I'mma lay your LOLs on the dresser and EXCELSIOR them shits with a spiked bat!

Everybody did shit, art happened!

You guys can mock this all you want but that flight attendant basically lived every ILXor's fantasy

most of my fantasies involve Halle Berry and enough cocaine to kill Kansas (the band)

We're all front desk attendants in the Texas hotel of life.

You guys can mock this all you want but that fictional flight attendant basically did something that didn't happen

most of my fantasies involve Halle Berry and enough cocaine to kill Kansas (the band)

― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Monday, November 19, 2012 10:20 PM (6 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Let me see if I follow you: You're in a hotel room with Halle Berry. Kansas (the band) is also in this hotel room. While you're boning Halle Berry, Kansas is in the corner, blowing rails and playing Dust in the Wind over and over until they die? Dude, that's weird.

*begins to applause*

damn ilx just got called out by the frog. the truth hurts.

I thought this was a judgment-free zone *cries, runs away while "Carry On My Wayward Son" plays in the background*

dont cha cry no mo

LIKE
BOOM
barf

the fact that Whiney felt compelled to post that kinda makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside, all is right with the world

there are several posters on this board who don't bring much to the table, but it takes a special kind of poster to actively take things off the table

every ilxor's dream is to do something that never actually happened, which is why so many wish they didn't exist.

I'm halfway to completion after reading Mr. Que's version of that fantasy

what was that thread where someone kicked a homophobe out of a hotel, was that hoos

I think frog is on the verge of ascending to the next level, personally

I don't think we're ready for a super saien frogbs

my kingdom for sb.

DJP: "Soon, the members of Kansas will be dead, DEAD! Then at last I will be alone with my Halle!"

LIKE
BOOM
barf

― (alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Monday, November 19, 2012 5:29 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Worst Black Eyed Peas track.

http://i.imgur.com/XvUUT.png

^^ all worth it

http://i.imgur.com/rfHN7.jpg

lol phil d

I dunno, there are worse Black Eyed Peas tracks.

I thought this was a judgment-free zone *cries, runs away while "Carry On My Wayward Son" plays in the background*

― I loves you, PORGI (DJP)

dont cha cry no mo

― beef richards (Mr. Que)

Haha.

didn't kid rock beat eminem in some early rap competitions?

― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, November 20, 2012 11:47 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah he choked, he was so mad, but he wouldnt give up that easy

― lag∞n, Tuesday, November 20, 2012 11:50 AM (2 minutes ago)

I am certain I voted Tag Team

― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, November 20, 2012 7:59 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Whoomp! (No You Didn't)

― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, November 20, 2012 8:02 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

thats the clearnet thread, this is deepweb

― ╔囧╗╔囧╝╚囧╝╚囧╗╔囧╗ (am0n), Tuesday, November 20, 2012 4:32 PM

hold on let me take a look at this death dick... son thats a fine white penis you have there, its got everything in the world going for it, now go out and have a wonderful time

― lag∞n, Tuesday, November 20, 2012 9:04 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

My Son, Age 25, Has Never Been Around for a Cooler-Than-Average Month

this is a little ambiguous

― iatee, Wednesday, November 21, 2012 2:13 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

didnt know u were a dad iatee congrats

― lag∞n, Wednesday, November 21, 2012 2:14 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the world stopped being cool when I became a dad

― iatee, Wednesday, November 21, 2012 2:22 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

What's the difference between House and Techno?

― I'll take the jangle-jangle over the throb-throb (brg30), Wednesday, November 21, 2012 9:16 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the bank never foreclosed on my techno ::sobs::

― some dude, Wednesday, November 21, 2012 9:25 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i laughed at this for a good minute

nice

Hahahhaha

that is a-level, yes.

Love it!

easy but effective, 8.2

classic some dude

you guys are all posting on this thread while cooking a turducken for thanksgiving, right?

― some dude, Thursday, November 22, 2012 3:30 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

why do you always immediately jump to getting personal with me, balls?

― DJ Admiral Crackbar - IT'S THE TRAP!!! (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, November 26, 2012 7:21 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a question asked by many a man

― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Monday, November 26, 2012 7:22 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

domino's is the worst, but i don't think i've ever had pizza from a local place -- no matter how awful and unpromising it looked on the outside -- that wasn't better than any of the above-mentioned chains.

― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, November 26, 2012 11:50 AM (1 minute ago)

come to Boston/Cambridge, I will introduce to the culinary horror show that is PIZZA RING

― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Monday, November 26, 2012 11:51 AM (1 minute ago)

I have no interest in your sexual practices.

― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, November 26, 2012 11:52 AM (25 seconds ago)

beat me by 7 seconds

now the biscuit is soggy

an inevitable consequence of Pizza Ring

English Public School Pizza

http://tompride.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/cameron-bullingdon-club.jpg

can you imagine the state of that biscuit by the time these toffs were done with it?

wankers

note Psy leaning against the door at the back

they graduated from biscuits to whole polities, eh wot