ilx thread about how Ge0rge knows everyone.

Another thread bites the dust.

http://www.google.com/talk/

one reason why dating Ge0rge Chen would rule and one reason it would suck

+ knows about most everything that's going on and who random obscure bands are
- unhealthy diet

+ likes wordplay
- forced me to rewrite this twice because of xposts; probably dating someone

xpost to Sarahel - I'm giving this another show, now that I've been informed.

+ is a music scenester and into lots of obscure shit (like me)
- is a dirty thread hijacker, who will stop at nothing to ruin my sterling reputation

+ has sterling reputation
- sterling reputation constantly under threat of ruin

+understands ilx addiction
-unsure of what we'd have in common

[ronan i have read your blog for years and we like a lot of the same music ACTUALLY and TBH]

[this poster doesnt count - consider ronan the last poster]

oh well that's good, the minus part is quite awkward to be honest, i should have just said "long distance" like everyone else, haha

+good to go dancing with prolly
-from dublin

+ interesting, fun, likes things i like, lives on a farm iirc????
- gay

+would probably be fun to cook with
-doesn't like anything

not even true! i like tons of things

ok:

+would probably be fun to cook with
-doesn't like anythingargumentative

+HILARIOUS
-hates everything

xxpost!!!!

true :( xpost

lol

+ i like the pnw; seems cool
- i dont really like yoga tea

+funny bro
-sharts

+ enjoys pic threads almost as much as I do + probably has awesome Irish accent
- lives in Ireland, loves dick

+ Awesome chick who totally rocks the short hair :)
- Dislikes Maria Bamford :(

Like I said earlier: ¯\(o_°)/¯ sorry! Her love for pugs makes me think she's good ppl though so might give her a 2nd chance.

(Srsly the only even semi-suck thing I could think of. No big!)