I'mma lay your LOLs on the dresser and EXCELSIOR them shits with a spiked bat!

i like the sound of "turbo folk," is this a real thing or a fake thing?

It's a Russian porn genre, iirc.

cotton eye joe iirc

followed up by "old pop in a hole"

My favorite kind of obscure humor:

"heather page wilson-egleston" can't be a real name, it's like if bingo little had a girlfriend in georgia

― difficult listening hour

oh c'mon – those names are common in Saki and Powell.

― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn)

Vulgar, even

― Un monde où tout le monde est heureux, même les riches (Michael White)

Standing in the in store barns and nobles starbucks with my pumpkin spice latte, i take a single sip, burning my tongue slightly. But i don't even mind. Harlem is the fire in which art is forged. "If I can make it here, I can make it anywhere." I say outloud. Nobody hears me, due to every single person in a 500 foot radius having iphone buds in

― turds (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, November 29, 2012 8:06 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

would read rest of this novel

that was the novella

haha

my cat keeps slapping me. anyone got any advice on that?

― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, December 3, 2012 1:14 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

slap her back

― the late great, Monday, December 3, 2012 1:14 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ugh, I didn't even notice the foot. That sock disgusts me.

― this will surprise many (Nicole), 6 minutes ago

i often have the same reaction while reading ilx

― buzza, 44 seconds ago

Very Good

It is a crushingly real place, rendered in such vivid emotional detail that it rings true even to those who have never set foot in the city.

lemme take a quick stroll through the lyrics so i can remember all the references to the real 2002 NYC

first song is all about surprising someone and coming around
second is about a girl and she can read and he's stabbing himself in the neck
third song NYC should have some good ones. subway is a porno and pavements they are a mess. sure are, that's pretty true! +1
fourth song, sleep tight grim right, and he has two hundred couches. NYC has at least that many so +1
fifth says "i'm sick of this town", just like someone might have been sick of the real nyc in 2002, +1
sixth: "will you put my hands away? / will you be my man? / serve it up, don't wait / let's see about this ham"
Obstacle 2 mentions Route 7, i'm just going to assume that is the main street in NYC, it probably goes right by times sq. +1
eighth mentions a manhole +1
the ninth song is called Roland and has this repeating line: "My best friend's from Poland and, um, he has a beard." nothing about a city either. -0.7
tenth song, nothing about NYC
last song is leif erikson and it has nothing to do with NYC but since it's probably the best interpol song +1

i give this album a rating of 5.3

― depresso (Z S), Tuesday, December 4, 2012 5:08 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

DAMN YOU, sir. Just beat me.

honestly wacky plotholes, tiny or large, in blockbusters are kind of only annoying when you're not otherwise engaged

― da croupier, Wednesday, December 5, 2012 2:24 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i feel like these kind of discussions are the saddest result of batman's shift away from giant pennies and feeding bombs to sharks

― bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, December 5, 2012 2:25 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dude this movie ends with him feeding a bomb to sharks

― da croupier, Wednesday, December 5, 2012 2:26 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well now i don't know what to believe

― bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, December 5, 2012 2:27 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/Az3Ar.gif

― johnathan lee riche$ (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, December 5, 2012 8:03 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

OK dying @ the interpol zs post.

darkness
imprisoning me
all that i see
william shatner

― the late great, Monday, December 3, 2012 8:23 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wow, i'm going to sing it that way from now on

that is not what anybody is talking about tho, people are talking about mayans, it is pretty obv even to singularity folx that the singularity is not gonna happen this month

― iatee, Tuesday, December 4, 2012 11:27 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that explains why I spent half an hour last night trying to upload myself and I woke up hungover and with a broken laptop

― mh, Tuesday, December 4, 2012 11:28 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1234727/barg-300.jpg

it is 100% fesable for a middle schooler in the 70's to go years not knowing that "tits" weren't called "tips"

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, December 6, 2012 5:17 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i spent most of 6th grade confident that condoms went on a girl's nipples

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, December 6, 2012 5:17 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

After watching the impressive animated sex-ed video we watched in fifth grade in which an enterprising artist superimposed a cock over a hen, we filed back into our classroom where our principal awaited. She asked if we had questions. I wondered what happened ("where did it go?") with the woman's penis after the guy stuck it in.

so you didn't grow up in miami?

