American Beauty - I'm a fucking dumbass

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he was embarassed/angry that spacey wasn't, in fact, gay. and possibly worried that his son will find out. and so shot him. maybe

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 02:16 (nineteen years ago) link

most poorly-written Oscar winner EVER. And that's saying something.

Morley Timmons (Donna Brown), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 02:16 (nineteen years ago) link

"titanic," dude.

amateur!st (amateurist), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 02:17 (nineteen years ago) link

wait, kevin spacey died? then how was he doing a voice-over all movie?

(KIDDING.)

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 02:17 (nineteen years ago) link

why people hate this movie so much yet think amelie is anything but flushable tripe is beyond me. not that i necessarily rate it that highly

the surface noise is generally somewhere between 'in some spots' and 'throu (ele, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 02:17 (nineteen years ago) link

or maybe he was just angry that spacey didn't bone Mena Suvari

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 02:17 (nineteen years ago) link

xpost obv

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 02:18 (nineteen years ago) link

this movie is ass.

OTM, and not just cos Spacey is in it. gag.

jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 02:19 (nineteen years ago) link

"titanic," dude.

oh, I blocked that out (mostly by not seeing it)

Morley Timmons (Donna Brown), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 02:19 (nineteen years ago) link

i liked both films. the amelie one was cuter. and had loads of people orgasming at the same time. but then american beauty had the "HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE NAILED BY THE KING???" "FUCK ME YOUR MAJESTY" lines, which makes it excelsior.

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 02:21 (nineteen years ago) link

This movie really did blow chunks. How did people get so hornswaggled by it? I dig 6 Feet Under though. I can do without everything having that American Beauty music though.

scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 02:21 (nineteen years ago) link

I am more confused as to how Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind has made only about 33 million dollars to date, yet every single fucking person on okcupid, friendster, etc. has seen it and it is their favorite movie.

Maybe this isn't so weird.

Carey (Carey), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 02:22 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.bittorrent.com

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 02:22 (nineteen years ago) link

bittorrent.org even

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 02:23 (nineteen years ago) link

No, the movie that sucked was Better Luck Tomorrow. And that other movie Elephant. Those movies sucked. You know what I still kind of like? Ghost Dog. And TRON.

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 02:24 (nineteen years ago) link

ghost dog and tron would make a great double feature.

scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 02:26 (nineteen years ago) link

ghost tron is my new mc name

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 02:27 (nineteen years ago) link

...played on the same screen, like chelsea girls

amateur!st (amateurist), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 02:27 (nineteen years ago) link

x-post

amateur!st (amateurist), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 02:27 (nineteen years ago) link

Kevin Spacey used to have a big boil on his neck before he was famous. you can see it in that one movie with gene wilder and richard pryor. where richard is blind and gene is something else.

scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 02:27 (nineteen years ago) link

that's all very "picture of dorian gray," isn't it?

amateur!st (amateurist), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 02:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Tron gave me a big headache when i saw it in the movie theatre. I loved it though. I went out and bought the comic book.

scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 02:29 (nineteen years ago) link

i think tron and the big lebowski would be a better double feature

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 02:29 (nineteen years ago) link

Same with Time Bandits. If I really liked a movie I would then go buy the comic book.

scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 02:30 (nineteen years ago) link

all movie theatres should always have an old jeff bridges movie running every day.

scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 02:31 (nineteen years ago) link

STARMANG

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 02:31 (nineteen years ago) link

Winter Kills!

Morley Timmons (Donna Brown), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 02:32 (nineteen years ago) link

That's taking things too far.

xpost, I meant Starman.

Allyzay, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 02:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Same with Time Bandits. If I really liked a movie I would then go buy the comic book.

