Let's Win the New Yorker Caption Contest

"General Motors thanks you for your cooperation. Now let's try to carry one to full term."

feel like there's a fart joke in here somewhere

something with gas...

"I've heard of autofellatio, but autocoitus?"

"be careful where you cut the cord, you could get gas all up in your mouth"

"This is what happens when you eat unpasteurized cheese."

"She looks like both of you - a perfect hybrid!"

"Ah, Dr. Patel, my old nemesis. We meet again!"

If you're not going to breastfeed make sure you use at least 91 octane.

"What have you done to him? What have you done to his eyes, you maniacs!"

"The bad news is that your baby has motor neuron disease. The good news is that it's a car."

"i was hoping for a sailboat"

― abanana, Monday, 10 December 2012 15:45 (6 hours ago) Permalink

i like this one

i'm guessing the winner will be "It's a hybrid!"

"it's a hybrid!" "you whore!"

Yes, but does it identify as internal combustion or electric?

"Let's all cross our fingers that this is one of the new low-emissions models"

(fart joke!)

novelty baby coffins softened the blow

"This is a normal birth"

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/12/24/p465/121224_contest_p465.jpg

"Water.... and Motorboat...."

"what a predicament!"

"why do we still have mittens on? this is the desert!"

'you and your package deals'

"global warming? global warming!"

I told you that Police song was not called "Ski In The Sahara"

"This sport is ridiculous. I dunno what those Scandinavians see in it."."

"someone's taken the piste"

We are the slowest skiers ever.

"This is awful. I hate this. I hate you."

I knew we shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque.

why would they need the skis and not the skipoles

"This must be what they mean by 'very sudden climate change'..."

skier on left: "If this large ball bounces on my head again, I swear I'll do something!"
skier on right: "You think you've got problems - those two cacti just flipped my off!"

"Quit humming that goddamn Alanis Morissette song."

"the desert is stupid"

i pulled a wit muscle coming up with that one, so hope everyone likes it

"Could be worse -- did you hear about HURRICANE Sandy?"

"this goddamn holodeck"

"I still can't believe you brought klister instead of glide wax."

btw i'm going to continue to periodically bring up my brilliant "ban private ownership of guns/establish rent-a-gun hunting ranges" idea until someone convinces me that the drawback is something more than "rented guns are not as much fun to shoot"

it's going to be really annoying how i bring this up

^ winner

oops, wrong thread

but maybe i should up the ante and post my brilliant idea HERE too, just to really be annoying

"You and your shortcuts."
this is a terrible cartoon.

"oops wrong thread" ftw

"I guess they didn't mean cross country literally."

"This is the last time I go off piste."

Green cactus is much harder than black diamond.

"We shouldn't have dropped acid before hitting the slopes."

"Did you notice how much the sun is wobbling?"

"Didn't I tell you: Waterskiing in the desert in winter is a fundamentally stupid idea??"