Your impending Avril Lavigne/Chad Kroeger nuptials thread

And here it is. Merry Christmas.

http://popdust.com/2012/12/12/avril-lavigne-chad-kroeger-nickelback-how-you-remind-me-cover/

lol i actually really like it

Well of course

https://au.lifestyle.yahoo.com/famous/news/a/24606835/chad-kroeger-gives-avril-lavigne-a-17-carat-wedding-anniversary-ring/

Tru luv.

hubby

RUMORS

http://defamer.gawker.com/chad-kroeger-and-avril-lavigne-are-reportedly-headed-fo-1635858538/

If this is true and the two split up, Chad Kroeger should marry Mutt Lange.

The top comment on that article:

I eagerly await the Lifetime biopic with Taylor Momson and Dax Shepard.

THE DREAM IS DEAD

http://www.billboard.com/articles/news/6685166/avril-lavigne-chad-kroeger-separation-divorce?utm_source=twitter

Might this be...TRUE?

In a related story, I read an interview with KroegerCollaborator "the Dude from Steel Panther" who revealed that Chad has in his employ a man whose one and only job is to roll joints for Kroeger.

I wager dollars to Tim Horton donuts that Avril will leave Kroeger for that man within three years. It's the 21st Century version of sleeping with the Groundskeeper.

― Hut Stricklin at Lake Speed (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, August 21, 2012 6:44 PM (3 years ago)

I guess this means that everyone has a forthcoming divorce-themed Nickelback album to avoid.

http://www.stereogum.com/1961777/avril-lavigne-reunites-with-ex-chad-kroeger-on-stage-during-nickelback-show/news/