-- scott seward (skotro...) (webmail), June 8th, 2004 8:30 PM. (scott seward) (later) (link)


stan lee presents charles foster kane vs. the fantastic four

amateur!st (amateurist), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 02:33 (nineteen years ago) link

i would go see a Fat City/Fearless double bill in a friggin' heartbeat!!

scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 02:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Kevin Spacey's performances are all founded on his stellar work as a coke-sniffing Manhattan executive who attempts to feel up Melanie Griffith in Working Girl. American Beauty is indeed ass.

I like Amelie though.

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 05:21 (nineteen years ago) link

I've said it before: Anybody who doesn't like Amelie has no soul.

Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 05:47 (nineteen years ago) link

I like Amelie a lot and liked American Beauty quite a lot at the time too. So naff off.

dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 06:58 (nineteen years ago) link

This movie really impressed me when it first came out.

Then I saw other movies, and realized that the closing voiceover was the worst thing ever.

(one of the indie-film mags this month mentions that the grocery bag video was stolen from another filmmaker)

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 07:03 (nineteen years ago) link

I saw Amelie, and thought it was cute.

I saw American Beauty, and thought it was confused. Not confusing, just confused.

I saw Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, and thought it was an indie Love Actually, therefor bollox.

Johnney B (Johnney B), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 07:06 (nineteen years ago) link

He died? Crikey, I only saw the movie once, but I so don't remember him dying in it. Shows how selective my memory is when it comes to movie plots. No wonder I'm film deaf.

Possibly Kate Again (kate), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 07:06 (nineteen years ago) link

see some silent films then!

amateur!st (amateurist), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 07:19 (nineteen years ago) link

what other movies did you see to make you rethink AB milo? been a while since i saw AB but i don't see anything that wrong with it (as usual it seems people are just annoyed that critics give it 5 stars when it's only 3 or something...but 3 stars would hardly make it an awful film).

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 08:46 (nineteen years ago) link

I f*cking hate this stupid ass f*cking movie.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 08:50 (nineteen years ago) link

amelie is harmless twee indie fluff, whereas american beauty is actively annoying portentous (in that condescending kubrickian "improve the audience" way) self-pitying bullshit. i pick the former, any day.

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 09:04 (nineteen years ago) link

AB is an ordinary decent movie. Has its mooments ("I RULE!") and its shitters (Oh, Mena was a virgin after all, oh, the dad was a repressed gay Nazi sympantythiser, oh, Annette Bening is so long suffering, oh, Jack Ryan's daughter had it so tough and let's joke about killing Dad who has hardly even lives up to the Matos standard of fatherhood, hardly Homer and Lisa now, was it?, wasn't Ed Norton's yuppie revulsion in Fight Club so much better and Oscar 'worthy'?).

Crickets Dance On Tequila Booty (Barima), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 09:04 (nineteen years ago) link

I also hope ridiculous is secretly Sam Mendes.

Crickets Dance On Tequila Booty (Barima), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 09:05 (nineteen years ago) link

AB was pretty good despite its many gauchenesses. Stood up to a second viewing much better than I expected as well.
Amelie, on the other hand is unwatchable drivel, no way I could watch the whole thing once never mind twice.

frankiemachine, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 09:07 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't think Kubrick comes into it; whatever you think of SK, he has a radically more pessimistic worldview than Mendes, and I don't think he was trying to improve anyone. Mendes has a very English view of filmmaking: first you have 'content' (ie script); then you add visuals. This is the wrong way to go about things.

If anything, as I said at the time, AB is a sanitized version of 'Blue Velvet'. I can't remember why I said it then, but whatever. I think it has improved in my estimation, anyway, and Lynch has gone down the dumper.

Enrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 09:10 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah, enrique, i was overstating the case with kubrick, it's just that in some ways AB sort of reminds me of all the worst elements of SK's films - especially in its mildly misanthropic treatment of all the characters except lester burnham. i don't think content over visuals is necessarily a bad way to go (my fave director is howard hawks, after all), but the visuals in AB just struck me as so pointlessly decorative and tacky - like a dime store version of powell and pressburger.

