RIP
http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/12/13/former-attack-attack-bassist-john-holgado-is-the-stupidest-human-being-ever/
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 December 2012 17:25 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.alterthepress.com/2012/12/attack-attack-part-ways-with-bassist.html
lol wut
― before and after broscience (goole), Thursday, 13 December 2012 17:35 (eleven years ago) link
All good things come to an end,
And now I can finally breathe.
End of chapter 1
You are what you thinkYou are what you thinkYou are what you thinkYou are what you thinkYou are what you think
also im not homosexual
― before and after broscience (goole), Thursday, 13 December 2012 17:37 (eleven years ago) link
*tosses match over shoulder toward gasoline soaked human society*
― lag∞n, Saturday, February 11, 2012 7:19 AM (10 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― before and after broscience (goole), Thursday, 13 December 2012 17:41 (eleven years ago) link
That letter is amazing
― mh, Thursday, 13 December 2012 17:41 (eleven years ago) link
I mean, I understand that illiteracy is a real thing, but I am very seldom faced with it.
― mh, Thursday, 13 December 2012 17:42 (eleven years ago) link
Some are not so bold as to just go right out and show their idiocy.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 December 2012 17:57 (eleven years ago) link
dying
― Jesus, the Total Douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 13 December 2012 19:20 (eleven years ago) link
omg I forgot about the dancepop/autotune section of "Stick Stickly"
― Jesus, the Total Douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 13 December 2012 19:21 (eleven years ago) link
I cried at letter
― men, ugh (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 13 December 2012 21:33 (eleven years ago) link
"garbled new age logic" is something I deeply associate with my inlaws
― men, ugh (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 13 December 2012 21:35 (eleven years ago) link
So...he quit the band cuz everyone around him swore and that made him think he was gay?
― chr1sb3singer, Thursday, 13 December 2012 21:46 (eleven years ago) link
Not sure that tearing apart, line by line, an illiterate guy talking about being clinically depressed is a particularly good look on that website's part, tbh.
― Go Narine, Go! (ShariVari), Thursday, 13 December 2012 21:52 (eleven years ago) link
and all this time I thought Stick Stickly was some brilliant Tim & Eric style parody, this is great(seriously though I hate websites that try to add "humorous commentary" to something that's already funny when all they can write is "uhhh...what?" and "nice grammar, lol")
― frogbs, Thursday, 13 December 2012 21:55 (eleven years ago) link
That guy's not illiterate, just very bad at writing.
― The Reverend, Thursday, 13 December 2012 22:09 (eleven years ago) link
(seriously though I hate websites that try to add "humorous commentary" to something that's already funny when all they can write is "uhhh...what?" and "nice grammar, lol")
otm
― The Reverend, Thursday, 13 December 2012 22:10 (eleven years ago) link
yeah, that was horrible
― ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Thursday, 13 December 2012 23:50 (eleven years ago) link
the commentary is indeed more hateful and irksome than anything that Attack Attack guy wrote. Sure he can't write for toffee, but the journo's writing and overall "HAR HAR HAR LOOK AT THIS GUY, HE CAN'T EVEN PUT A SENTENCE TOGETHER WHAT A MORAN" is about as entertaining as a rusty nail. Considering one is the bass player in a shit post-emo band and the other tries to pass himself off as a writer, I'm struggling to work out who comes off worst.
― besides Sunny Real Estate (dog latin), Friday, 14 December 2012 11:50 (eleven years ago) link
on the same level as Oatmeal guy's response to the Gawker article, though at least in that situation both participants can take care of themselves rather than being "lol crabcore guy no write good".
― Neil S, Friday, 14 December 2012 12:08 (eleven years ago) link
It's metalsucks.net, you don't exactly read it for the sterling editorial tone
― mh, Friday, 14 December 2012 15:14 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.kerrang.com/features/the-true-story-behind-the-most-hated-metal-video-of-all-time/
― na (NA), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 20:29 (four years ago) link
excellent, thanks
― Ambient Police (sleeve), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 20:42 (four years ago) link
loooool this was great
― Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 20:47 (four years ago) link
also I am listening to "Stick Stickly" again and it's actually not bad (still hilarious but not terrible)
― Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 20:51 (four years ago) link
Hey, did anyone hear about the time David Cameron met Crunk Pig?
― Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 20:53 (four years ago) link
Phew.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 7 June 2019 20:41 (four years ago) link
I will forever love this sentence:
Around 2006, then-high-schooler Johnny Franck was obsessed with local buttrock band Ambiance.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 7 June 2019 20:43 (four years ago) link
R U ready to CRAB ANEW?
ATTACK ATTACK! Reportedly Back Together and Recording New Music https://t.co/EDCOB41iju pic.twitter.com/cFjj8jJL1u— Lambgoat (@lambgoat) October 19, 2020
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 19 October 2020 16:34 (three years ago) link
crabby days are here again
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 19 October 2020 16:38 (three years ago) link
Not even the return of crabcore can bring joy in these godforsaken times.
― emil.y, Monday, 19 October 2020 16:45 (three years ago) link
nevertheless I am here for it
― Specific Ocean Blue (dog latin), Monday, 19 October 2020 18:03 (three years ago) link
http://kittynchoke.com/cXc.jpg
― llurk, Monday, 19 October 2020 19:58 (three years ago) link