idk the commodity fetishism is as glaring as the gay panic -- if ~real men~ ever bought soap, back in the days of flintlock muskets, knifefighting monkeys and hereditrary syphilis, then it was presumably just whatever soap there was, since they were unlikely to patronize the sort of places that sold more than one soap
now even the most banal objects are sold in a hundred near-iterative forms, so producers attempt to successfully commodify an abstraction
'sexual adequacy' is just a more obvious fit for cosmetic goods than 'freedom', 'allure', 'discernment' etc
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:45 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOA6trFiU7w
― am0n, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:53 (eleven years ago) link
SHUT UP BITCHEZ AND EAT YR CHICKEN
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 23:05 (eleven years ago) link
i was a little O_O over that
the TV version splices that with the nephews ad:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DT8Fg5bwr-0
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 23:06 (eleven years ago) link
what's an "ass brick"
― slugbuggy, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 09:12 (eleven years ago) link
wow u ppl rly h8 men
― first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 09:41 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCpn2Dh1YuM
― Paul McCartney, the Gary Barlow of The Beatles (snoball), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 19:00 (eleven years ago) link
The most important consideration in that ad is...how is that stuff bacon?
― grossly incorrect register (in orbit), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 19:04 (eleven years ago) link
http://d3.zedo.com/OzoDB/v/h/1541217/V1/TX_300x250_Vcut_Gooey_OWTMM_C44VDS.jpg
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Sunday, 12 May 2013 22:41 (ten years ago) link
how is that stuff bacon? that's what bacon looks like!
― i lost my shoes on acid (jed_), Sunday, 12 May 2013 23:23 (ten years ago) link
is the secret to performance of a grizzly bear eating geoduck? or is it just there because it looks like a giant cock?
― dylannn, Sunday, 12 May 2013 23:33 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/zVweWZQ.jpg
― the most promising US ilxor has thrown the TOWEL IN (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 15 July 2013 14:09 (ten years ago) link
Still can't get over this:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-TUpOKtKpQcQ/Tq9z4hZUKQI/AAAAAAAAAmE/TQbksMhUQlg/s320/dr-pepper.jpeg
― pplains, Monday, 15 July 2013 14:13 (ten years ago) link
BITCH, GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY DR. PEPPER. IT'S NOT FOR YOU.
― pplains, Monday, 15 July 2013 14:14 (ten years ago) link
"You know this is just Diet Dr. Pepper in a different can, right?"
― Meine Damen und Herren, ein grosse sh*tstorm! (snoball), Monday, 15 July 2013 14:16 (ten years ago) link
BUT THESE CALORIES ARE "MANLY."
― pplains, Monday, 15 July 2013 14:19 (ten years ago) link
if there are 10 manly calories in dr pepper 10, surely original dr pepper is 15x as manly
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Monday, 15 July 2013 14:20 (ten years ago) link
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj242/donaldparsley/NFGsm_zps3bffe821.jpg
"Not For Girls"
― twerking for obvious reasons (contenderizer), Monday, 15 July 2013 14:21 (ten years ago) link
er,
no fucking good
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Monday, 15 July 2013 14:22 (ten years ago) link
otm
― twerking for obvious reasons (contenderizer), Monday, 15 July 2013 14:23 (ten years ago) link
assume that's why it was marked down to 97 cents
― twerking for obvious reasons (contenderizer), Monday, 15 July 2013 14:24 (ten years ago) link
lol @ crapforabuck.com
http://crapforabuck.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/muddingr.jpg?w=420&h=315
― pplains, Monday, 15 July 2013 14:52 (ten years ago) link
aw, thought i was neil armstrong of bad shampoo :(
― twerking for obvious reasons (contenderizer), Monday, 15 July 2013 15:24 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/rQCahsR.jpg
― 乒乓, Friday, 25 October 2013 21:04 (ten years ago) link
shut. up.
― a dessicated quasi-tsunami of gut-busting cosmic - tech (DJP), Friday, 25 October 2013 21:06 (ten years ago) link
dying of lols over here
I wonder how they'll market the Activia version.
― nickn, Friday, 25 October 2013 22:30 (ten years ago) link
PLAIN
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 25 October 2013 22:41 (ten years ago) link
YOGURT
"Thanks to the “mancession,” metrosexuals have become “manfluencers™”"
― etc, Friday, 25 October 2013 22:43 (ten years ago) link
he looks like he's going to just spoon it directly into his navel
― CAROUSEL! CAROUSEL! (Telephone thing), Saturday, 26 October 2013 03:21 (ten years ago) link
and make loud OM NOM smacking sounds
― CAROUSEL! CAROUSEL! (Telephone thing), Saturday, 26 October 2013 03:22 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/733919_10151688987671485_34740678_n.jpg
― Stevie D(eux), Sunday, 27 October 2013 20:14 (ten years ago) link
where is the revolver and single bullet and "fuck this world" stationary?
― shiny trippy people holding bandz (m bison), Sunday, 27 October 2013 22:07 (ten years ago) link
http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/11DDE8D1-41BC-4A45-B164-4CA84CD3CE41_zpsu8uecsqz.jpg
― 乒乓, Saturday, 21 December 2013 19:02 (ten years ago) link
Her last name?
― pplains, Saturday, 21 December 2013 19:14 (ten years ago) link
The Brotherhood of Shaving. Who invents this bullshit?
― Aimless, Saturday, 21 December 2013 20:00 (ten years ago) link
they do
http://rs-swisse-cdn.noisybeastdigital.com/content/files/1000/151/boardroom-main.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 21 December 2013 20:30 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/IAZvvzg.jpg
― 龜, Sunday, 11 May 2014 00:50 (nine years ago) link
man town
― write 500 words of song (sleepingbag), Sunday, 11 May 2014 00:53 (nine years ago) link
"Man Town" just makes me think of this classic CUTECELSIOR post
I had 7 imaginary friends who were all bunny brothers and sisters... I was also a bunny. my name was... Funtown.― peacocks, Wednesday, May 12, 2010 3:27 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark
― peacocks, Wednesday, May 12, 2010 3:27 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark
― 龜, Sunday, 11 May 2014 01:04 (nine years ago) link
http://i1354.photobucket.com/albums/q686/tinyservants/Screenshot2014-05-10at115324PM_zps1da75978.png
― slam dunk, Sunday, 11 May 2014 03:56 (nine years ago) link
i thought they were real boots for 10 seconds!
― mattresslessness, Sunday, 11 May 2014 04:10 (nine years ago) link
"Camouflage" should actually just be a smoke bomb
― 龜, Sunday, 11 May 2014 04:13 (nine years ago) link
No seriously, these are all joke candles, right?
http://www.vh1.com/celebrity/bwe/images/2012/05/Yankee-Candles-Main-1337267181.jpg
Because I want one that smells like victory.
― pplains, Sunday, 11 May 2014 05:26 (nine years ago) link
http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/27/93/ca/2793ca9f9cb203296d33110e3d650050.jpg
These aren't real, but it's getting more difficult to tell.
― pplains, Sunday, 11 May 2014 05:29 (nine years ago) link
"Prostate cancer", "Jizz" and "I don't need directions" scents obviously on the way
― it definitely wasn't designed to be a pants pocket player (stevie), Sunday, 11 May 2014 09:35 (nine years ago) link
glad to see you guys have discovered liartownusa
― gbx, Sunday, 11 May 2014 16:15 (nine years ago) link