If the action sequences are going to be typical Snyder, then I'm going to hope 95% of it is Superman trying to get out of a sealed phone booth
― NINO CARTER, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 21:12 (eleven years ago) link
careless talk costner lives
― some dude, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 21:13 (eleven years ago) link
what I think would be great is if Superman did all of these great heroic things to offset the fact that every night he turns into a person-eating monster
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 21:14 (eleven years ago) link
this looks boring as fuck
― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 21:14 (eleven years ago) link
Supermange
― NINO CARTER, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 21:15 (eleven years ago) link
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I blame all of you that went and saw Watchmen for this btw
― Twerkin in a coal mine (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 21:15 (eleven years ago) link
Jeepers Supers
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 21:15 (eleven years ago) link
Hey the trailer sucked me into Watchmen, didn't realize they were going to ratfuck the source mat
― NINO CARTER, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 21:16 (eleven years ago) link
I still kind of liked Watchmen
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 21:42 (eleven years ago) link
because you are satan
― the oral history of (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 21:47 (eleven years ago) link
I don't think that's the only reason
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 21:48 (eleven years ago) link
I'd be OK with any Superman movie that featured Mxyzptlk, Solomon Grundy, Bizarro and a Prince soundtrack.
― SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 21:48 (eleven years ago) link
it's only the fourth-worst alan moore adaptation, so i mean, comparatively, i enjoyed it myself.
― the oral history of (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 21:50 (eleven years ago) link
Watchmen wasn't that bad. I enjoyed most of it. It was maybe a little lifeless. The ending was meh.
I should go back and re-read and then I can shit my pants over this movie, maybe.
― SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 21:51 (eleven years ago) link
i'm not impressed with what snyder did with watchmen but could have been soooooo much worse
― da croupier, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 21:53 (eleven years ago) link
"mindlessly recreate the book except take out the alien and add more slo-mo kicking" - we've seen more horrifying takes
― da croupier, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 21:54 (eleven years ago) link
Watchmen was definitely better than League of Extraordinary Gentlemen and I refused to see From Hell
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 21:55 (eleven years ago) link
lol From Hell is better than both of those!
― Twerkin in a coal mine (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 21:56 (eleven years ago) link
primarily because Hughes Bros actually know how to make a movie
(not that it was actually that good or anything)
― Twerkin in a coal mine (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 21:57 (eleven years ago) link
see I would totally take my kid to see this
will only watch if Ursa makes an appearance
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 21:57 (eleven years ago) link
i've never read league so i could just sit back and think "man when i was a little kid at nerd camp, we would have loved this crap" knowing said nerd camp kids once ran outside and pretended to be characters from spaceballs
― da croupier, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 21:58 (eleven years ago) link
i despised watchmen
watching this trailer again, it's hard to tell if it's gonna be good or not. there's some stuff in it that looks promising, and stylistically Snyder has reigned himself in. Really dig the shots of Supes hugging his mom and holding lois' hand. love the Donner superman but its time to get out from under its shadow
michael shannon's gonna be awesome, that's for sure.
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 21:58 (eleven years ago) link
i actually just watched the trailer finally and i'm kind of cautiously optimistic!
― the oral history of (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:00 (eleven years ago) link
Shannon is the only thing promising about this
― Twerkin in a coal mine (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:01 (eleven years ago) link
maybe it'll go all miracleman in the final third and an entire city will get ultra-violently destroyed after which benign super-fascist takes over the planet
― the oral history of (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:01 (eleven years ago) link
i mean that's what I'D do
― the oral history of (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:02 (eleven years ago) link
whether as filmmaker or super hero
amy adams is going to be a totally awesome lois lane, if they let her cut loose.
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:02 (eleven years ago) link
Lois Lane is one of the most thankless 'iconic' characters anyone could ever play, i don't even know what the best case scenario for playing LL is
― some dude, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:03 (eleven years ago) link
i'm kinda scared clark will be this emo dude in glasses pouting at her from behind
― da croupier, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:03 (eleven years ago) link
like at this point in AA's career it almost feels a little beneath her (xp)
― some dude, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:04 (eleven years ago) link
i can see this being pretty good, i know it was said before about the teaser but the first 45 seconds or so of the trailer give off a heavy malick/levi's commercial vibe, mystical voiceover + gorgeous midwestern scenery
― max, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:04 (eleven years ago) link
tree of life but about superheroes is a movie i would really like to see so im just going to pretend this will be that
― max, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:05 (eleven years ago) link
― some dude, Tuesday, December 11, 2012 5:03 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark
no way, lois is awesome
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:05 (eleven years ago) link
oh there have been some decent takes on lois in various comics. i mean, it's not the "iconic" reading, no, where she's a ballbuster to clark and a slavish super-dick devotee otherwise, but there's places you could go.
― the oral history of (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:05 (eleven years ago) link
max i think it will be that, except its gonna be 'father... other father... always u wrestle inside of me'
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:06 (eleven years ago) link
lol @ comparing Zack Snyder to Terence Malick
― Twerkin in a coal mine (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:06 (eleven years ago) link
I like how now there are at least two pretty intriguing trailers for next June...and the final products rest on M Night Shyamalan and Zack Snyder
― da croupier, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:07 (eleven years ago) link
well we survived the mayan apocalypse so anything's possible now i guess
― the oral history of (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:07 (eleven years ago) link
wait no we haven't yet
DON'T FUCK IT UP, YOU DOOFS
― the oral history of (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:08 (eleven years ago) link
may you live to see the spawn (of will smith)
― da croupier, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:09 (eleven years ago) link
― Twerkin in a coal mine (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, December 11, 2012 5:06 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark
agreed, such an insult to Snyder
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:11 (eleven years ago) link
Synder's Dawn of the Dead remake was p good, i thought, especially the first twenty minutes or so, but nothing he's done since has filled me w/ much hope.
From Hell is far more of a travesty of the source material than Watchmen is, but then part of the problem w/ Watchmen is its literal-minded fidelity
still, this can't be any worse than Superman Returns, which has to be one of the most disastrous superhero movies of all time. bryan singer is the fucking worst.
― Ward Fowler, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:19 (eleven years ago) link
Bryan Singer is no Uwe Boll
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:20 (eleven years ago) link
I grew up with Margot Kidder, who had a raspy chainsmoker's voice and was brusque and bitchy and exactly the right Lois imo.
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:22 (eleven years ago) link
"malick/levi's commercial" was the devastating part of that post, not that it was re: a snyder movie
― some dude, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:24 (eleven years ago) link