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ok i just called her and she answered while she was getting her hair cut

me: "weird question -- did you ever know the name of the person who wrote the legs and tips note?"
her: "no, i never knew. i didn't want to know."
me: "but you kept the note"
her: "it was hilarious, was i supposed to throw it away?"

<3 my mom

what does 'tips' even mean?

they are part of the set with the legs in it as well?

it is 100% fesable for a middle schooler in the 70's to go years not knowing that "tits" weren't called "tips"

i spent most of 6th grade confident that condoms went on a girl's nipples

great set of tips

http://images.thecarconnection.com/med/guy-fieri_100343369_m.jpgp

godammit

http://img.foodnetwork.com/FOOD/2011/03/04/FN_Guy-Fieri-02_s4x3_lead.jpg

xpost this was a middle schooler!?

xxxp: god, it sure looks like that, don't it?

i spent most of 6th grade confident that condoms went on a girl's nipples

dying

yes, a student from 7B
my mom was a teacher

presuming "tips" is a misunderstood "tits"

In the first grade, I wrote a letter to frog and toad (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Frog_and_toad_cover.jpg) for an assignment. It had a bunch of dirty words that I read etched into the wooden pyramid at George Wilson Park pictured below. My mom found it in my bookbag, and I was sent to my room without dinner.

http://www.dgcoursereview.com/watermark.php?src=course_pics/194/56e9f5a6_m.jpg

I feel for this mystery lurker now

Condoms look like they could be used in a dairy, for god's sake.

maybe he was a real hipster in the old-school sense and meant erect nipples

i just assume that beatniks and jazz musicians addicted to heroin once referred to erect nipples as tips

please no one disabuse me of this

a real tipster

http://bodyspace.bodybuilding.com/tipsta/

http://www.amazon.com/Wilton-2104-7778-Master-Tip-Set/dp/B00004S7YH

;_;

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cAbItRqIvHk/R8CshPWrGOI/AAAAAAAAGxw/hinFdhOoOF0/s463/Frank%2520Gorshin%2520as%2520Basil.jpg

you got some real sweet tips, kitty cat. i mean you really move me, dig?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zw0v71YWWQ4

NSFW^^^^

http://blog.lindasonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Nipple-Bra.jpg

nice tips

couldn't you just get the same effect by not wearing a bra?

gravity, i suppose.

Rhymes with "nips" so I see where 7th graders are coming from.

depends on your nipples, and the current room temperature, i guess xp

http://www.softer-ware.com/images/fake_nipples_for_sale.jpg

"Don't like the location of your nipples? Move'em with fake nipples."

face nipples, HERE I COME

btw dan u r face nipples are very pretty

oh man i am totally lining those down my torso and getting a tight tshirt for next halloween

and of course by next halloween i mean "every evening before i go out to the bar"

see, I think you should line them down your legs and get some tight pants

how many of them come in a case

some us don't need fake superfluous nipples u_u

Herschel Shmoikel Pinchas Yerucham Krustofski, you have revealed yourself

i also keep my cigarettes right next to my pacemaker

when I was in elementary school I saw FUCK written on a restroom wall and didn't know what it meant. I was screwing around in the bathroom after taking a bath and wrote in the condensation on the bathroom mirror

little did I know that when a bathroom mirror steams up the next time, things written will reappear

you took baths in your elementary school?

that was kind of ambiguous

I meant I saw it in the school restroom, then wrote it on the mirror in my home bathroom, only for it to reappear when my dad took a shower

fuck

redrumFUCK

i had all the steve martin albums as a kid and though i had no idea what it meant, thought it would be funny if, during our second grade "share a song with the class" assignment, I would belt out "GRAMPAWWWWWWWWW BOUGHT A RUBBER" along with the two verses I had cleverly made up to join it.
do not remember how that ended.

probably with juice. most kid stories end with juice.

Steve Martin joking "wow look at all the tits! there must be fifty seven tits up there!" on let's get small was probably the first time I heard the word as a kid