rimming

i love a jungle but i draw the line at trace amounts of bitter earth.

I've been laughing about this for three minutes, and when I remember it tomorrow and laugh again, I won't be able to tell anyone what was so funny.

I received before I ever gave, and when I first received it was a surprise.

SURPRISE! A GIRL'S TONGUE IS IN YOUR ASSHOLE!

much more happy receiving than giving

no other way round

I'm a celebrity, get me out of here.

fwiw im a str8 dude, have never been rimmed but am not opposed to it, although i'm p hairy so i'd feel a lil self conscious if i didnt shower first. love giving, love the smell/taste, would actually prefer some dankness. it's cool if you didn't have time to change yr undies girls fresh ass sweat is like boner pills for this guy. cosmo "100 hot tips to turn yr guy on" are really funny to me, for me it'd be like 3: 1.wants to have sex with me 2.lets me play with yr butthole ok 2 actually

this thread has been enlightening, like what about bubonic plague or w/e

enbuttening*

i think e. coli is more the issue

buttbonic plague

buttboneric plague

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enbuttening buttez

i think if enbuttening was a real word it would mean putting something into one's butt

well fwiw i make sure to save the rimming for after cunnilingus time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcuA22pfAto

yup this is it, this is the start of the next plague. 90% of the population will be dead and i'll be like "hey maybe it's cause we keep farting into each other's mouths" and everyone will say "nah we're prob just not praying right or it's the pigeons". and that's how the world will end.

not with a bang, with a *fart noise*

shartih shartih shartih

my cat purposely farted in my face today and i expect to die in my sleep

unless it's a venomous breed you're probably fine

Would "enbuttening" mean making something more like a butt?

i don't know but i just remembered the rule that n changes to m if the next letter is m, p, or b. so it should be embuttening

I just looked it up and you're right; my definition only works with the verb "to butt"

I Rims You, Porgy

Hours of fun taking substituting "Rim" for "Love" in song titles.

btw

poop

love giving, love the smell/taste, would actually prefer some dankness.

http://i.imgur.com/V1upd.gif

rimfan

omg lol*2

hee hee omar <3

hey how about instead you eat my ass you clueless cum bubble
― simon trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, September 25, 2002 9:31 PM (10 years ago)

I feel like a prude now for being totally "ew ewww nooooo!" about this partic item. I mean ok I prob wouldnt object to recieving but giving? I seem to date guys with major gut issues so uh... yeah no.

Not bothered about receiving, but I've definitely enjoyed giving in the past.

omar's gif wins the internet

So I haven't been reading ILX all that much lately and only skimmed this the other day but man

fwiw im a str8 dude, have never been rimmed but am not opposed to it, although i'm p hairy so i'd feel a lil self conscious if i didnt shower first. love giving, love the smell/taste, would actually prefer some dankness. it's cool if you didn't have time to change yr undies girls fresh ass sweat is like boner pills for this guy. cosmo "100 hot tips to turn yr guy on" are really funny to me, for me it'd be like 3: 1.wants to have sex with me 2.lets me play with yr butthole ok 2 actually

― slam dunk, Monday, December 3, 2012 7:52 PM (Yesterday) [IP: 65.24.172.103] Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Best post ever.

agreed

"It's cool if you didn't have time to change yr undies girls fresh ass sweat is like boner pills for this guy."

I keep picturing this on one of those Ryan Gosling things.

haha

Someone make that happen please.

bob marley

http://i.imgur.com/jrMWs.jpg

oh god

http://i48.tinypic.com/2znweus.jpg

omg crut

the dank, the dank!

http://deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/bartsellshissoul6.png

CURTIS YOU ARE A HERO!

OH WAIT

J FEVE YOU ARE A HERO

Curtis, you're pretty good too.

dank schön

i love a jungle but i draw the line at trace amounts of bitter earth.

― Tome Cruise (Matt P), Sunday, December 2, 2012 6:44 PM (11 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Was gonna post this over on old ilx posts that haunt your thoughts, but I realized it isn't haunting so much as inspriational. It's become something of a mantra for me.

bitter earth is realer than you and i

it's cool if you didn't have time to change yr undies girls fresh ass sweat is like boner pills for this guy

don't we have an unspoken rule that posts made on ILTMI don't get c+p'd to excelsior/greatest hits type threads?

This isn't really an excelsior thread.

no, but "posts that haunt your memory" is

receiving is classic, would try giving again but my first attempt scarred me for a little while

Was gonna post this over on old ilx posts that haunt your thoughts, but I realized it isn't haunting so much as inspriational. It's become something of a mantra for me.

― how's life, Monday, November 11, 2013 2:40 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm honored!

sorry, this grosses me out and i have to believe it's unhygienic as all getout

i forgive you

Have never given or received iirc, and I generally consider myself kind of sex-positive and whatever. Kind of surprised at the responses here, but happily so. I always find it reassuring that there are people out there for every human thing.

I'm surprised and super happy to hear of women rimming men! Happy for both the straight men and the women who rim them.

slam dunk - what is your thought of this product: http://myshineyhiney.com/

hearing this to the tune of Pearl Jam's "Whipping"

This is exactly what I thought it would be and the fact that it’s Owen Wilson makes it all the more entertaining

congrats to you and owen!

🍑🍆💨💩

Generally speaking, if there is rimming involved I am expecting a margarita.

― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Sunday, December 9, 2012 11:39 AM bookmarkflaglink

and a neon flashing blue ice cube nestled inside

― 乒乓, Sunday, December 9, 2012 11:42 AM bookmarkflaglink

The urban dictionary meaning of Margaritas at the Mall.

i remember the first time I had even actually conceived of rimming. it was the early 2000s and I was watching the first recent porno i'd ever rented. before that, all my porn had been 1980s stuff. passed-around vhs's with the labels torn off and that kinda shit. i mostly stuck to magazines (and when I say I stuck har har har).

anyway I throw this porno in and it's some vivid lesbian thing and first scene there's a girl on all fours on a table and all the sudden the other girl just starts licking her asshole! I was taken aback. I was like "what has this world come to? what did I rent?" and then i skipped past the rest of the rimming.

but later I rewound to it.

― how's life

best iltmi short story imo

haha!

https://hellotushy.com/pages/can-we-eat-ass-yet

full-on cackle at my previous posts on this thread

reporting from the pacific rim

doo doo rim rim rim
doo doo rim rim

(*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e) at 11:20 24 Dec 12
No joke: sometimes assholes taste metallic.

it's slobberin' time made me lol

also the Hungry4Ass exchange

great thread classic posts

yup this is it, this is the start of the next plague. 90% of the population will be dead and i'll be like "hey maybe it's cause we keep farting into each other's mouths" and everyone will say "nah we're prob just not praying right or it's the pigeons". and that's how the world will end.

― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 02:12 (nine years ago) link

posts that were not prescient… unless?!

i love a jungle but i draw the line at trace amounts of bitter earth.

― Tome Cruise (Matt P), Sunday, December 2, 2012 11:44 PM (nine years ago) bookmarkflaglink

this may have been my peak

hungry4ass and it's feeding time

my first sexual act was rimming

Rimming was my last new sexual act.

good revive