rimming

rimfan

omg lol*2

hee hee omar <3

hey how about instead you eat my ass you clueless cum bubble
― simon trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, September 25, 2002 9:31 PM (10 years ago)

I feel like a prude now for being totally "ew ewww nooooo!" about this partic item. I mean ok I prob wouldnt object to recieving but giving? I seem to date guys with major gut issues so uh... yeah no.

Not bothered about receiving, but I've definitely enjoyed giving in the past.

omar's gif wins the internet

So I haven't been reading ILX all that much lately and only skimmed this the other day but man

fwiw im a str8 dude, have never been rimmed but am not opposed to it, although i'm p hairy so i'd feel a lil self conscious if i didnt shower first. love giving, love the smell/taste, would actually prefer some dankness. it's cool if you didn't have time to change yr undies girls fresh ass sweat is like boner pills for this guy. cosmo "100 hot tips to turn yr guy on" are really funny to me, for me it'd be like 3: 1.wants to have sex with me 2.lets me play with yr butthole ok 2 actually

― slam dunk, Monday, December 3, 2012 7:52 PM (Yesterday) [IP: 65.24.172.103] Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Best post ever.

agreed

"It's cool if you didn't have time to change yr undies girls fresh ass sweat is like boner pills for this guy."

I keep picturing this on one of those Ryan Gosling things.

haha

Someone make that happen please.

bob marley

http://i.imgur.com/jrMWs.jpg

oh god

http://i48.tinypic.com/2znweus.jpg

omg crut

the dank, the dank!

http://deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/bartsellshissoul6.png

CURTIS YOU ARE A HERO!

OH WAIT

J FEVE YOU ARE A HERO

Curtis, you're pretty good too.

dank schön

quite impressive for a decade-long lurker to arrive from nowhere and attain stephen garza level immortality within days

not garza level tbf

possibly not, but time will tell

http://www.jerrodshouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Dank-300x178.jpg

aka His Dankness

https://www.cannabis-seeds-bank.co.uk/images/uploads/Rare-Dankness_-Scotts-OG.jpg

Okay, I have a friend, let's pretend she was R1cc1. She kind of looked like her anyway so that works. This friend was very into being Irish despite being of dubious Irish descent (what with a name like R1cc1 after all). So for some reason I now can't remember, we went to some Irish books conference in San Francisco. This was about seven years ago, which would make my friend R1cc1 very young, around 19 or 20. Reading at this conference was G*br131 B*rn3 who had just published some book on being Irish and how special that was or something. Maybe it involved poetry. I don't know. At any rate for some reason we were invited to an after party somewhere, I don't even know where, but I do remember that there was a shrine to Pedro Zamora there. I was getting drunk by this point so things began to get slightly weird for me. Mr. B*rn3 showed up at this party and R1cc1, who was obsessed with the film M1113r'5 Cr0551ng, and counted Mr. B*rn3 among her top ten people to want to screw, glommed onto him. At this point in her life she was not an undesireable person, certainly not if you were in your late 40s and kind of washed up and smelled like cigarettes and had bad breath and would easily be mistaken for a bus driver if you weren't in a bunch of movies. The party then moved to O'Reilly's pub in North Beach which had just recently opened and was oh so very Irish. She continued to hang on him. I continued to drink. AT some point I left and wandered home to the east bay, I'm not even sure how I got there but it might have involved a cab ride and a lot of money. I was awoken by a phone call from her crying from a hotel back in SF. She had spent the night with B*rn3, a night which had hardly been very romantic, but had involved his apparent request to "lick her asshole"; apparently, also, Mr. B*rn3 was not very P1v3n-esque in the endowment department. She was fine with all of this, but then he had offered her a wad of money an asked her to leave when the morning came around. She asked me what to do. I said "take the money and go home," which she did. She tried to contact him several times after that to no avail.
Okay, that wasn't as exciting as the P1v3n story but what can you do? The only other gossip that came out of it was that he still considered his actress ex-wife a "good friend." I don't know if he licked her asshole though.

― akm (akmonday), Saturday, 17 January 2004 18:15 (8 years ago)

bus driver is kind of all-time, pre-emptive shades of dunphy in it and everything

that obsure film M1113r'5 Cr0551ng

some good archive work there tho deems

the odd things that spark, idk

worth reading the original thread for the alluded p1v3n post

The Christina Ricci appreciation thread

scary, isn't it

CURTIS YOU ARE A HERO!

― go to party leather (ENBB), Tuesday, December 4, 2012 7:12 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

OH WAIT

― go to party leather (ENBB), Tuesday, December 4, 2012 7:13 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

J FEVE YOU ARE A HERO

Curtis, you're pretty good too.

― go to party leather (ENBB), Tuesday, December 4, 2012 7:13 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol/;_;

crut yr a hero too

i fking love this thread, every day it becomes more special

attaining poop-shelf levels of lol

goddam numbers in the titles of things

ain't no reason bein' subtle
when it's the buthole i want

-slick richard

yup this is it, this is the start of the next plague. 90% of the population will be dead and i'll be like "hey maybe it's cause we keep farting into each other's mouths" and everyone will say "nah we're prob just not praying right or it's the pigeons". and that's how the world will end.

― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Tuesday, December 4, 2012 2:12 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

disqualified, i don't know what rimming is

http://i1354.photobucket.com/albums/q686/tinyservants/th_shame_zps0962aaa6.gif

kind of ironic Hungry4Ass hasn't posted itt yet

Ah, we're halfway there
Ah ah, rimming on a prayer

I am most ill
and I'm rimming and stealing

And I thought Trayce *lived* down under

kind of ironic Hungry4Ass hasn't posted itt yet

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, December 6, 2012 12:58 AM (14 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha i was going to post this exact message

A-plus is famous
so get the anus

-souls of mischief

for posterity:

http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/planet1051.com/files/2012/06/RIM-Jobs.jpg

or should i say

for posterior-ity

iirc i made that joke before, newbie

yup this is it, this is the start of the next plague. 90% of the population will be dead and i'll be like "hey maybe it's cause we keep farting into each other's mouths" and everyone will say "nah we're prob just not praying right or it's the pigeons". and that's how the world will end.

― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 02:12 (nine years ago) link

posts that were not prescient… unless?!

i love a jungle but i draw the line at trace amounts of bitter earth.

― Tome Cruise (Matt P), Sunday, December 2, 2012 11:44 PM (nine years ago) bookmarkflaglink

this may have been my peak

hungry4ass and it's feeding time

my first sexual act was rimming

Rimming was my last new sexual act.

good revive