My Fellow Americans,I come before you tonight as a candidate for the Vice-Presidency and as a man whose honesty and integrity has been questioned. Now, the usual political thing to do when charges are made against you is to either ignore them or to deny them without giving details. I believe we have had enough of that in the United States, particularly with the present Administration in Washington, D.C. I am sure that you have read the charges, and you have heard it, that I, Senator Nixon, took $18,000 from a group of my supporters. Now, was that wrong? And let me say that it was wrong. I am saying it, incidentally, that it was wrong, just not illegal, because it isn't a question of whether it was legal or illegal, that isn't enough. The question is, Have I licked people's butts? It feels like the answer should be no, but , yes, I have licked people's butts, and in fact, I do lick people's butts.
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Hurting's tex-mex-themed Monkees cover band
― Know Scot! Free Getaway: Glen, Handa Island, Rua Reidh (imago), Monday, 17 February 2014 21:28 (five years ago) link
Make up words to the instrumental theme song of a movie that describe that movie, then try to guess that movie.
― Know Scot! Free Getaway: Glen, Handa Island, Rua Reidh (imago), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 12:29 (five years ago) link
i feel like i took part in a robbery and now i'm snitching to the cops but
― omar little, Monday, 4 February 2019 19:33 (nine months ago) link
she's -- coldblooded, check it and seegot a fetish for the civilitycome on nancy, you can do more than thatshe's coldblooded, she's coldblooded
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it was very impressive
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 6 May 2019 19:38 (six months ago) link
I still maintain the one of mine Ward posted here was actually funny, humf.
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