ughh drinking 40s of steel reserve cuz wana get drunk and no $$.
― chaki, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 03:24 (sixteen years ago) link
Steel Reserve tastes like that weird sawdust stuff they used to soak up pukes out of the carpet in elementary school.
― nickalicious, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 03:48 (sixteen years ago) link
stop dude
― chaki, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 04:05 (sixteen years ago) link
that stuff was a little lemony
― 69, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 04:34 (sixteen years ago) link
steel reserve was drink of choice jr year of HS, before we moved on to gennesee cream ale.
― ian, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 17:42 (sixteen years ago) link
yah well you'll come back to it in your late 20s. we all do.
― chaki, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 17:56 (sixteen years ago) link
how am i living an even dirt baggier lifestyle than i was a year ago
― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 19:15 (sixteen years ago) link
new york will do that to a man.
― ian, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 19:16 (sixteen years ago) link
yeah even the trees in new york are dirtbags
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 19:16 (sixteen years ago) link
also can I use "dirt baggier" for a character in my new play
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 19:17 (sixteen years ago) link
ha
all my shoes have holes in them, i have discovered
― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 19:21 (sixteen years ago) link
my pits stink.
― ian, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 19:23 (sixteen years ago) link
(but i like it.)
me too rrrobyn! it's really sad. even my longest lasting shoes, the doc martens that i've had for 12 years, got holes in them this year. r.i.p. shoesss
― bell_labs, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 19:24 (sixteen years ago) link
Tombot that character's name has to be pronounced "Deert Baw-j-yay". He's Francophone Swiss.
― Jon Lewis, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 19:42 (sixteen years ago) link
write a research paper for a high school kid for 75 bucks
that's real
― roxymuzak, Thursday, 15 November 2007 20:08 (sixteen years ago) link
I am wondering if I can make my sneakers look nice again with WD40?
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 15 November 2007 22:15 (sixteen years ago) link
Dr. Bronners and a brillo sponge
― sexyDancer, Thursday, 15 November 2007 22:17 (sixteen years ago) link
i was wondering if i could fix the hole in the heal of my sneaker with super glue and rubber cement?
― ian, Thursday, 15 November 2007 22:21 (sixteen years ago) link
totally
― sexyDancer, Thursday, 15 November 2007 22:26 (sixteen years ago) link
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i have these
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 15 November 2007 22:37 (sixteen years ago) link
I cleaned my sneaks destroyed inna No Fun Fest mosh pit this way.
― sexyDancer, Thursday, 15 November 2007 22:41 (sixteen years ago) link
not a brillo pad tho!
― roxymuzak, Thursday, 15 November 2007 22:50 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh, I'm Dirty Dan, the world's dirtiest man, I never have taken a shower. I can't see my shirt--it's so covered with dirt, And my ears have enough to grow flowers.
But the water is either a little too hot, Or else it's a little too cold. I'm musty and dusty and patchy and scratchy And mangy and covered with mold. But the water is always a little too hot, Or else it's a little too cold.
I live in a pen with five hogs and a hen And three squizzly lizards who creep in My bed, and they itch as I squirm, and I twitch In the cruddy old sheets that I sleep in.
In you looked down my throat with a flashlight, you'd note That my insides are coated with rust. I creak when I walk and I squeak when I talk, And each time I sneeze I blow dust.
The thought of a towel and soap makes me howl, And when people have something to tell me They don't come and tell it--they stand back and yell it. I think they're afraid they might smell me.
The bedbugs that leap on me sing me to sleep, And the garbage flies buzz me awake. They're the best friends I've found and I fear they might drown So I never go too near a lake.
Each evening at nine I sit down to dine With the termites who live in my chair, And I joke with the bats and have intimate chats With the cooties who crawl in my hair.
I'd brighten my life if I just found a wife, But I fear that will never be Until I can find a girl, gentle and kind, With a beautiful face and a sensitive mind, Who sparkles and twinkles and glistens and shines-- And who's almost as dirty as me.
― B.L.A.M., Friday, 21 December 2007 20:53 (sixteen years ago) link
i just found a mummified carrot under my couch :o
― bell_labs, Sunday, 23 December 2007 01:07 (sixteen years ago) link
looks like dirty dan found his girl
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 23 December 2007 02:33 (sixteen years ago) link
omigod i need to get a job pronto before i tread any further towards semi-alchoholism
i hate, hate, hate, to say it, but i guess that i'm one of those people who needs some external structure in my life...elsewise i tend to end up fucking off and indulging all of my worst tendencies
― dell, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 21:00 (sixteen years ago) link
i've moved up to 40's of high life and 24 cans of tecate.
