rimming

*rimshot*

department at work I'm on loan to is "research information management"

Christmas dinner with all the rimmings.

I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

Have you?

This is the thread where you roll up the rim to win

I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

Have you?

― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Tuesday, December 18, 2012 12:10 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that would dilute the sensory thrillride so no, all cough drops, jolly ranchers, werthers originals are deposited elsewhere beforehand

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

Christmas dinner with all the rimmings.

― your damn bass clarinet (Eazy)

nice

I rimmed this morning, it was nice

was one click away from cutecelsior, thought better of it.

No joke: sometimes assholes taste metallic.

Now that's a different kind of cute

It's the flavor of your ass
Your ass is black metallic

http://images.uulyrics.com/cover/f/final-fantasy/album-he-poos-clouds.jpg

http://lpsocialclub.com/lpsc02/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Flaming-Lips-Clouds-Taste-Metallic.jpg

Beat me to it.

ok

It's what I was thinking, too. I think there's a joke there about ILXor clouds.

Oh dammit.

http://i.imgur.com/3D3Ij.png

Rim The Lightning

Rimmer of Puppets?

rimmer of poop butts

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

These results can kiss my ass.

complex results

one confused soul reading the thread, unsure of the meaning of it all

i love a jungle but i draw the line at trace amounts of bitter earth.

― Tome Cruise (Matt P), Sunday, December 2, 2012 6:44 PM (11 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Was gonna post this over on old ilx posts that haunt your thoughts, but I realized it isn't haunting so much as inspriational. It's become something of a mantra for me.

bitter earth is realer than you and i

it's cool if you didn't have time to change yr undies girls fresh ass sweat is like boner pills for this guy

don't we have an unspoken rule that posts made on ILTMI don't get c+p'd to excelsior/greatest hits type threads?

This isn't really an excelsior thread.

no, but "posts that haunt your memory" is

receiving is classic, would try giving again but my first attempt scarred me for a little while

Was gonna post this over on old ilx posts that haunt your thoughts, but I realized it isn't haunting so much as inspriational. It's become something of a mantra for me.

― how's life, Monday, November 11, 2013 2:40 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm honored!

sorry, this grosses me out and i have to believe it's unhygienic as all getout

i forgive you

Have never given or received iirc, and I generally consider myself kind of sex-positive and whatever. Kind of surprised at the responses here, but happily so. I always find it reassuring that there are people out there for every human thing.

I'm surprised and super happy to hear of women rimming men! Happy for both the straight men and the women who rim them.

slam dunk - what is your thought of this product: http://myshineyhiney.com/

hearing this to the tune of Pearl Jam's "Whipping"

This is exactly what I thought it would be and the fact that it’s Owen Wilson makes it all the more entertaining

congrats to you and owen!

🍑🍆💨💩

Generally speaking, if there is rimming involved I am expecting a margarita.

― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Sunday, December 9, 2012 11:39 AM bookmarkflaglink

and a neon flashing blue ice cube nestled inside

― 乒乓, Sunday, December 9, 2012 11:42 AM bookmarkflaglink

The urban dictionary meaning of Margaritas at the Mall.

i remember the first time I had even actually conceived of rimming. it was the early 2000s and I was watching the first recent porno i'd ever rented. before that, all my porn had been 1980s stuff. passed-around vhs's with the labels torn off and that kinda shit. i mostly stuck to magazines (and when I say I stuck har har har).

anyway I throw this porno in and it's some vivid lesbian thing and first scene there's a girl on all fours on a table and all the sudden the other girl just starts licking her asshole! I was taken aback. I was like "what has this world come to? what did I rent?" and then i skipped past the rest of the rimming.

but later I rewound to it.

― how's life

best iltmi short story imo

haha!

https://hellotushy.com/pages/can-we-eat-ass-yet

full-on cackle at my previous posts on this thread

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