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"B-side" filler panned by "experts"

a-ha produced the ground-breaking video and song "Take On Me", despite never charting again for singles, albums, or videos.

"The Sun Always Shines on TV" hit #20 on the US charts.

in the year 2525, if Conservapedia is still online...

Wait what is "96 Tears" an example of?

Liberal bias by the lamestream media.

http://www.conservapedia.com/Best_of_the_public

an amazing unifying theory

so basically the plot from Rudy

You got to give him credit for sheer, unadulterated chutzpah...

It is important to note the difference between "Best of the Public" and "mob rule." Simply allowing the loudest or most numerous voices to prevail is not the same thing as allowing the best of the public to drive achievement. Sites such as Wikipedia operate on the principle of mob rule, and as a result, are plagued with bias, inaccuracy, and an inability to differentiate between significant insights and trivia.

the Epistle to the Hebrews was possibly written by Jesus; its intellectual force is at the highest level

http://conservapedia.com/Mystery:Why_Are_Black_Americans_Still_Poor%3F

i don't know if i have the stomach for that

I definitely don't

Yeah, don't bother.

I was expecting alot more demented rambling--it's all just "why because conservative values." I guess the best takeaway is that only 3500 people have read that page in the last 4 years.

But all of them started a conservative think-tank.

Ha, there are 1,018 messages here. ILM is 1/3 of their audience.

No surprise here: the Oregon Young Mass Murderer spent lots of time playing video games. [1]
And nothing else explains his killing rampage.
We pray for the victims ... and that people realize the liberal media will never criticize video games.

Rampage in another school leaves 23 injured, but this time it involves a knife: [5] And why is the liberal media largely silent on this story? Is it because there's no guns involved?

The authorities know by now whether 20-year-old Adam Lanza trained with video games for this tragic massacre. So why isn't the media asking about this basic issue?--Andy Schlafly 14:44, 15 December 2012 (EST)

Sen. Daniel Inouye of Hawaii passed away today. He served in Congress for more than 53 years (since Hawaii was admitted to the Union), was awarded a Medal of Honor after losing an arm on WW2, and was respected by politicians on both sides of the aisle. Perhaps a Main Page recognition, or a news item, would be appropriate for recognizing his legacy. RonnieCole 19:49, 17 December 2012 (EST)

But what is his legacy??? If there is one, it's not obvious, other than his tremendous military service.--Andy Schlafly 20:08, 17 December 2012 (EST)

Social media is a euphemism for gossip, which is contrary to the principles on which this website was founded. Our unique visitor traffic is growing 20-30% annually without being distracted by social media. We're here to teach and to learn. I'm not sure what social media's goals are, but it's not education.--Andy Schlafly 22:20, 21 December 2012 (EST)

liberal media will never talk about the popularity of all those "first person knifer" games

The usual suspects scream for gun control. We really need evil control.

That's like a perfecct midpoint between stoned "look at my fingers, man" musing and high-functioning autistic. Beautiful.

The usual suspects scream for gun control. We really need pussy control.

kudos

lol

If everyone supposedly opposes global warming, then why do so many people move to Florida? Cold weather is far more dangerous than warm weather is.--Andy Schlafly 19:47, 21 December 2012 (EST)

^^^ failed attempt at writing stand-up comedy for Steven Wright.

http://www.conservapedia.com/Conservative_of_the_Year_2012

SOLID GOLD

As a Christian, Coulter adheres to the Judeo-Christian tradition the view that human beings are utterly and distinctly apart from other species.

LOL

Moved to number 1 because their values and work ethic were so exemplary. Why can't underachieving atheists learn from this? Moved to number 1 because their values and work ethic were so exemplary. Why can't underachieving atheists learn from this? Moved to number 1 because their values and work ethic were so exemplary. Why can't underachieving atheists learn from this? Moved to number 1 because their values and work ethic were so exemplary. Why can't underachieving atheists learn from this? Moved to number 1 because their values and work ethic were so exemplary. Why can't underachieving atheists learn from this?

loooool, campbell newman at number 12

There's like 3 non-Americans on that list wtf? Do we now have to look to Australia, Japan, and South Korea for good examples of conservatism? More proof that Obama has destroyed America.

The Olympics thing leads to further LOLs in that the more you dig into Conservapedia's articles on atheism, the more it reveals itself as a website-wide fat joke.

otm

http://www.conservapedia.com/RINO_Backers

http://www.conservapedia.com/Essay:_If_you%27re_so_smart_PZ_Myers,_then_why_are_you_so_fat%3F

http://www.conservapedia.com/Prominent_atheists_whose_wives_believe_in_the_existence_of_God

whose _wives_

http://www.conservapedia.com/images/thumb/d/d4/Laughing_cat.jpg/375px-Laughing_cat.jpg
Every time I think of the subject of atheism and obesity, I can't stop laughing! If you're so smart Mr. Atheist, then why are you so fat?

To be fair, Andy has the modern housing price issue solved by living in his mom's basement, so he's pretty bright.

Space Jam 1996 PG Michael Jordan uses the help of beloved children's characters from the '50s (a simpler time in America's history) to beat back foreign invaders who wish to take away our freedoms. $ 90,443,603

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/i3oxm/iama_former_administrator_of_conservapedia_ama/

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Conservapedia:Andrew_Schlafly%27s_greatest_insights

the entry on judaism is really... straight-faced. i kept expecting something. i dont know what

chosen people, misguided, must enable their state so we can reach the holy gates

^^ that stuff?

feel like there's also this sense in the conservative world that while most Jews are irredeemable liberals in addition to being Christ-killers, there are enough influential Jewish Republicans with Wall St money or w/e that it's best to avoid antagonizing them too much.