the lakers have just pooped their big-boy pants: 2012-2013 NBA regular season thread (part 2)

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KEVIN DING ‏@KevinDing
Now in the timeout huddle, Dwight is standing up and pointing a finger in the face of the seated Kobe.

dwight. do. not.

mamba will end you

XD

hey guys i'm dumb with this stuff but how do you guys watch live games on the computer?

i usually just google 'nba streaming'

this one has some p chill links http://nbaliveonline.tv/streaming

This is my go-to for basically all sports: http://www.thefirstrow.eu/

lagoon - that link worked! thank u!

i couldn't get firstrow to work, some weird plugin or something iLivid couldn't get it to work

u welcome

Hahahaha no, that's just a spammy ad-- you have to wait like ten seconds, then a "close" thing will pop up, then you close it, then you're done. Feel like I have a good feel for rando streaming sports sites and their ad structures. Chrome/AdBlock also means that I have no idea what most other people see when they go to those sites.

whenever fat Boris is makin reverse layups I treat it as a good omen for the rest of the game, I wonder if hollinger has a stat for that

bucks frontcourt is p abysmal afaict

John Hollinger ‏@johnhollinger
Saw another Nugget in there eating media meal but I must have missed Dre.

John Hollinger ‏@johnhollinger
Man, Andre Miller does NOT look good tonight.

weird the celtics announcers is more like "two way old guys just chatting about stuff"

this is whats known as the boston sports announcing style, check out a red sox game if you ever want to hear it in full effect

JR smith is insane

two on one break with 10 seconds left and the game tied and he floats out to the three point line!

man so many close losses for the bobcats

netw3rk ‏@netw3rk
JR, *shakes him by the shoulders* WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF FUCKING PCP ARE YOU ON!?

@KevinDing
Dwight yelled at Kobe for not rotating to Lopez. Kobe yelled back at Dwight, pointing toward the other end of the court.

Now in the timeout huddle, Dwight is standing up and pointing a finger in the face of the seated Kobe.

lol @ bobcats committing a five second violation after a timeout

when kobe retires, what number goes up in the rafters of staples center?

"neither, because Kobe will be charged with murdering and eating Dwight Howard in the next few months"

amirite

feel like theyll still prob retire his number tho

lmao at Kobe rollin up in Hannibal lecter gear at jersey retirement ceremony

I just want to say I AM STILL PICKING DWIGHT HOWARD'S INNARDS OUT OF MY TEETH, DO U DARE CROSS MAMBA

thats our mamba *shrug*

Rondo just took Shved behind the shed.

lmao kobe giving himself that nickname is def the best decision hes ever made, i still cant believe it

omg I have tolls overlooked a number retirement possibility
Lou bega revival tie-in, mamba no. 5

totally, not tolls

I can see Kobe asking they retire his name to the rafters. "I don't care about number 8 or 24, I want you to never have another player with 'Bryant' across the back of his jersey. And two statues out front, one young Kobe and one for the Mamba."

q: do u think Kobe identifies as an otherkin

lol @ "the seated kobe"

haha kobels would absolutely 100% go for two statues

its the al jazeera feeds always w/this so rad

― lag∞n, Wednesday, December 5, 2012 8:13 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mzfKojOm4c

baby fro and the mamba, holding hands, dunking on shaq

he'd have some faux chummy "hey, five rings, two statues, you guys are the math wizards but I think that's at least two per statue" with the press at the conference

then he would retire to his fortress and continue his eternal torment of dwight for failing him in his quest to tie jordan

mamba out.

Does Staples have a rear entrance? Cuz, you know, the Mamba would totally be there.

zing!

it totally does btw

i think they're planning to put kareem's statue there because everyone hates him

rly feel like y'all are thinking too small with the whole statue thing
I mean rly, Kobe clones in perpetuity is the only homage fitting mamba, just an endless array of baby frobes, 81 pt ballhog extremism Kobe, pau tolerating Kobe, pau hating Kobe Dwight eating Kobe, come out of retirement to play for the pelicans Kobe u know

like don't insult the man with a static image

They should be dicks and make Kareem sky-hooking toward Mecca.

Or Milwaukee.

staples center shd be a mosque

guys what if steve nash totally engineered this whole thing because he's ready to retire but cashing twenty mil in lakers checks while watching them crash and burn while wearing a sweet suit on the sidelines was just impossible to resist, plus he got his man mike d a job after he had some hard times...think about it

nash walks out of the police station without a limp. meanwhile jimmy buss sees "howard shipping co" pinned to his corkboard and "gasol porcelain" at the bottom of his coffee cup

support grifter Nash theory

matt, i still stick with atdhenet.tv for streaming. way less ads than anything else i've seen.

cuz the jazz don't wanna trade favors?

Yeah Jazz have been pretty dead-set on Favors/Kanter.

note to self, one year from now:

do not watch the nba all-star pre-game feature

yes.

ye gods, this is awful

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2013/0215/nba_all-star_ill_b2_576.jpg

hoops..in...spaaaaaaaaace

knee looks fine,

http://www.celticsbrasil.com.br/wp-content/uploads/BDS44snCUAEFCTu-1.jpg-large-620x390.jpeg
jeff green w barbosa in brazil

I kinda think Bledsoe between being not that good a shooter or distributor will be dece but not great, if they could get milsap seems like a no brainier

http://i.imgur.com/OIfNnlq.jpg

damn... ice cold

Steve Francis death spiral update

http://i.imgur.com/Wlb4neH.png

Geeeeeez

man, franchise out here lookin like

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Wm5H75m6zhE/TUru0MtC40I/AAAAAAAAA1c/c3O7D8PPv-Y/s1600/st.jpg

Steve is 35

omg alicia what are you doing?!?!?!

All-Star Weekend 2013 - To defend or not to defend; that is the question.

Stevie :( jordan otm w geto boys haha

man bron is so in the zone right now http://www.nytimes.com/2013/02/18/sports/basketball/lebron-james-stays-most-valuable-of-players-in-speaking-up-at-players-union-meeting.html?hp&_r=0&pagewanted=all

sick

ARE we having FUN yet? - 2012-2013 NBA regular season thread (part 3)

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