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 09:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Exactly -- the visuals were like, 'let's put on some dazzle' after the rest had been worked out. Rather than the images expressing much (except you know, suburbs are dull, rain is foreboding...).

Enrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 09:19 (nineteen years ago) link

but the content is surely more important, and people have problems with AB's content/messages, as well as the visual themes and whatnot. how do you make a film like American Beauty without addressing content before visuals? given that the visuals are not all that important to the film's message ultimately (but obv. useful in empthasisng Spacey's character's intoxication with Suvari's character etc.). and does this mean Gondry got the balance better with ESOTSM?

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 09:26 (nineteen years ago) link

Mendes has a very English view of filmmaking: first you have 'content' (ie script); then you add visuals. This is the wrong way to go about things.

What's so English about that? most films are made this way, surely. I do agree it's a bad thing though. i haven't been to the movies for about 4 months ( i used to go maybe twice a week at one point) and can't see the point anymore.

jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 09:27 (nineteen years ago) link

The worst thing about American Beauty is how it needed point out and underline everything it had to say. It was like an unsubtle version of The Ice Storm. Amélie was much better because it wasn't trying to be clever or witty, just cute and emotional.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 09:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Without the heavy hand, this would've been a much better movie. (Ronan shouldn't have made that cameo)

Crickets Dance On Tequila Booty (Barima), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 09:35 (nineteen years ago) link

My favorite Magnolia scene (I haven’t seen the film in forever, so memory has holes) is probably the pharmacy scene. Second favorite, somehow, is the one where every main character is inexplicably singing whichever Aimee Mann song.

Soundtrack > film

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Saturday, 14 January 2023 20:12 (one year ago) link

And for all that, it’s still better than American Beauty

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Saturday, 14 January 2023 20:12 (one year ago) link

also he's married to noted english fascist allison pearson

Oh my good God!!!!!

A Drunk Man Looks At Partick Thistle (Tom D.), Saturday, 14 January 2023 20:19 (one year ago) link

(The Kael interview is by Francis Davidson (sp?), and recorded for San Francisco's City Arts and Lectures.)

The self-titled drags (Eazy), Saturday, 14 January 2023 20:21 (one year ago) link

Thanks...Francis Davis; he put out Afterglow: A Last Conversation with Pauline Kael. I'm saying I'd never heard the interview, now I'm wondering if that's the actual interview that he turned into the book (which I have read).

How did Lane respond to all the offense over his review? He never interested me as a critic because, based on some of his earlier reviews I'd read (or more accurately probably skimmed), he struck me a a bland, go along to get along-type writer. The thing with Kael is, if she'd gotten complaints about something she'd written--she always did, but today those complaints would be a much bigger issue--my guess is that she would have bristled and dug herself an even deeper hole. She didn't seem like the apologizing type. (She did respond to the outrage over her Shoah review, but from memory, it was more an explanation than an apology.)

clemenza, Saturday, 14 January 2023 21:36 (one year ago) link

Magnolia is one of the worst movies I've ever seen and it's still somehow better than American Beauty which leads me to conclude that American Beauty is not even a film but some other, worse thing

french testicle (flamboyant goon tie included), Saturday, 14 January 2023 23:11 (one year ago) link

American Beauty is a toilet

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 14 January 2023 23:17 (one year ago) link

Why are you talking about American Beauty on the American Beauty thread? Can we get back to Kael?

clemenza, Saturday, 14 January 2023 23:19 (one year ago) link

*peeks head in door*

i love this thread title

*scampering away sounds*

Karl Malone, Saturday, 14 January 2023 23:24 (one year ago) link

AB has the feel of a fourth tier cable channel’s stab at a watercooler show, one of those no one would stick around for past episode 1 or 2 but since it’s a movie most everyone saw it thru to the end. This was probably the peak of “Spacey is our greatest actor now” hysteria, which deflated pretty quickly after this.

omar little, Saturday, 14 January 2023 23:29 (one year ago) link

Just popping in to say Magnolia is a gigantic pile of horseshit

castanuts (DJP), Saturday, 14 January 2023 23:31 (one year ago) link

When it's got the "American" adjective in the title, you know it's going to be profound.

