I'mma lay your LOLs on the dresser and EXCELSIOR them shits with a spiked bat!

hahaha

I knew I would be famous.

there was a rolling stone interview where kurt said he found mccartney embarrassing, so maybe nirvana was the ultimate expression of being embarrassed by mccartney. he also had a recipe for pear soup in a grunge cookbook.

― Philip Nunez, Thursday, December 13, 2012 6:29 PM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

mccartney's a total "pear" (i think that's a gay sex thing)

― Andrew WKRP (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, December 13, 2012 6:30 PM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"What people don't realize is that the so-called Seattle Grunge scene grew out of several close-knit gourmet supper clubs--we would only pick up guitars to pass the time while our dishes were simmering, baking, boiling, etc."
http://www.soupsong.com/rsquash1.html

― Philip Nunez, Thursday, December 13, 2012 6:33 PM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i think that's probably a different kurt cobain

― Poliopolice, Thursday, December 13, 2012 6:40 PM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

actual Kurt only cooked w spoons iirc

― If I was a carpenter, and you were a douchebag (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, December 13, 2012 6:43 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"It is now my duty to completely drain you," kurt said to the pasta in the colander.

― Philip Nunez, Thursday, December 13, 2012 6:50 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i'm on a plain tomato bisque right now, then i'll move on to the potatoes au gratin

smells like something tasty

actual Kurt only cooked w spoons iirc

― If I was a carpenter, and you were a douchebag (Shakey Mo Collier),

This was so well known in the scene that Soundgarden wrote a song about it.

really looking forward to snoball's contribution to this riff

hahah

the whole thing is out of control in both this and the original thread but the pasta thing just made me laugh

pasta: point of rescue

Grohl is like Bonham without the jazz

― If I was a carpenter, and you were a douchebag (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, December 13, 2012 10:13 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah he's pretty great

― some dude, Thursday, December 13, 2012 10:15 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

really looking forward to snoball's contribution to this riff

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, December 14, 2012 12:45 AM (8 hours ago)

What am I, the sauce of bad puns?

he's the one who makes all our shitty puns

and we like to zing along

http://i.imgur.com/5hYRX.jpg

TBH, he looks like he's having a pretty great time

Ban Traffic.

I will accept guesses as to who I'm killfiling.

― formerly EDB (ed.b), Friday, August 31, 2012 1:57 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

always assume me, then write that off as egotism, then write that off as complacency

― darraghback (darraghmac), Friday, August 31, 2012 2:04 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i'm sure that any number of tramps died of exposure in armenia this morning, but nobody at work wants to hear about that. it's almost as if proximity and relatability were like these really important factors in terms of human interest idk

― first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Monday, 17 December 2012 16:19 (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

By tramps Darragh means homeless people btw

― Tom D is secretly an important person (Tom D.), Monday, 17 December 2012 16:20 (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well i mean that or low women

― first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Monday, 17 December 2012 16:23 (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

queen

― mh, Tuesday, December 18, 2012 7:37 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

btw thanking ilx for this thread, reminded me I was going to wash sheets today

― mh, Tuesday, December 18, 2012 7:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

queen ladidah

― first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Tuesday, December 18, 2012 7:40 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wait, male ejaculate tastes like egg yolks?

...

― mh, Wednesday, December 19, 2012 7:12 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

No.

― go to party leather (ENBB), Wednesday, December 19, 2012 7:12 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i wish

― first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Wednesday, December 19, 2012 7:14 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

poll would have worked better with definitions of each term tbph but whichever one means dippy yolk
I managed to work it out for myself, but I'm happy to help out here. A clue: the sun is yellow.

― all the people on the right, boogaloo (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, December 19, 2012 7:15 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no wait what

― first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Wednesday, December 19, 2012 7:15 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol darragh :)

the sun isn't yellow, it tastes like chicken.

sunny liquid chicken ftw

in the "Whatta Man" lyrics poll thread:

i fucking hate this song

― billstevejim, Sunday, December 21, 2008 9:00 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

why

― K DEF FROM REAL LIVE (deej), Monday, December 22, 2008 1:57 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

its none of your business

― rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Monday, December 22, 2008 12:39 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

Just so we're clear, ILM is happy to stand by Sandstorm being a better song than Inner City Life. I wouldn't have imagined that result. I don't have a problem with populist tracks placing, notice I said nothing about Rhythm of the Night, it's just this particular placement makes me want to call shenanigans. Maybe some people voted for it higher than they truly rate it in order to make a point.

― brotherlovesdub, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 03:24 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Maybe some people like it more than you.

― The Reverend, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 03:28 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Wait, so Sunny D tastes of eggs?

King Sunny Ade

The yolks on you, buddy...

Keep egging him on, snoball

I'm scrambling for a suitable pun here.

You'll have it cracked, shortly.

eggselent work you two

albumen of the year!

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/9627011/photos/facepalm.gif

Live and omelette live.
(hope I didn't poach that from someone else)

that's an oeuf guys

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/9627011/photos/facepalm.gif

― 乒乓, Thursday, 20 December 2012 12:47 (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fondling-yolk.jpg

*blushes*

what a horribly formed "yolk"

nice.

will it never be ova

Not unless we all chicken out.

But we're all too hard-boiled for that.

omelette you crack wise just this once

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YCxGKEhAfj4/S98hqvcM8yI/AAAAAAAAAcE/cgbxyBbSD0o/s1600/Picture+5.png

"Hey tenderfoot! Move your chicken wings, turkey!"

nino don't coddle them

egg

You all have had free range with these stupid puns for long enough.