What if you have appendicitis?
― Aimless, Monday, 26 November 2012 03:37 (eleven years ago) link
"...And that's what inspired me to become a mime"
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 26 November 2012 04:03 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/319088_437073649679624_1172098815_n.jpg
This person sure is sanctimonious for someone who creates Facebook image macros.
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Monday, 26 November 2012 21:04 (eleven years ago) link
can't believe a rich and famous person spent his friday doing something other than sleeping in front of best buy to get a good deal on a tv
― iatee, Monday, 26 November 2012 21:07 (eleven years ago) link
i think that was from an ep of himym?
― Mordy, Monday, 26 November 2012 21:10 (eleven years ago) link
fictional character is even more moral than you real characters
― mh, Monday, 26 November 2012 21:11 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/405103_10152296036235641_308019920_n.png
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 00:03 (eleven years ago) link
i wish there was a sb button on fb
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 00:05 (eleven years ago) link
though i would honestly feel bad sb-ing (most of) the people i know who have flakey tendencies. but this is outta control these days. but i guess that means it'll be gone soon.
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 00:08 (eleven years ago) link
anonymous = bob marley
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 00:08 (eleven years ago) link
the warmest cookie is also the crumbliest
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 00:09 (eleven years ago) link
haha i really did lol-substitute bob marley in for anonymous there!
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 00:10 (eleven years ago) link
to ease the pain with laughs
p sure it's the best thing ilx came up with in 2012
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 00:15 (eleven years ago) link
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the hardest thugs, the softest hugs
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 00:34 (eleven years ago) link
tough love for my fb friends, free love for my sb threads
― mh, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 01:39 (eleven years ago) link
that is soooooo untrue! that lonely/saddest/damaged one. since when are the loneliest people the kindest? they usually hate everybody. i know i've been there. been there done that with the sad thing too. i didn't exactly light up a room.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 01:49 (eleven years ago) link
depressed people are the most fun --bob marley
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 01:52 (eleven years ago) link
i just want a baked potato and someone to share it with - bob marley
― scott seward, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 01:53 (eleven years ago) link
as I recall when I was really depressed everybody but me knew i was really depressed and I apparently acted like a terrifying robot person and occasionally screamed at people, but that's kind of like fun and kindness
― Toshiro Mifune is my spirit animal (silby), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 01:55 (eleven years ago) link
-- bob marley
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 01:56 (eleven years ago) link
i slept all day for months when i was depressed. but i was smiling under the covers.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 01:59 (eleven years ago) link
--blob marley
― qiqing, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 02:04 (eleven years ago) link
you know who was kind and had a great smile and who was never depressed or lonely? bob marley. also, the mary jane girls.
http://www.chartstats.com/images/artwork/7050.jpg
― scott seward, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 02:04 (eleven years ago) link
why don't these facebook ppl just post bob marley youtubes instead?
― brimstead, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 02:20 (eleven years ago) link
Each bob marley song contains multitudes of macroness
― brimstead, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 02:21 (eleven years ago) link
the whole world is a macro if u put block letters on it
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 02:23 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/599857_10152312571010271_294436530_n.jpg
― qiqing, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 02:50 (eleven years ago) link
I've met more than one numbed-out person who, having been confronted with things they did not want to feel, chose to feel nothing, through frequent application of alcohol, drugs, distractions and denial.
― Aimless, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 02:58 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLFrzkTHP18&feature=youtu.be&t=1m47s
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 02:58 (eleven years ago) link
depp quote would be better illustrated w a still from pirates of the caribbean
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 02:59 (eleven years ago) link
100x better w stills from Crybaby
― there but for the grace of god, go "Wheeeeeeee!" (m bison), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 03:00 (eleven years ago) link
Black Friday shopping you say? I DON'T THINK SO. I think I'll BEAT THE GAME 3 times.
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 03:57 (eleven years ago) link
Facebook satire™
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/481769_10151153648396275_1856480645_n.jpg
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 05:10 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/68421_10151387831638465_949782793_n.jpg
― in the business of making memories (qiqing), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 07:01 (eleven years ago) link
bob marley
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 07:11 (eleven years ago) link
Omniscient, omnipotent, is there nothing Bob 'Macro King' Marley can't do?
― in the business of making memories (qiqing), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 07:16 (eleven years ago) link
Couldn't pour a decent black and tan.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 07:51 (eleven years ago) link
resist the urge to aggressively capitalise
― in the business of making memories (qiqing), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 08:10 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/481701_500928686595981_651297079_n.jpg
-Bob Marley
No, wait
― Bananaman Begins, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 10:18 (eleven years ago) link
^pictured: soursop fruit
soursop seeds contain a neurotioxin, annonacin, that causes atypical parkinsons disease
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 14:46 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/29569_4601981898842_875620176_n.jpg
― Neil S, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 15:38 (eleven years ago) link
wtf some of these are brilliant
really bad analogies written by a "funny" macro maker
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 15:39 (eleven years ago) link
love the e.coli/canadian beef analogy
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 16:19 (eleven years ago) link
Ach, these things have been passed round for decades. And yep, half of them are great.
― emil.y, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 16:33 (eleven years ago) link
obviously all written by the same non high school student
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 16:42 (eleven years ago) link
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y68/Duck-Thane/599849_10152275196530015_900309774_n.jpg
― Van Horn Street, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 16:43 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/K1rQS.png
america finally cooler than canada
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 16:44 (eleven years ago) link
10 needs to be read in a Philip Marlowe voice.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 16:49 (eleven years ago) link