it is 100% fesable for a middle schooler in the 70's to go years not knowing that "tits" weren't called "tips"
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:17 (eleven years ago) link
i spent most of 6th grade confident that condoms went on a girl's nipples
great set of tips
http://images.thecarconnection.com/med/guy-fieri_100343369_m.jpgp
― Number None, Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:18 (eleven years ago) link
godammit
http://img.foodnetwork.com/FOOD/2011/03/04/FN_Guy-Fieri-02_s4x3_lead.jpg
― Number None, Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:19 (eleven years ago) link
xpost this was a middle schooler!?
― We Got Hasheem (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:19 (eleven years ago) link
xxxp: god, it sure looks like that, don't it?
― how's life, Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:20 (eleven years ago) link
dying
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:22 (eleven years ago) link
yes, a student from 7Bmy mom was a teacher
― passion it person (La Lechera), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:23 (eleven years ago) link
presuming "tips" is a misunderstood "tits"
― (alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:24 (eleven years ago) link
In the first grade, I wrote a letter to frog and toad (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Frog_and_toad_cover.jpg) for an assignment. It had a bunch of dirty words that I read etched into the wooden pyramid at George Wilson Park pictured below. My mom found it in my bookbag, and I was sent to my room without dinner.
http://www.dgcoursereview.com/watermark.php?src=course_pics/194/56e9f5a6_m.jpg
― We Got Hasheem (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:24 (eleven years ago) link
I feel for this mystery lurker now
― We Got Hasheem (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:25 (eleven years ago) link
Condoms look like they could be used in a dairy, for god's sake.
― how's life, Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:26 (eleven years ago) link
maybe he was a real hipster in the old-school sense and meant erect nipples
― bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:26 (eleven years ago) link
i just assume that beatniks and jazz musicians addicted to heroin once referred to erect nipples as tips
please no one disabuse me of this
a real tipster
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:27 (eleven years ago) link
http://bodyspace.bodybuilding.com/tipsta/
― (alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:29 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.amazon.com/Wilton-2104-7778-Master-Tip-Set/dp/B00004S7YH
― We Got Hasheem (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:30 (eleven years ago) link
;_;
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cAbItRqIvHk/R8CshPWrGOI/AAAAAAAAGxw/hinFdhOoOF0/s463/Frank%2520Gorshin%2520as%2520Basil.jpg
you got some real sweet tips, kitty cat. i mean you really move me, dig?
― bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:30 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zw0v71YWWQ4
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:31 (eleven years ago) link
NSFW^^^^
http://blog.lindasonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Nipple-Bra.jpg
nice tips
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:31 (eleven years ago) link
couldn't you just get the same effect by not wearing a bra?
― bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:32 (eleven years ago) link
gravity, i suppose.
Rhymes with "nips" so I see where 7th graders are coming from.
― pplains, Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:33 (eleven years ago) link
depends on your nipples, and the current room temperature, i guess xp
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:33 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.softer-ware.com/images/fake_nipples_for_sale.jpg
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:34 (eleven years ago) link
"Don't like the location of your nipples? Move'em with fake nipples."
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:35 (eleven years ago) link
face nipples, HERE I COME
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:35 (eleven years ago) link
btw dan u r face nipples are very pretty
― bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:36 (eleven years ago) link
oh man i am totally lining those down my torso and getting a tight tshirt for next halloween
― tiniest homeless (jjjusten), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:37 (eleven years ago) link
and of course by next halloween i mean "every evening before i go out to the bar"
― tiniest homeless (jjjusten), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:39 (eleven years ago) link
see, I think you should line them down your legs and get some tight pants
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:40 (eleven years ago) link
how many of them come in a case
― tiniest homeless (jjjusten), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:40 (eleven years ago) link
some us don't need fake superfluous nipples u_u
― bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:44 (eleven years ago) link
Herschel Shmoikel Pinchas Yerucham Krustofski, you have revealed yourself
― 乒乓, Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:47 (eleven years ago) link
i also keep my cigarettes right next to my pacemaker
― bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:56 (eleven years ago) link
when I was in elementary school I saw FUCK written on a restroom wall and didn't know what it meant. I was screwing around in the bathroom after taking a bath and wrote in the condensation on the bathroom mirror
little did I know that when a bathroom mirror steams up the next time, things written will reappear
― mh, Thursday, 6 December 2012 23:17 (eleven years ago) link
you took baths in your elementary school?
― bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 6 December 2012 23:19 (eleven years ago) link
that was kind of ambiguous
I meant I saw it in the school restroom, then wrote it on the mirror in my home bathroom, only for it to reappear when my dad took a shower
― mh, Thursday, 6 December 2012 23:20 (eleven years ago) link
fuck
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, 6 December 2012 23:21 (eleven years ago) link
redrumFUCK
― first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 December 2012 23:26 (eleven years ago) link
i had all the steve martin albums as a kid and though i had no idea what it meant, thought it would be funny if, during our second grade "share a song with the class" assignment, I would belt out "GRAMPAWWWWWWWWW BOUGHT A RUBBER" along with the two verses I had cleverly made up to join it.do not remember how that ended.
― (alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 December 2012 23:26 (eleven years ago) link
probably with juice. most kid stories end with juice.
― We Got Hasheem (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 6 December 2012 23:38 (eleven years ago) link
Steve Martin joking "wow look at all the tits! there must be fifty seven tits up there!" on let's get small was probably the first time I heard the word as a kid
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 6 December 2012 23:43 (eleven years ago) link
i think i think of that joke whenever i hear the word tits. possibly also whenever i see tits? it probably hasn't gotten that bad.
― difficult listening hour, Thursday, 6 December 2012 23:53 (eleven years ago) link
I had that whole album memorized before hitting puberty.
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, 7 December 2012 00:00 (eleven years ago) link
perhaps I would have grown up differently if someone had given be a steve martin cd instead of bubba the love sponge mp3s
― 乒乓, Friday, 7 December 2012 00:03 (eleven years ago) link
I had sex again! For those keeping track, this time we fucked to 'Idylls' by Love Spirals Downwards.
I used the word "fuck" decisively, because that is all we did. It, again, was not pleasurable. I am not very attracted to this person and I do not have romantic feelings for this person - I barely felt a thing. I am disappointed, and I thought that it would be different the second time. I do not know what to say. It was not worth it. I am heartbroken and my life has been shattered.
I would like to think that romantic feelings would make a difference. I could never develop those for anyone, though. I do care about this person, however, and we have decided to keep doing this and seeing each other - romance will never play a part in this. I do not know what I am thinking anymore.
I think that I hate this.
--Addendum: Oh my God. I am so distracted by these recent events. I have to finish three papers now, in the next week-and-a-half at U-Michigan. One for Phil 232 L0eb - we have the same politics, I'll write it on Ethical Egoism and make fun of Ayn Rand or something, that's fine. Two for H@ss - I love AMCULT, but oh boy, she's hard to get an A for (though I have before). Bleurgh. Ann Arbor rules, but sex sucks. Anyone out there???
― boy_slayer, Thursday, December 6, 2012 6:41 PM (24 minutes ago)
― Online Webinar Event for Dads (harbl), Friday, 7 December 2012 00:06 (eleven years ago) link