^pictured: soursop fruit
soursop seeds contain a neurotioxin, annonacin, that causes atypical parkinsons disease
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 14:46 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/29569_4601981898842_875620176_n.jpg
― Neil S, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 15:38 (eleven years ago) link
wtf some of these are brilliant
really bad analogies written by a "funny" macro maker
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 15:39 (eleven years ago) link
love the e.coli/canadian beef analogy
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 16:19 (eleven years ago) link
Ach, these things have been passed round for decades. And yep, half of them are great.
― emil.y, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 16:33 (eleven years ago) link
obviously all written by the same non high school student
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 16:42 (eleven years ago) link
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y68/Duck-Thane/599849_10152275196530015_900309774_n.jpg
― Van Horn Street, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 16:43 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/K1rQS.png
america finally cooler than canada
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 16:44 (eleven years ago) link
10 needs to be read in a Philip Marlowe voice.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 16:49 (eleven years ago) link
oh, we've moved on?
― Mark G, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 16:50 (eleven years ago) link
http://kangaratmurdersoc.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/120-trudeau.jpg
Trudeau used to run with a pretty cool crowd, it's true.
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 17:15 (eleven years ago) link
All that shows is that Beiber's not afraid Harper will put him on a secret kill list for clowning him.
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 17:16 (eleven years ago) link
if you think John Lennon = "cool factor" i pity you from the bottom of my fucking heart.
unless he meant Yoko.
― Shane Breen is a gigantic tool (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 17:36 (eleven years ago) link
pretty sure Canada never ever thought it was cool
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 17:38 (eleven years ago) link
also beiber looks like a dustbowl make-a-wish kid in that Canada photo, jeez he's gaunt
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 17:39 (eleven years ago) link
Caption contest! This showed up on my feed because for some inexplicable reason a couple of my friends have liked W@lmart on Facebook, and I guess this is their way of advertising for hunting season. I had to share because, come on, look at it! I think we can come up with some good platitudes for the photo.
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/480388_10151242061249236_2085184673_n.jpg
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 23:15 (eleven years ago) link
"Look at Mom run! Is that enough of a head start, Daddy?"
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 23:20 (eleven years ago) link
The SKILS u learn from years of BEING OUTDOORS as a Family will give u all u need to suceed in life. Starring at a screen INSIDE playing VIDEO GAMES and watching MINDLESS TV will give u all u need to suceed at death. REPOST IF U AGREE!!!!
― i will never wash these signed breasts (qiqing), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 23:28 (eleven years ago) link
Family Bonding: The Most Dangerous Game
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 23:38 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/16821_561255133903944_2140270980_n.jpg
I HATE MONDAYS.
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 23:57 (eleven years ago) link
my friends/family are all "whoa, hunting is SICK who would do that?!?" which is really weird because we're not in a *large* urban center and the answer is "the zillions of people at the sporting goods stores that seem to be doing well, who you probably are surrounded by at all times"
― mh, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 00:04 (eleven years ago) link
http://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_me4xo65iwu1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg-- bob marley
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 00:49 (eleven years ago) link
"Daaad! Sis won't give me the binoculars. Why does she always get to watch the mailbombs explode?"
― s.clover, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 00:53 (eleven years ago) link
Why there are just floating heads of smiling white people in a forest?
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 03:42 (eleven years ago) link
that's a still from red dawn iirc
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 04:22 (eleven years ago) link
Nervousness and death seem to have invoked a Woody Allen film font.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 05:10 (eleven years ago) link
has this been posted yet? http://vomitinducing.tumblr.com/
― Blue Collar Retail Assistant (Dwight Yorke), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 09:19 (eleven years ago) link
like most tumblrs that one would do a lot better without the witty commentary
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 13:21 (eleven years ago) link
and by witty i mean shitty
watch out, witty commentary comin' through
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 14:53 (eleven years ago) link
s1ocki should start a tublr of tumblrs
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 19:21 (eleven years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me7juuIq5Q1r2m53po1_500.png
speaking of that johnny depp quote, man, i'm sick of all the deep magical quotes attributed to actor beefcakes. there's a whole industry trying to convince everyone these dudes are/were as tortured/smart/mysterious/sensitive/wise/etc as the characters (they handpick to maintain that brand). it's the male equivalent of the inspirational misquotes of monroe and hepburn.
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 20:06 (eleven years ago) link
feel like thats at its peak now where a whole generation of leading men ryan gosling joseph gordon levitt etc are basically a bunch of ethan hawks
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 20:14 (eleven years ago) link
Loool credit where credit is due
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/178555_10151133536653313_1103082307_o.jpg
― i will never wash these signed breasts (qiqing), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 20:16 (eleven years ago) link
cant fuck w the master
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 20:16 (eleven years ago) link
I should make a series of these w/ screencaps & quotes from Waking Life
― wongo hulkington's jade palace late night buffet (silby), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 20:17 (eleven years ago) link
― lag∞n, Wednesday, November 28, 2012 3:14 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yeah but at least the real things those guys say are just stilted and awkward rather than dark and swoony
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 20:26 (eleven years ago) link
that mandela one is great.
― s.clover, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 22:05 (eleven years ago) link
vin diesel shares a birthday with nelson mandela (and also with me)
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 29 November 2012 17:14 (eleven years ago) link
a good day for all
― mh, Thursday, 29 November 2012 17:14 (eleven years ago) link
the line break on heath ledger's is upsetting
― bnw, Thursday, 29 November 2012 17:33 (eleven years ago) link
rip heathledger
― ゑ (clouds), Thursday, 29 November 2012 17:35 (eleven years ago) link
vin diesel is the real deal
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 29 November 2012 17:45 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/395066_497688703598949_1851174490_n.jpg
― Mordy, Thursday, 29 November 2012 19:45 (eleven years ago) link
"banksters"
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Thursday, 29 November 2012 19:46 (eleven years ago) link
yeah remember when the government imprisoned the people, crazy times man, crazy times
― i dream of booze pinata (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 November 2012 20:18 (eleven years ago) link
that's a lot of imprisoned people
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 29 November 2012 20:19 (eleven years ago) link
they misspelled "Banksy"
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, 29 November 2012 20:20 (eleven years ago) link
iirc the actual quote was something along the lines of "because only 74 people live here and we are all related"
― i dream of booze pinata (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 November 2012 20:21 (eleven years ago) link