"It followed me here. I think it's a chase longue."
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 00:01 (eleven years ago) link
"Speaking to Louis XIV is like trying to have a conversation with a piece of furniture."
― Grampsy, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 00:04 (eleven years ago) link
"And I tell you again that yesterday this was two pugs and a cat called Marmaduke!"
― Grampsy, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 00:05 (eleven years ago) link
"But you asked me to bring up anything heavy I had in my subconscious!"
― Grampsy, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 00:10 (eleven years ago) link
"I found these two perverts stuffing it in the lumber room."
― Grampsy, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 00:11 (eleven years ago) link
Grampsy is goin' off
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 00:12 (eleven years ago) link
"I don't know the mens' names, but the sofa's called Sven."
― Grampsy, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 00:13 (eleven years ago) link
Have a couch!
― paula boradwell (crüt), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 00:16 (eleven years ago) link
"Since he got the role in The Mousetrap he's become such a fucking divan."
― Grampsy, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 00:16 (eleven years ago) link
"Are you an exorcist? Satan is in my Ottoman."
― Grampsy, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 00:22 (eleven years ago) link
"They're transhumance nomads, they're used to it."
― Grampsy, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 00:24 (eleven years ago) link
"It's for my daughter's dollhouse. You are a shrink, right?"
― Grampsy, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 00:30 (eleven years ago) link
Nice!
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 00:35 (eleven years ago) link
OK, that one. (xpost, i.e. me too)
― Mark G, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 00:37 (eleven years ago) link
Someone else enter it for me, I'm not a real person.
― Grampsy, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 00:52 (eleven years ago) link
I'll do the biz.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 00:55 (eleven years ago) link
"Why are you sitting in my chair? You're a mover! Get back to work!"
― s.clover, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 03:55 (eleven years ago) link
good afternoon. please take a seat.
― bill paxman (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 04:03 (eleven years ago) link
"Hi boss. I found you some new slaves."
― abanana, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 04:44 (eleven years ago) link
"You know, this is exactly the kind of mundane and boring situation that gets turned into a New Yorker caption competition."
― Dermot O'Leary, picks up the rice in a church where a wedding has been (snoball), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 11:27 (eleven years ago) link
"Next time you take on new patients, I suggest you read the prenup."
― (alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 24 November 2012 01:16 (eleven years ago) link
The finallists for the "join the dots bloke"..
"One thing led to another.""He's not finished.""He makes me feel young again."
"He's not finished."
"He makes me feel young again."
mmm. OK, fair play to at least two of those..
― Mark G, Monday, 26 November 2012 09:07 (eleven years ago) link
If this is a red cross, my guess is it'll fill in later. If it isn't, I was right..
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/12/03/p465/121203_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 26 November 2012 09:08 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/12/03/p290/121203_contest_p290.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 26 November 2012 09:09 (eleven years ago) link
Any ideas?
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 26 November 2012 12:29 (eleven years ago) link
vg+
― Mark G, Monday, 26 November 2012 12:33 (eleven years ago) link
Really, there's nothing legit to say there outside of an idea joke.
― (alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 26 November 2012 15:57 (eleven years ago) link
or maybe an Ikea joke?
― Mark G, Monday, 26 November 2012 15:57 (eleven years ago) link
or an IKEA joke maybe
― (alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 26 November 2012 15:58 (eleven years ago) link
or possibly an idea joke
TIMIN!
― Mark G, Monday, 26 November 2012 15:58 (eleven years ago) link
"i'm afraid we're going to have to replace you with someone who is more efficient"
― Z S, Monday, 26 November 2012 16:09 (eleven years ago) link
"Who dressed the gumball machine in a suit and put it on Todd's chair? And why is it empty?"
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Monday, 26 November 2012 16:10 (eleven years ago) link
"Hey! Who turned out the lights? Hey! Who turned out the lights? Hey..."
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 26 November 2012 18:07 (eleven years ago) link
"No one is getting sleepy, Jerry. Quit stalling and present the quarterly report."
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Monday, 26 November 2012 18:11 (eleven years ago) link
"How many of us will it take to..."
― goole, Monday, 26 November 2012 18:21 (eleven years ago) link
"I'd like to welcome our new economic advisor..."
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 26 November 2012 18:42 (eleven years ago) link
"I wish -- just once -- that for lunch you'd do something besides dim sum."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 26 November 2012 18:45 (eleven years ago) link
"Christ, what an asshole."
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Monday, 26 November 2012 18:46 (eleven years ago) link
"I'm sorry, I didn't catch that. My head is in a giant glass globe."
― s.clover, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 19:24 (eleven years ago) link
"I know that's not a snow globe, Jim. You just need to do something about your dandruff."
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 19:29 (eleven years ago) link
"I have our future earnings report right here. Look deeply into my head."
― and I scream Fieri Eiffel Tower High (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 19:32 (eleven years ago) link
"So would you say signs point to yes?"
― (alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 23:43 (eleven years ago) link
These sales figures are gumbelievable!
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 23:54 (eleven years ago) link
"For Christ's sake, Bob, see a doctor and get that lanced."
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 19:15 (eleven years ago) link
"The suit passes muster, Taylor. It's the non-standard head that this board will not tolerate."
― Grampsy, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 23:29 (eleven years ago) link
"Do nothing at all? You know, I like that, Brian."
― Grampsy, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 23:32 (eleven years ago) link
"A vote of no confidence? You big fucking cum-bubble."
― Grampsy, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 23:34 (eleven years ago) link
"We get it. This is about more than a new flavor of catfood. Goldfish have rights too."
― Grampsy, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 23:36 (eleven years ago) link
"So how was your solo ballooning holiday, Cuthbert?"
― Grampsy, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 23:38 (eleven years ago) link