I'mma lay your LOLs on the dresser and EXCELSIOR them shits with a spiked bat!

beat me by 7 seconds

now the biscuit is soggy

an inevitable consequence of Pizza Ring

English Public School Pizza

http://tompride.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/cameron-bullingdon-club.jpg

can you imagine the state of that biscuit by the time these toffs were done with it?

wankers

note Psy leaning against the door at the back

they graduated from biscuits to whole polities, eh wot

thanks for that, I will now not be able to view holding public office as anything other than an extended game of Soggy Policy

For the Bullingdon Club boys it's a short step from making a mess of a pizza to making a mess of the country.

is this a little caesar's thing where we have to tell a joke twice

if I have to suffer through the phrase "Soggy Policy", so does everyone else

come on a pizza cone

^^^^^

"Soggy Policy" is a Donald Fagen song iirc

insert 'UK pizza is wank' joek

Last line is the best fact-based lol of the year.

A lot of Domino's weirder and quickly disappearing menu items are often cooked up by people in various stores across the chain during the afternoon while business is slow. We used to concoct some odd things for our consumption only while I worked there. I made a beef stew pizza once.

― Johnny Fever, Monday, November 26, 2012 11:13 PM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there's a vv spicy pizza at a joint around the corner from me called "the ringburner.

is that an antacid

in the right hands, a pretzel dog style stuffed crust pizza could be the ultimate thing

― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Monday, November 26, 2012 10:02 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so could an IED.

― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, November 26, 2012 10:03 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

read IUD

― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Monday, November 26, 2012 10:04 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

imagined pretzel dog iud

― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Monday, November 26, 2012 10:04 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yesterday it hit 60 and today it's gonna snow? fuck me

― 乒乓, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 13:00 (4 hours ago) Permalink

not the best pickup line i've ever heard

― goole, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 17:38 (7 minutes ago) Permalink

thank you. thank you all for that. i laughed.

Read that as "I hit 60"...

i always wondered about piotr and kitty's relationship in a "man of steel, woman of kleenex" sort of way

― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Tuesday, November 27, 2012 2:40 PM (34 seconds ago)

it's probably a good thing i have to go to the store to avoid chasing this line of thought any further

― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Tuesday, November 27, 2012 2:40 PM (14 seconds ago)

thank you ned for excelsioring not only the nerdiest but also the most perverted thing i will write all year

that's our Ned

Live to serve.

you didn't wait long enough:

she would phase and he'd fire metallic sperm into the dashboard

― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, November 27, 2012 5:43 PM

oh did I mention they were boning in a Hummer?

― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, November 27, 2012 5:44 PM

omg

today's lols are A+

for about six months we'd be visiting a friend who lived in town and it'd reach midnight and someone would say "We should order some pokey sticks" followed by a pause, then everyone looking very sad

― mh, Tuesday, November 27, 2012 7:06 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

way to pull our sorrow out of context

my personal coping method w/r/t these EOY lists is turning out to be singing very loudly at them "HIDE AWAY AND FIND YOUR PEACE OF MIND / WITH SOME INDIE RECORD THAT'S ~MUCH~ COOLER THAN MINE"

― #YOLO ONO (lex pretend), Wednesday, November 28, 2012 8:47 AM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm so sorry, is there anyone we can call for you?

― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, November 28, 2012 8:54 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

How old is lex?

somewhere between a toddler and yoda.

don't worry about it.

#YODA ONO (lex pretend)

It amazes me how Courtney Love managed to get through so many prominent figures in "alternative rock"... I mean, you're in a successful band, you probably have chicks throwing themselves at you every night, and you choose to go with Courtney Love? Christ, I wouldn't even touch her with the cock of my worst enemy!

― The Jupiter 8 (Turrican), Wednesday, November 28, 2012 5:45 PM (30 minutes ago)

yeah some people just have no class huh

― some dude, Wednesday, November 28, 2012 6:11 PM (5 minutes ago)

-> zing

ha

o_O

is that the asymmetrical balls of your worst enemy.

lol

is that the asymmetrical balls of your worst enemy.

― estela, Thursday, November 29, 2012 2:51 AM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Nope. Are you a cock?

don't throw rocks at the throne just because there's no more sb, man

turr I can't

http://coconutheadsets.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/sisyphus.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sc5iTNVEOAg

calling all cocks, calling all cocks

sock throws rocks re: cock

, gets mocked