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you got some real sweet tips, kitty cat. i mean you really move me, dig?
― bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:30 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zw0v71YWWQ4
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:31 (eleven years ago) link
NSFW^^^^
http://blog.lindasonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Nipple-Bra.jpg
nice tips
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:31 (eleven years ago) link
couldn't you just get the same effect by not wearing a bra?
― bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:32 (eleven years ago) link
gravity, i suppose.
Rhymes with "nips" so I see where 7th graders are coming from.
― pplains, Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:33 (eleven years ago) link
depends on your nipples, and the current room temperature, i guess xp
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:33 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.softer-ware.com/images/fake_nipples_for_sale.jpg
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:34 (eleven years ago) link
"Don't like the location of your nipples? Move'em with fake nipples."
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:35 (eleven years ago) link
face nipples, HERE I COME
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:35 (eleven years ago) link
btw dan u r face nipples are very pretty
― bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:36 (eleven years ago) link
oh man i am totally lining those down my torso and getting a tight tshirt for next halloween
― tiniest homeless (jjjusten), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:37 (eleven years ago) link
and of course by next halloween i mean "every evening before i go out to the bar"
― tiniest homeless (jjjusten), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:39 (eleven years ago) link
see, I think you should line them down your legs and get some tight pants
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:40 (eleven years ago) link
how many of them come in a case
― tiniest homeless (jjjusten), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:40 (eleven years ago) link
some us don't need fake superfluous nipples u_u
― bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:44 (eleven years ago) link
Herschel Shmoikel Pinchas Yerucham Krustofski, you have revealed yourself
― 乒乓, Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:47 (eleven years ago) link
i also keep my cigarettes right next to my pacemaker
― bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:56 (eleven years ago) link
when I was in elementary school I saw FUCK written on a restroom wall and didn't know what it meant. I was screwing around in the bathroom after taking a bath and wrote in the condensation on the bathroom mirror
little did I know that when a bathroom mirror steams up the next time, things written will reappear
― mh, Thursday, 6 December 2012 23:17 (eleven years ago) link
you took baths in your elementary school?
― bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 6 December 2012 23:19 (eleven years ago) link
that was kind of ambiguous
I meant I saw it in the school restroom, then wrote it on the mirror in my home bathroom, only for it to reappear when my dad took a shower
― mh, Thursday, 6 December 2012 23:20 (eleven years ago) link
fuck
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, 6 December 2012 23:21 (eleven years ago) link
redrumFUCK
― first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 December 2012 23:26 (eleven years ago) link
i had all the steve martin albums as a kid and though i had no idea what it meant, thought it would be funny if, during our second grade "share a song with the class" assignment, I would belt out "GRAMPAWWWWWWWWW BOUGHT A RUBBER" along with the two verses I had cleverly made up to join it.do not remember how that ended.
― (alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 December 2012 23:26 (eleven years ago) link
probably with juice. most kid stories end with juice.
― We Got Hasheem (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 6 December 2012 23:38 (eleven years ago) link
Steve Martin joking "wow look at all the tits! there must be fifty seven tits up there!" on let's get small was probably the first time I heard the word as a kid
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 6 December 2012 23:43 (eleven years ago) link
i think i think of that joke whenever i hear the word tits. possibly also whenever i see tits? it probably hasn't gotten that bad.
― difficult listening hour, Thursday, 6 December 2012 23:53 (eleven years ago) link
I had that whole album memorized before hitting puberty.
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, 7 December 2012 00:00 (eleven years ago) link
perhaps I would have grown up differently if someone had given be a steve martin cd instead of bubba the love sponge mp3s
― 乒乓, Friday, 7 December 2012 00:03 (eleven years ago) link
I had sex again! For those keeping track, this time we fucked to 'Idylls' by Love Spirals Downwards.
I used the word "fuck" decisively, because that is all we did. It, again, was not pleasurable. I am not very attracted to this person and I do not have romantic feelings for this person - I barely felt a thing. I am disappointed, and I thought that it would be different the second time. I do not know what to say. It was not worth it. I am heartbroken and my life has been shattered.
I would like to think that romantic feelings would make a difference. I could never develop those for anyone, though. I do care about this person, however, and we have decided to keep doing this and seeing each other - romance will never play a part in this. I do not know what I am thinking anymore.
I think that I hate this.
--Addendum: Oh my God. I am so distracted by these recent events. I have to finish three papers now, in the next week-and-a-half at U-Michigan. One for Phil 232 L0eb - we have the same politics, I'll write it on Ethical Egoism and make fun of Ayn Rand or something, that's fine. Two for H@ss - I love AMCULT, but oh boy, she's hard to get an A for (though I have before). Bleurgh. Ann Arbor rules, but sex sucks. Anyone out there???
― boy_slayer, Thursday, December 6, 2012 6:41 PM (24 minutes ago)
― Online Webinar Event for Dads (harbl), Friday, 7 December 2012 00:06 (eleven years ago) link
harbl otm
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, 7 December 2012 00:08 (eleven years ago) link
every generation of ilx needs it's loujag
― bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 7 December 2012 00:13 (eleven years ago) link
seriously anyone getting laid on the reg and thinking they hate it is either a poetry grad student or i dont even know
― bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 7 December 2012 00:16 (eleven years ago) link
idk does it actually beat wanking tho, bytimes
― first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Friday, 7 December 2012 00:18 (eleven years ago) link
that post is like notes from underground
― difficult listening hour, Friday, 7 December 2012 00:19 (eleven years ago) link
Addendum: Oh my sock.
― am0n, Friday, 7 December 2012 00:41 (eleven years ago) link
If there was ever anything that was missing from old l0u1s jagg3r posts, it's that they weren't originating from Michigan.
― pplains, Friday, 7 December 2012 01:17 (eleven years ago) link
lou-jagg, and, bless his heart, took like, what, 1000 posts before he got offed. i was offed when i got here, sheesh.
― boy_slayer, Friday, 7 December 2012 01:48 (eleven years ago) link
boy_slayer, how long have you been reading ilx?
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Friday, 7 December 2012 01:49 (eleven years ago) link
callin it
― first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Friday, 7 December 2012 01:50 (eleven years ago) link
since 2005, on and off, for different reasons.
^^ my last post was mean. i just listened to "call me maybe" and am feeling incorrigible. should i call sexy friend? y/n
kidding. has to be no, tonight. must do homework. i keep having sexy texts with. . . must do homework.
― boy_slayer, Friday, 7 December 2012 02:00 (eleven years ago) link
alright you've all had your fun, time to put the genie back in the bottle--LURKER LOCKDOWN
― flopson, Friday, 7 December 2012 02:00 (eleven years ago) link
i don't feel incorrigible i feel encourageable
― Online Webinar Event for Dads (harbl), Friday, 7 December 2012 02:02 (eleven years ago) link
i am the duke of poop!
― tunnel joe (harbl), Wednesday, November 2, 2011 8:33 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― johnny crunch, Friday, 7 December 2012 04:07 (eleven years ago) link
*encourages harbl*
― We Got Hasheem (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 7 December 2012 05:41 (eleven years ago) link
*harbl achieves his or her dreams off camera*
― We Got Hasheem (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 7 December 2012 05:42 (eleven years ago) link
http://sandbox.ilxor.com/sandbox/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=141&threadid=1382
― crüt, Friday, 7 December 2012 05:46 (eleven years ago) link
so many encouragements!
― We Got Hasheem (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 7 December 2012 05:51 (eleven years ago) link
so many accrütrements!
― We Got Hasheem (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 7 December 2012 05:53 (eleven years ago) link