― chaki, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 21:05 (sixteen years ago) link
cheers, brah
― dell, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 21:10 (sixteen years ago) link
that's a program I can get with
Steel Reserve = instant headache
― dmr, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 21:10 (sixteen years ago) link
oh man I would kill for a tall boy of tecate right now
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 21:11 (sixteen years ago) link
dude this is basically true about everybody
― 69, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 21:12 (sixteen years ago) link
bad decisions were made at corner store last night while puzzling over what cheap stuff to get. i am now the proud owner of a 4-pack(wtf?) of 16-oz cans of Steel Reserve and wondering what am I gonna do with this swill...5 bucks. 5 bucks. i coulda bought a six of wholesome pints of beck's for 8 bucks, but my mojo in several major areas of life last night was malfunctioning. or something.
― dell, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 21:17 (sixteen years ago) link
yeah, but there are those exceptions-- not even classic type-A personalities, but more just people who are on some self-ordained mission in life, and who get their shit accomplished lickety-split.
i am in that subset of people who would never be bored when they retire...like i can always find something to do, but one of the problems is that i tend to gravitate towards least path of resistance stuff. so i genuinely enjoy and appreciate my "free time", but not much of it is spent doing things of consequence that would be fulfilling in some long-term sense (creative pursuits, other stuff that i know would be valuable as far as lol "personal growth"). i've regressed to being 19 years-old or thereabouts.
i am going to hang out this evening with a friend who is ex-military, and he does stuff like exercise in a gym everyday, even when he is traveling. i find that part of him to be completely intimidating.
― dell, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 21:26 (sixteen years ago) link
How long has he been ex-, though? I used to know someone who said that for months after his discharge it didn't occur to him NOT to get up at 7am for a 6-mile formation run and some push-ups, but I can testify that he shook off the straight-lacing eventually.
― Laurel, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 21:46 (sixteen years ago) link
dell, maybe you should http://twilight.mahoro-net.org/~aterizak/stopposting.gif
― chaki, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 21:49 (sixteen years ago) link
Um, he's been out for...a dozen years, probably! He is a wonderful guy in countless respects, but he does still retain this edge which I'm pretty sure came from his military years, and which comes across as a rigidity in his personality that I sometimes find irritating. I could care less about his dedication to working out; I'm glad that he does something on a regular basis that obviously makes him feel good...but sometimes, agh, he can be a little frustrating.
Come to think of it, even before he went into the military, he had a weird side to him...like he would insist on playing an album side all the way through-- absolutely no skipping around tracks! But at the same time he was a "wild and crazy guy", like funny punk rock-ish haircut, uninibited as far as walking up to strangers and behaving like some mash of Jim Carrey/Robin Williams, etc.
A complex man!
NB, any complaints I have with him are probably due to me feeling like he harbors the notion that I am some loser because of my habitually dissolute lifestyle...
― dell, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 22:11 (sixteen years ago) link
i think my lifestyle is 50% cutty and 50% chaki
― Jordan, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 22:15 (sixteen years ago) link
chaki, I know, that's sound advice. It's just the all-pervasiveness of the internet is so indidious that, y'know, in-between looking up jobs online and sending out resumes, it's soooo easy to give in to the temptation to mosey on over to ilx and hang out.
― dell, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 22:16 (sixteen years ago) link
it's soooo easy to give in to the temptation to mosey on over to ilx and hang out.
srsly otm. the first month i was unemployed i speant maybe a total of 10 minutes on ilx. by the 10th week i was miserable all over the place (as chaki will attest). good luck man.
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 22:22 (sixteen years ago) link
speant? i need a nap.
this is dirt bag style not sad sack session!
― chaki, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 22:24 (sixteen years ago) link
was there an equivalent to pigpen in the sad sack comic books? i can't remember.
wikipedia says: Supporting characters included "The Sarge" (Sack's platoon sergeant, the potbellied and tough but reasonable Sergeant Circle); "Slob Slobinski" (Sack's buddy); "The General" (General Rockjaw, always drawn with dark glasses, cigarette holder and Ascot tie) "Sadie Sack" (Sad's redheaded female cousin, in the WACs), "Ol' Sod Sack," Sad's hillbilly uncle, and "Muttsy" the dog. The spin-off Sad Sack Navy, Gobs 'n' Gals had the supporting character "Gabby Gob".
― dell, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 22:39 (sixteen years ago) link
so Slob Slobinski it is!
http://www.sadsack.net/BigHBooks.gif
http://www.sadsack.net/Sad-Sack-292web.jpg
lol, big H books
― dell, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 22:43 (sixteen years ago) link
dell wtf @ u
― chaki, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 22:48 (sixteen years ago) link
exactly, right?
― dell, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 22:50 (sixteen years ago) link
lol "dell"
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― gr8080, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 22:52 (sixteen years ago) link
scratch n sniff of mystery stain on jeans reveals it to be tomato sauce just downed bud tallboy opened last night
― sleep, Friday, 15 February 2008 01:21 (sixteen years ago) link
same clothes everyday
― gbx, Friday, 15 February 2008 01:23 (sixteen years ago) link