les miserables (the movie film; not the concert film or book. Dutch angles! Americans! Australians!)

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Yeah, the show's fans will cringe at his each and every note. I also wasn't much impressed with Wolverine's high notes, either, but that could be just a result of the horrible audio recording techniques.

Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 16:09 (eleven years ago) link

Almost everyone sounds like they're whisper belting.

Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 16:10 (eleven years ago) link

I like it? I would wear cracked out things like that every day if I could get away with it.

this will surprise many (Nicole), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 16:15 (eleven years ago) link

This entire week I have been singing this more than anything from the actual musical itself:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRbDOTRqPCY

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 16:33 (eleven years ago) link

what is she wearing around her legs? they look like fashionable calipers

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 17:17 (eleven years ago) link

i mean I love the overall look I just, idgi re the legwear

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 17:17 (eleven years ago) link

Barks seems hemmed in by the approach. Redmayne sounded Kermit-y to me. Crowe def the worst offender.

Simon H., Tuesday, 11 December 2012 20:19 (eleven years ago) link

Can we agree that no one at all (yes, even Crowe) sounds as good as they could've had Hooper not f'd up their game with this gimmick?

Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 20:21 (eleven years ago) link

Can we agree that no one at all (yes, even Crowe) sounds as good as they could've had Hooper not f'd up their game with this gimmick?

NINO CARTER, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 20:29 (eleven years ago) link

Can we agree that no one at all (yes, even Crowe) sounds as good as they could've had Hooper not f'd up their game with this gimmick?

Mordy, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 20:31 (eleven years ago) link

haha

turds (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 20:31 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah the whole "live singing is more real/authentic/etc" thing is so odious.

Simon H., Tuesday, 11 December 2012 20:34 (eleven years ago) link

eh, I give the direct the benefit of the doubt re: the conceit until I see it

btw I fucking hate this show so the only reason I'll be seeing this is spouse pressure

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 20:36 (eleven years ago) link

She dreamed a dream

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 20:41 (eleven years ago) link

it doesn't strike me as a bad idea, but it probably works better if you privilege singing over name recognition - you cant mamma mia this shit

turds (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 20:46 (eleven years ago) link

The problem with the Live-Singing gimmick is that this is the sole reason Musical Theatre heads seem to be touting this movie musical over other recent movie musicals. Annoyed by the decidedly choppy rhythmic vamping from Jackman on "Who Am I?" and they reply "He's FEELING THE SONG". Complain about Russell Crowe's throaty bellowing and "He's trying to be earthy!".

Half the Musical Theatre heads I know think Les Miserables is about the French Revolution and remember fuck-all about the story. The whole reason the musical was ever popular was the songs, and now that they're being rendered unlistenable, who cares?

I blame Baz Luhrmann for this generation of bad movie musicals.

NINO CARTER, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 20:50 (eleven years ago) link

the approach appears to be coming from the school of thought that privileges emotion over accuracy, which may be a very good choice for me given how much I dislike most of the music from Les Miz

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 20:50 (eleven years ago) link

The problem is that many people seem to be equating emoting with making a constipated gutteral grunt in place of where the note used to be.

NINO CARTER, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 20:51 (eleven years ago) link

lol

turds (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 20:52 (eleven years ago) link

hooper came off like an arrogant dolt and i'm sort of pleased there's resistance to this movie. what was he saying, other than "those people who made singin in the rain and oklahoma? fucking fakers!" way to not get it, smart guy.

before and after broscience (goole), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 20:53 (eleven years ago) link

IMO this film would have been much better with Diamanda Galas as Fantine

NINO CARTER, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 20:54 (eleven years ago) link

Richard Gere managed to make an unpleasant nasal whine work surprisingly well as a character voice in Chicago; I don't actually expect Crowe to be any good but maybe his terribleness will distract me from the fact that I just paid for and am sitting through the Les Miz movie

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 20:55 (eleven years ago) link

i dont think he really meant any of that shit. i love singin in the rain but im not offended on its behalf, hes just trying to hype up/justify his movie's gimmick

turds (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 20:55 (eleven years ago) link

I didn't mind Gere at all in Chicago, actually, now that I think about it

NINO CARTER, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 20:56 (eleven years ago) link

The trouble is that (most of) the actors seem too distracted making an effort to sing well to remember to act well.

Simon H., Tuesday, 11 December 2012 20:56 (eleven years ago) link

xpost Yeah, with that movie, it was the sub-par dancing that bugged me.

Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 20:57 (eleven years ago) link

H4A: all right, but if his movie ends up being shitty with shitty singing he kind of loses coming and going, you know?

before and after broscience (goole), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 20:57 (eleven years ago) link

im not a singing nazi so i suspect i wont really care. that clip of russell crowe bellowing I AM JAVERT or whatever had me cracking up, so im probably going to enjoy this

turds (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 21:05 (eleven years ago) link

im not a singing nazi

The hills are alive with the sound of Hunnnnnnnnnnngry...

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 21:06 (eleven years ago) link

This film is going to do what Rent did -- draw in a large opening weekend, make a bunch of high school Thespians sob into their box of Milk Duds, get panned critically, and then brick the rest of the way.

NINO CARTER, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 21:08 (eleven years ago) link

I would prefer this film if they added in an updated version of "Fightin' Round the World" from that South Park ep for Crowe to sing

NINO CARTER, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 21:09 (eleven years ago) link

tomorrow belooongs to Aaaasssss

before and after broscience (goole), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 21:11 (eleven years ago) link

omfg Rent was SO FUCKING BAD

I was actively angry at the group of friends who dragged me to that piece of shit for WEEKS

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 21:11 (eleven years ago) link

Some guy accused me of disrespecting his girlfriend once because she asked me what I thought of Rent the film and I (thought I) politely responded "I didn't like it". He said I "tried to destroy something she loved".

NINO CARTER, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 21:13 (eleven years ago) link

hahaha I have actively ridiculed the critical faculties of people who have told me that they liked the Rent movie

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 21:15 (eleven years ago) link

i've never seen rent, planning to keep it that way

snippets I hear are just O_o

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 21:17 (eleven years ago) link

at some point nino you just have to be happy these people find each other

before and after broscience (goole), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 21:19 (eleven years ago) link

I really can't believe that show launched the careers of three actors I genuinely like/admire because IT IS SO FUCKING TERRIBLE AND NEVER SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED

I just remember sitting there in the movie theater when the lights came up on them singing "Seasons of Love" and thinking to myself "my god... what have I done?" and then the movie proceeded to get WORSE and WORSE and WORSE until at one point I found myself actively cheering on the AIDS virus

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 21:24 (eleven years ago) link

Everything I've heard of Rent marks it as pretty clearly the worst musical of our times.

Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 21:26 (eleven years ago) link

it's a really special movie/show that can reduce you into a hate-filled caricature of yourself that you don't even recognize as being human

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 21:27 (eleven years ago) link

I just remember sitting there in the movie theater when the lights came up on them singing "Seasons of Love" and thinking to myself "my god... what have I done?" and then the movie proceeded to get WORSE and WORSE and WORSE until at one point I found myself actively cheering on the AIDS virus

― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, December 11, 2012 4:24 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

lmao

turds (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 21:27 (eleven years ago) link

omfg Rent was SO FUCKING BAD

I was actively angry at the group of friends who dragged me to that piece of shit for WEEKS

I saw about 3/4s of this film while I was in the waiting room of a doctor's office...it was hell.

this will surprise many (Nicole), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 21:32 (eleven years ago) link

I just watched this movie last night, and for some reason all I find myself singing today is "Yes! I'm Martin Guerre!"

Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 21:35 (eleven years ago) link

I think it says a lot about exactly how terrible Rent was when you consider that all of this venom and invective is coming from someone who has said positive things about Catwoman and Ultraviolet; I think the last time I was that outright angry at a movie was Funny Games, only by the halfway point of Rent I was hoping and praying that the psycho brothers from FG would show up, rewind the movie and murder all of the characters as they sat on those fucking stools singing about sunshine and rainbows

man I have successfully talked myself out of giving even a modicum of benefit of the doubt to Les Miz, thanks again Rent you fucking bastard

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 21:38 (eleven years ago) link

i saw this musical in highschool and I was really bored. I couldn't follow the plot. Now I know why, because I looked up a synopsis on wikipedia and there's far too much shit going on for one damn musical.

homosexual II, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 21:47 (eleven years ago) link

the movie version of Rent is dreadful, but ngl I saw the stage show like three times as a teen and loved it, it functioned as a sort of Baby's First Intro to Edginess to me and my sheltered drama friends.

otoh i've managed to get this far knowing next to nothing about le miz, i'm considering seeing the movie because any exposure to the show thereafter can only be an increase in quality.

sad faces at Terror Castle (reddening), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 03:08 (eleven years ago) link

I remember liking the '95 Lelouch Les Miserables. Maybe I should try that again.

Simon H., Wednesday, 12 December 2012 07:21 (eleven years ago) link

With this and Django opening on Christmas Day, it's no wonder Morbs is such a grinch.

I have such a loathing for Tom Hooper that I'll probably go see this.

Gukbe, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 08:31 (eleven years ago) link


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