I grew up around cocks

The Great Mariel Ball-Lift

say hello to my little -- oh wait.

when I was in elementary school I saw FUCK written on a restroom wall and didn't know what it meant. I was screwing around in the bathroom after taking a bath and wrote in the condensation on the bathroom mirror

little did I know that when a bathroom mirror steams up the next time, things written will reappear

― mh, Thursday, December 6, 2012 6:17 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you took baths in your elementary school?

― bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, December 6, 2012 6:19 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Now about these dubious Frenchmen.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, December 6, 2012 2:22 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ffs it's DuBois you ignoramus

― first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Thursday, December 6, 2012 2:25 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahahahaha

Stellar!

awesome

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/198408_552040774810507_1431376204_n.jpg

― o_o, Friday, December 7, 2012 2:04 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/132/2790a875316548539e68644ba3218c0f/l.jpg

― before and after broscience (goole), Friday, December 7, 2012 2:06 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

:)

Bonertassium

I almost gave myself a zipper circumcision in the bathroom at work on friday.

―how's life,Sunday, December 9, 2012 8:04 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

What stopped you? Follow yr muse etc

―I loves you, PORGI (DJP),Sunday, December 9, 2012 11:01 AM (47 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

do we take from that the info that hl is uncut?

for now

can you re-circumcise yourself?

Perhaps if you have determination and a few slices of bologna

i have both of these things.

there is no 'free' play. play is always already captive to the mechanisms of global capitalism and gender imperialism. 'play' itself is nothing but another form of labor, a means of producing a commidified identity

― max, Sunday, 9 December 2012 15:26 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well we'd have to impeach everybody til we get to ELIZABETH WARREN amirite?

― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 December 2012 21:40 Permalink

says Feingold superfan

― Matt Armstrong, Monday, December 10, 2012 1:46 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I don't have anything much against E.W., just those who have exalted her to future savior of the Republic.

― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Monday, December 10, 2012 1:52 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's gonna be amazing when you come racing down the mountain on christmas morning, your heart three times bigger, throwing our illusions back to us

― da croupier, Monday, December 10, 2012 1:55 PM (1 minute ago)

I love both "Let The Music Play" and "Blue Monday" and both were played to death for the next 20 years on Miami radio – they've never gone away. Shannon gets the edge because she stars in the quintessential disco melodrama: playing out romantic hysterics on the dance floor while yelling over synth whooshes.

― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, December 11, 2012 8:14 AM (48 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think it just happened that the pop/dance vote coalesced around one song this time and the indie vote split, whereas the opposite happened in previous polls (not that "Blue Monday" isn't just as much dance music as "Let the Music Play")

― The Reverend, Tuesday, December 11, 2012 8:20 AM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's generational too. "This Must Be The Place" has emerged as POO Heads song in the last ten years.

― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, December 11, 2012 8:23 AM (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no "Blue Monday" is still the most popular song among poo heads

― some dude, Tuesday, December 11, 2012 8:26 AM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my favourite thing about photoshops created for ilx is just imagining a poster making them, silently & with concentration, submitting their work for the wider good

― Love Greenwald Hate Torture (schlump), Tuesday, December 11, 2012 8:13 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That's true of every ILX post ever

now it's time to be the jerk who is picking a new show to watch

this is a fascinating time, you feel like a roman emperor giving the thumbs up or down on whether someone will live or die. people are all six feet under, all sincerely, almost pleadingly, & you turn your thumb downwards

― Love Greenwald Hate Torture (schlump), Wednesday, December 12, 2012 12:58 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Dave Matthews,
I like you a lot
and I realize that you're in a relationship right now, and I respect that
I would like you to know that if you're ever single in the future
And you want to come visit me in California
I would be open to spending time with you
and finding out how old you were when you wrote your very first song

Dave Matthews,
you rocked my world

― Doctor Casino, Thursday, December 6, 2012 5:47 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/i11IF.png

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Monday, 10 December 2012 23:28 (3 days ago)

hahaha