R. Kelly - "Trapped In The Closet"

bridget reminds me of janice soprano

the first five chapters of this are legit classic. the rest a bit less so

and by "a bit" i mean "a lot," yet i still kinda wanna watch these new ones even if i could barely finish the later ones

i think the whole thing was starting to come off the rails even by chapter 4 or 5, but it was a fun few weeks there

i transcribed the lorem ipsum from his little book.

"Textual texting for verbose placement of words. Blah blaeh blah. Crazy ass shit. In a series of uncommon events that involved several good men and women from the greater chicagoland area, the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog. Stream of consciousness. Typing. Man, I could really use a good sandwich right now. Or some spaghetti. That shit that Joey was eating in chapter 21 looked pretty damn good."

trapped in the closet remains a good time

still got it

https://www.buzzfeed.com/jimderogatis/parents-told-police-r-kelly-is-keeping-women-in-a-cult

I read that earlier... this is absolutely fucking insane.

Does the same link need to be pasted on every R.Kelly thread tho

I assume it is for the sake of removing any possible shred of doubt people might have about how fucked up R. Kelly is

I mean, if this is how some R. Kelly fans think:

“In the back of our minds, we were thinking (my daughter) could be around him if I was with her,” J. said. “It didn’t really hit home. Even with the Aaliyah situation, now that I think about it, ‘Age Ain’t Nothing But a Number’ ... but you don’t think about that. You grew up with the song, and you like the song.”

then maybe they need to be spoonfed this info

I have actual work I need to get done and I think the point (which I have been making on this board in some fashion over the past 17 years) has been made.

I think it's good that no R. Kelly thread activity is going to be able to go on credibly unaware of this.