Can coffee make one's voice deeper?

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my groin used to always looked like barbie's head until the bitch dumped me

― ken_ (ken c), Thursday, 11 November 2004 08:30 (nineteen years ago) link

look

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 11 November 2004 08:31 (nineteen years ago) link

you may wanna take that back

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 11 November 2004 08:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Thread mutation within three posts. That's got to be a record.

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― Adamdrome Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 11 November 2004 08:40 (nineteen years ago) link

not really

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 11 November 2004 08:41 (nineteen years ago) link

PEDANT

― Adamdrome Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 11 November 2004 08:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Anyway, just for fun even though I'm all pissed I'll try to give a real answer. Maybe all that hot liquid has cooked your throat. Now it's like a smoked salmon as it has so much more depth after having hot stuff put on it...your voice like.

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 11 November 2004 08:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah. Or perhaps it cleared out some gooey shit that's been lining it for decades.

― Adamdrome Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 11 November 2004 08:50 (nineteen years ago) link

was that the "belle and sebastian express"????

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― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 11 November 2004 08:51 (nineteen years ago) link

Does coffee makes you feel more relaxed? That could do it.

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Thursday, 11 November 2004 09:27 (nineteen years ago) link

(In the sense that my voice can easily drop half an octave when I'm more relaxed and my voice box is thus less constricted.)

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Thursday, 11 November 2004 09:28 (nineteen years ago) link

I get that marlene deitrich thing happening when I have a cold... But I can't say coffee's ever done it, not that I have noticed.

Milk might tho - dairy can produce phlegm.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 11 November 2004 10:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Trayce OTM I suspect.

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 11 November 2004 10:59 (nineteen years ago) link

suspect?

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 11 November 2004 11:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, the dairy thing is OTM. One's voice does change as one matures, though. Even after the "voice change" at puberty, you go through another one later on. It's happening to me now, and I'm dropping down in the alto range. Weh-hoo.

― The Grain of Sand in Lambeth That Satan Cannot Find (kate), Thursday, 11 November 2004 11:19 (nineteen years ago) link

coffee does make my voice a little creaky when i drink it, it sort of makes my whole body shaky so that could have something to do with it.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 11 November 2004 12:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Only pantied homosexual sodometricians drink their coffee with milk. BLACK OR DIE.

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Thursday, 11 November 2004 12:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Seconded. Although I know plenty of homosexuals who drink black coffee.

Sugar's useless too. If you want sugar that badly eat fairy floss.

― Adamdrome Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 12 November 2004 05:59 (nineteen years ago) link

Espresso makes it deeper! WTF??

― Adamdrome Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 04:26 (nineteen years ago) link

Youre on DRUGS.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 04:29 (nineteen years ago) link

APPARENTLY CAFFEINE IS A DRUG.

― Adamdrome Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 04:29 (nineteen years ago) link

No, seriously, normal [e.g. plunger] coffee makes it deeper, but percolated espresso makes it croak like nobody's business.

― Adamdrome Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 04:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Thats really bizarre! I wonder if it does that to me ... I will pay attention tomorrow when I have one.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 04:31 (nineteen years ago) link

This is crazy. I should try eating raw coffee trees and see if my larynx leaps out of my throat.

― Adamdrome Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 04:32 (nineteen years ago) link

that could be a topic for that comic strip in the other thread

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 04:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Hahah I was thinking the exact same thing gem! :D

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 04:38 (nineteen years ago) link

fairy floss!

what thread?

― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 10:16 (nineteen years ago) link

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