The self-titled drags (Eazy), Saturday, 14 January 2023 23:31 (one year ago) link

Does American Beauty get any praise because the male lead ends up not acting on his desire for the teenaged girl?

Halfway there but for you, Saturday, 14 January 2023 23:34 (one year ago) link

American Graffiti? American Honey?

clemenza, Saturday, 14 January 2023 23:40 (one year ago) link

Does American Beauty get any praise because the male lead ends up not acting on his desire for the teenaged girl?

― Halfway there but for you, S

set to Annie Lennox's version of "Don't Let It Bring You Down."

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 14 January 2023 23:43 (one year ago) link

American Pie is a more profound exploration of normative masculinity and suburban anomie than this bullshit

Left, Saturday, 14 January 2023 23:47 (one year ago) link

There was a kind of frenzied hoopla around this movie when it came out.. like it was so self-evidently “high quality”, people just tripping over their own dicks to praise it. Why was that?? Very hard to credit it now.

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 14 January 2023 23:52 (one year ago) link

This badly written review trashing it from a local critic I'm glad retired is hilarious:

https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/os-xpm-1999-09-24-9909230203-story.html

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 14 January 2023 23:57 (one year ago) link

from = by

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 14 January 2023 23:57 (one year ago) link

the easiest and most disturbing explanation is that a lot of critics saw themselves in the sp***y character but it was probably a bunch of stuff. it plays with a bunch of themes that probably seemed profound enough if you didn't care that it doesn't do anything new or interesting with them

it has the same fin de siecle angst and energy as fight club and the matrix which haven't aged perfectly either but are a lot easier to watch today than this and a lot of it comes down to the main character but also there's something about the smugness and self-importance of this one which makes it so cloying

Left, Sunday, 15 January 2023 00:03 (one year ago) link

It's Cheever's suburbia and Pet Shop Boys "Suburbia" in American sitcom frameworks.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 15 January 2023 00:06 (one year ago) link

now I'm remembering this was the year of britney's breakthrough and how repulsive the press was about her from the jump and I don't think it's too much of a stretch to connect this cultural sensibility to our hero's creeping in this film which afair is heavily romanticised and only really shown from his perspective

Left, Sunday, 15 January 2023 00:07 (one year ago) link

The sexual exploitation of teenagers was and remains popular. Thora Birch was 17 when she was topless in this!

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Sunday, 15 January 2023 00:10 (one year ago) link

whew how lucky Kevin Spacey is gay

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 15 January 2023 00:15 (one year ago) link

This was also DreamWorks first solo 'Prestige Picture', and they threw a lotta money into promotion, keeping it on n theatres building on word of mouth after a disappointing opening etc.

that critic is probably right about other critics' identifications but lol @ weed dealing as more a cause for handwringing than voyeurism and the "homophobes are secretly gay" trope attacked for being *too* PC - 1999 really was another planet

Left, Sunday, 15 January 2023 00:19 (one year ago) link

I'm sorry to say that even the usually reliable David Denby of The New Yorker seems to have popped his cork, proclaiming it "by far the strongest American film of the year."

Oh New Yorker paws

jmm, Sunday, 15 January 2023 00:21 (one year ago) link

keep looking at this thread like it's a band name and album title, and that's more entertaining to me than the movie ever was

fentanyl young (Neanderthal), Sunday, 15 January 2023 00:47 (one year ago) link

xp is that for American Beauty or The Incredibles 2?

circa1916, Sunday, 15 January 2023 01:48 (one year ago) link

you know what's worse than American Beauty? Road to Perdition.

papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 15 January 2023 02:08 (one year ago) link

This asshole can't even make fun James Bond movies.

papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 15 January 2023 02:08 (one year ago) link

I'd also like to think that if American Beauty is remembered at all, it will be as the movie in which a potential future first lady performs vigorous, if simulated, sexual intercourse while shouting obscenities.

