worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

a bit dutch, a bit generally scandinavian, a bit generally weird.

my Dutch colleague insists that everything is Dutch

What did he do on that food network show that got him his job, anyway?

not sure if this is a serious question or rhetorical but Next Food Network Star (the competition show he won) is a mix of Top Chef style cooking challenges and on-camera stuff

yeah, pretty rhetorical, but his work in the cooking challenges wasn't at all road food-inspired iirc

I watched the show that year but don't really remember anything about it other than that Guy won

I think I mostly watched another season of it and the show was absolutely horrible

I could not deal with that show, because the most insufferable people were the ones likeliest to last the longest.

I could not deal with that show this earth, because the most insufferable people were the ones likeliest to last the longest.

otm

http://i.imgur.com/yXkc7.gif

hahaha

hey guys it took a long time to finish this thread in between work, have had this tab open for over a week

Years later, found out 90% of the shit on their walls was fake (or just didn't belong to who they said it did).

;_; the one time my parents decided we should go to the then-new, no longer extant Sydney one I thought it was p gross but requested that we sit in the booth under Robert Smith's guitar, don't ruin my precious memories

the garlic mafioso dipshit

nailed

an asshaoli as it were

It's the Guy Fieri menu item generator: http://rvcc2.raritanval.edu/~tmcc3535/guy.html#

White History Month Bread Pudding
Lovingly roasted Bread Pudding with church lady casserole with the soup mix

Obnoxiously Loud TV Personality Chicken
Lovingly frozen Chicken with live octopus

hahaha

So good I almost can't believe it was randomly generated*:

"White History Month Potatoes
Sensibly fried potatoes with sweet tears"

*: ... unless I reflect on the three dozen times I pressed the button & got something less good

Malibu Donkey-Sauce
Gently roasted Donkey-Sauce with Donkey Sauce

yo dawg, I heard you like donkey sauce

lol

Jeffrey-flavored Potatoes
Pungently minced Potatoes with whatever looks good around here

White History Month Donkey-Sauce
Rougly prepared hot on outside, frozen in center Donkey-Sauce with help me please

Jeffrey-flavored Cheeseburger
Gently torched Cheeseburger with ketchup

Crispy Cupcake
Decadently torched Cupcake with live octopus

Obnoxiously Loud TV Personality Beef
Apathetically killed Beef with children's cough syrup

Oh dear.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/the-reviews-of-guy-fieris-new-smore-indoors-pi

who would ever buy that, good god

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr02/2013/1/2/13/enhanced-buzz-31444-1357152006-16.jpg

looks like a necrorune made of elder flesh and incised with the Blade of Immortals

It looks like it is made up of pus and decaying roaches.

Why is it spicy? I mean, I'm all about chocolate and chili but this isn't like a flourless Mexican chocolate and ancho chili torte. It's a fucking marshmallow and chocolate chip pizza.

::hurls::

I'm looking at the picture on the box and still wondering why anyone thought, yeah, this could be pretty good

Also the box doesn't say it's spicy, and I think that Guy Fieri has a duty to warn potential buyers. Therefore, I will represent smorelover, veryupsetmom, Noellesmommy, and clubmember59 in a class action lawsuit for culinary negligence.

moldy deerpoop pizza

Spice on smores is an inherently sick and twisted concept.

Nobody says what kind of spice, so I'm imagining it to be some hot curry powder.

ohhh no. oh no no no.

Guy Fieri kitchen research squad at work starting at 1:30:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v78R3BlQVfE

I'd be willing to buy this and eat it and liveblog it on ilx

Better you than me

liveblog death by eating suppurating roaches and pus

the susurrus of the dying roaches as they bake in the oven

'take and bake' pizza chain papa murphy's has a s'mores pizza. it's pretty good.

http://www.papamurphys.com/OurMenu/Overview/Sides/SidesHeading/SmoresDessertPizza

s'mores are disgusting generally. I don't understand marshmallows.

Me neither. Same for meringue(s) and divinity.

Also the box doesn't say it's spicy, and I think that Guy Fieri has a duty to warn potential buyers. Therefore, I will represent smorelover, veryupsetmom, Noellesmommy, and clubmember59 in a class action lawsuit for culinary negligence.

― carl agatha, Wednesday, January 2, 2013 4:33 PM (2 hours ago)

lollllll

veryupsetmom!

It looks like an infected scab pizza.