your terrible ideas

A stand-up comedy duo called Piss & Vinegar, like Little & Large, but with jokes.

St. Ives Malt Liquor: a malt beverage with skin-beautifying properties

could also feature Burl Ives in the commercials.

I once had an idea for a '_____ For Dummies'-style series of basic explainer books called "What Part of _____ Do You Not Understand?"

reggae/jam band called "Fiscal Spliff"

Alphabetar - an immersive virtual-reality universe in which you place your children to help them learn spelling, phonics, and other basic skills

lol @ all 3 of these

A really bad Black Sabbath tribute band called Cack Sabbath.

start pronouncing and spelling Doritos as Deritos instead

start a super queer dub band where we only cover notable records in their entirety

Re-writing Pulp Fiction so that as well as being hitmen, Jules and Vincent are also calculus nerds.

Start a moving company called Juicy Brutes. The theme song is just like Juicy Fruit - "Juicy Brutes, they're gonna move ya! Juicy Brutes, they get right to ya! Juicy Brutes, they're really really really gonna mooooove ya!". I would make the moving brutes wear shorts that say "JUICY" across the butt

love it!

onesie that you can fill with hot liquid like a hot water bottle, optional straw attachment for drinking said liquid if you want to fill it with coffee or tea or something

summer version that you can fill with iced booze

"badger packs"

circa 2006 -- registering domain names that somehow combine two things I am interested in at the moment, like edamame and minimalism

Skrillex music videos done in the style of the Keystone Kops.

Jedward do a cover of 'Gangnam Style' called 'Jedward Style'.

that is almost certain to happen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_deCkWqrbE

Over the Christmas holidays I very nearly did this. MEPHISTOPHELES' SPORK: An extreme metal band revolving around the throwing of cutlery down various flights of steps whilst shouting "SATAAAAN". The idea was to do this about 12 times and record an album.

there is a faint but unmistakable note of pride in that post and it is unwarranted.

Jedward do a cover of 'Gangnam Style' called 'Jedward Style'.

I have been threatening a mash-up with 'Gang Bang' by Black Lace called 'Gang Bang Style'. I'll probably do it in a couple of years, when nobody remembers what 'Gangnam Style' even is.

I'd get Jedward to do a cover of 'Agadoo', although I don't think they could manage the complexity of the dance.

me just now in the kitchen: "i wish i had tomato soup. i have a tomato, maybe i could mash it up and microwave it until it melts."

semi-educational cartoon show explicitly pitched at the kids of middle class parents, along the lines of the Muppet Babies but with vegetables, eg baby corn, baby carrot, baby beetroot etc

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Garden_Gang

Was gonna say

NSFW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gQFDjDPPHk
"Vegetable rights and peace!"

guess it's a dud terrible idea then but the subcategory "Yoghurt tie-in series 1998" from the linked Munch Bunch wiki page is making me lol inexplicably so it's not all bad

Andy Apricot
Barney Banana
Bertie Blackcurrant
Ollie Orange
Rozzy Raspberry (different character though identically named)
Sally Strawberry (different character though identically named)

yam beer
oat wine

No, I'm good, thanks

hmm i guess someone already thought of both of those

too bad, they are singularly terrible ideas

i thought of yam beer when i steamed some yams and forgot the yam water was sitting on the stove for a couple days. the steamer insert was in the pot so it didn't look dirty. it smelled yeasty when i dumped it out.

i'm a dirtbag

doing all the things that were awesome before they became bad ideas

they were good at some point, right?

yam water!!

start a pizza-themed game of thrones tumblr

oh wait, totally did that

An album by Michael Bublé where he raps, titles 'Bublé Raps', and the cover is like The Pet Shop Boys 'Very', except it's actual bubble wrap.

A Pet Shop Boy's 'Very' era tribute band called 'Dunce to Disco'.

Manilowtica: the songs of Barry Manilow, rearranged in the style of Metallica but prominently featuring the melodica. Prompted by recognizing fundamental conceptual links between ''I Write The Songs'' and ''Sad But True.'' Unfortunately I haven't thought of any other songs for them to do unless ''Mandy'' and ''Blackened'' can be made to work.

It might be a bit of a stretch, but maybe Manilowtica could perform a live mash-up of 'At The Copa (Copacabana)' and 'Enter Sandman'?

Barry Manilow action figure
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/33/Nobel_Peace_Prize_Concert_2010_Barry_Manilow_IMG_7632.jpg/496px-Nobel_Peace_Prize_Concert_2010_Barry_Manilow_IMG_7632.jpg

Mashup of KRS-One's "My Philosophy" and Shania Twain's "That Don't Impress Me Much."

"So...you're a philosopher? THAT DON'T IMPRESS ME MUCH"

A UB40 tribute band called ES40.

hahaha

The Top 40 Tour with E40, UB 40, 40Glocc, 40Cal and 36 other bands i'm unwilling to take the time to look up

Jean Forte?

40 Ounces To Freedom is probably a Sublime cover band...