I feel like a good folkscolloquialism could come out of all this, like "I saw sasquatch, I did! I ain't just spitting glittery jizz."
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 19:40 (eleven years ago) link
Me: Hey, Mitt! Whatcha got there?
Mitt: This is my magic satchel full of jobs. When I am elected I will open it up and fling massive handfuls of jobs all across this blessed land, which will all grow and produce magic beanstalks for us to climb to the stars!
Me: Not interested.
Mitt: (mumbles) Lazy bastard.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 19:51 (eleven years ago) link
my friend lance made a good facebook holiday thing
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/1105_10151259254167287_1776549527_n.jpg
― scott seward, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 19:55 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/423125_471524109557946_2085276299_n.jpg
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 23:03 (eleven years ago) link
that is pretty perfect.
especially for right-wing craziness, they're usually so tone-deaf.
― j., Wednesday, 21 November 2012 23:20 (eleven years ago) link
With Derek Smalls of Spinal Tap in the back
― Mark G, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 23:25 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/FATPK.jpg
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 22 November 2012 02:06 (eleven years ago) link
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Wednesday, November 21, 2012 2:40 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
you meant to say "forks" and not "folks" right
― some dude, Thursday, 22 November 2012 02:12 (eleven years ago) link
ok, laughed at that one
― ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Thursday, 22 November 2012 02:14 (eleven years ago) link
xp
Those right-wing conspiracy images always have a really distinct look to them. Is it the same person making them all? Also, is that Derek Smalls in the background?
― JRN, Thursday, 22 November 2012 03:41 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/486247_10151151687745197_1633247483_n.jpg
someone on my feed is sharing a whole bunch of these things.
― s.clover, Thursday, 22 November 2012 04:18 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/46041_10151151376145197_1246271942_n.jpg
― s.clover, Thursday, 22 November 2012 04:22 (eleven years ago) link
jaylenoisfreedom.com/hades/submit-to-leno-you-are-at-his-lordships-mercy
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Thursday, 22 November 2012 04:25 (eleven years ago) link
xp scott, not my best work but I couldn't ignore such an odd and sweet request:
http://i46.tinypic.com/20h0tp1.jpg
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 22 November 2012 04:52 (eleven years ago) link
I have seen much, much worse
― mh, Thursday, 22 November 2012 04:54 (eleven years ago) link
omg
<3
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 November 2012 05:40 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/302849_10151118397756851_1893031386_n.jpg
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Thursday, 22 November 2012 08:48 (eleven years ago) link
I just discovered that someone whose updates I unsubscribed from posted a ton of these:
http://sphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/550712_390178134390813_1378676214_n.jpg
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Thursday, 22 November 2012 09:05 (eleven years ago) link
St Augustine of Hippo
― ledge, Thursday, 22 November 2012 09:12 (eleven years ago) link
I don't understand who is saying what in that
― Albert Crampus (NickB), Thursday, 22 November 2012 09:58 (eleven years ago) link
I think the hippo is saying everything cos it's a street evangelist or w/e?
― Joanna Motorhead (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 22 November 2012 10:26 (eleven years ago) link
^sentences that would have once seemed an impossible dream
― Joanna Motorhead (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 22 November 2012 10:27 (eleven years ago) link
hippo is eating grass and facing the wrong way in the first pic, but maybe he's a born-again hippo with a talking bumhole
― Albert Crampus (NickB), Thursday, 22 November 2012 10:44 (eleven years ago) link
Or is it the guy walking past who is trying to talk to the hippo about Jesus?
Seriously tho, it's no joke being chased by a hippo, a lot of people get killed by them in Africa. The deadliest (to humans) vertebrate animal by some distance I believe.
― Bananaman Begins, Thursday, 22 November 2012 11:02 (eleven years ago) link
anyone who thinks it's the guy talking probably thinks ralph excels at sleeping.
― ledge, Thursday, 22 November 2012 11:17 (eleven years ago) link
guy is definitely doing the talking in the first pic
― Albert Crampus (NickB), Thursday, 22 November 2012 11:27 (eleven years ago) link
that is charles hotham btw if you didn't know that already
― Albert Crampus (NickB), Thursday, 22 November 2012 11:28 (eleven years ago) link
I don't get this.
http://sphotos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/602271_378384028912012_947290591_n.jpg
― Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 22 November 2012 12:15 (eleven years ago) link
kids_these_days.jpg
― c sharp major, Thursday, 22 November 2012 12:50 (eleven years ago) link
lmao horses
― there but for the grace of god, go "Wheeeeeeee!" (m bison), Thursday, 22 November 2012 12:51 (eleven years ago) link
laugh my horse off
― Albert Crampus (NickB), Thursday, 22 November 2012 12:54 (eleven years ago) link
thanks!
― scott seward, Thursday, 22 November 2012 13:33 (eleven years ago) link
someone already shared the princegiving picture. its a facebook sensation now.
― scott seward, Thursday, 22 November 2012 14:17 (eleven years ago) link
awesome! glad to be of some service in spreading cheer
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 22 November 2012 14:26 (eleven years ago) link
prince i thought U said U were a vegetarian U bastard :(
― Albert Crampus (NickB), Thursday, 22 November 2012 14:28 (eleven years ago) link
I thought this was the cape buffalo but doing some quick research apparently cape buffalo is just the most deadly of the big 5?
― Mordy, Thursday, 22 November 2012 15:06 (eleven years ago) link
horse_ecards
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 22 November 2012 16:42 (eleven years ago) link
ATTN: SELFISH ASSHOLES. NOT JUST TRUE, SO TRUE.
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10152320452390002&set=a.10152037774755002.896816.227721625001&type=1&theater
― qiqing, Thursday, 22 November 2012 21:53 (eleven years ago) link
She was just hangin on for that crappy dinner date, I'm sure.
― emilys., Friday, 23 November 2012 00:07 (eleven years ago) link
"massive heart attack"
― make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Friday, 23 November 2012 00:08 (eleven years ago) link
I saw the picture and at first was like, whoa, his wife hooked him up with some old broad, what's the angle?
― mh, Friday, 23 November 2012 00:09 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/IuPmI.jpg
Planetary alignment that will take place Dec 3, 2012 is dead-on alignment with the Pyramids at Giza. Please SHARE this Rare Opportunity!!!PLANETS INLINE: MERCURY / VENUS / SATURN
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― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, 23 November 2012 00:54 (eleven years ago) link
mom dinner story is kinda creepy
― crüt, Friday, 23 November 2012 01:12 (eleven years ago) link
is that true? It's neat if so xp
― Mordy, Friday, 23 November 2012 01:13 (eleven years ago) link
depends on where you stand
― Fieri-brand sausages into my and your ready holes (silby), Friday, 23 November 2012 01:47 (eleven years ago) link
^^http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/badastronomy/2012/08/20/planetary-alignment-pyramid-scheme/
― Roz, Friday, 23 November 2012 04:14 (eleven years ago) link
it's only happens
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, 23 November 2012 05:01 (eleven years ago) link
It's only happens when it rains.
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 23 November 2012 08:48 (eleven years ago) link
2,737 years to get that macro right and yet they still fuck up the grammar
― Albert Crampus (NickB), Friday, 23 November 2012 09:11 (eleven years ago) link