That potential future first lady is Bening. She is, of course, the real-life wife of Warren Beatty - a man who may or may not be serious about running for the presidency.

If he is, and if he should somehow win, then American Beauty, in which Bening and Gallagher appear to make love, could become a curious cultural artifact - the Bedtime for Bonzo of our wilder, crazier times.

That's the way I prefer to look at it, anyway.

symsymsym, Sunday, 15 January 2023 06:25 (one year ago) link

dat critic delmar

fentanyl young (Neanderthal), Sunday, 15 January 2023 06:36 (one year ago) link

I was trying to find David Denby's review and came across Jonathan Rosenbaum's:

https://jonathanrosenbaum.net/2020/03/getting-it-both-ways/

clemenza, Monday, 16 January 2023 03:36 (one year ago) link

That's ... not one of his finer moments

عباس کیارستمی (Eric H.), Monday, 16 January 2023 13:34 (one year ago) link

Like that review a lot. One of the best things a critic can do is surprise you. Kael and Kauffmann used to surprise me all the time; Armond White, at least in his present guise, never surprises me.

clemenza, Monday, 16 January 2023 16:05 (one year ago) link

Surprise the reader with a new perspective on a film. JRo's review on this one only indicates he was snowballed

عباس کیارستمی (Eric H.), Monday, 16 January 2023 16:08 (one year ago) link

I know you already know this, but I meant in terms of what a critic likes and doesn't like.

It isn’t surprising that this DreamWorks movie is the love child of Steven Spielberg, who bought the script and hired the director...

Don't think I knew that.

clemenza, Monday, 16 January 2023 16:33 (one year ago) link

now that I'm old I realize it was more Midlife Crisis: The Movie where idolizing teenagers or attempting to live out your teenage dream leaves you dead or a murderer recognizing your own sexuality

mh, Wednesday, 18 January 2023 17:46 (one year ago) link

(I kid, but wow the "teenagers are working through things but recognize true beauty/have true beauty" bit was overwrought by so many degrees)

mh, Wednesday, 18 January 2023 17:47 (one year ago) link

American Beauty, Alan Ball
Being John Malkovich, Charlie Kaufman
Magnolia, Paul Thomas Anderson
The Sixth Sense, M. Night Shyamalan
Topsy-Turvy, Mike Leigh

I think the only one of these I could stomach watching these days is Topsy Turvy.

Motion to adjourn to enjoy a footling (President Keyes), Wednesday, 18 January 2023 17:57 (one year ago) link

well he only ends up dead because the world has conspired against his cool rock n roll rebirth iirc

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 18 January 2023 17:57 (one year ago) link

I haven’t seen a really good Sam Mendes film yet. Skyfall was the most superficially impressive just because of some screencap-worthy imagery but the guy can’t direct a dynamic action scene to save his life.

omar little, Wednesday, 18 January 2023 18:03 (one year ago) link

I think the only one of these I could stomach watching these days is Topsy Turvy.

I haven't your unyielding good taste

عباس کیارستمی (Eric H.), Wednesday, 18 January 2023 18:07 (one year ago) link

New Sam Mendes looks terrible.

Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 19 January 2023 11:07 (one year ago) link

The thread where we anticipate Sam Mendes' "Sweeney Todd" movie

Rule: if you want to jump all over this, you have to first pay money to actually see the film. (This will keep me safe.)

clemenza, Thursday, 19 January 2023 15:53 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

thought the #babylon finale needed a punchup. pic.twitter.com/S0CjeCH679

— alex gradet 🐀 (@menace2snacks) February 2, 2023



It’s the inclusion of the dumb plastic bag from American Beauty that sends this over the top

عباس کیارستمی (Eric H.), Saturday, 4 February 2023 16:32 (one year ago) link


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