why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

Does Jesus text with the Easter Bunny too?

Thinking of starting a meta-meme where we replace "-Bob Marley" with "-Shabba Ranks"

SHABA

"Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent."

- Shabba Ranks

A 50- something year old white woman arrived at her seat on a crowded flight and immediately didn't want the seat. The seat was next to a black man. Disgusted, the woman immediately summoned the flight attendant and demanded a new seat. The woman said "I cannot sit here next to this black man." The fight attendant said "Let me see if I can find another seat." After checking, the flight attendant r
eturned and stated "Ma'am, there are no more seats in economy, but I will check with the captain and see if there is something in first class." About 10 minutes went by and the flight attendant returned and stated "The captain has confirmed that there are no more seats in economy, but there is one in first class. It is our company policy to never move a person from economy to first class, but being that it would be some sort of scandal to force a person to sit next to an UNPLEASANT person, the captain agreed to make the switch to first class." Before the woman could say anything, the attendant gestured to the black man and said, "Therefore sir, if you would so kindly retrieve your personal items, we would like to move you to the comfort of first class as the captain doesn't want you to sit next to an unpleasant person." Passengers in the seats nearby began to applause while some gave a standing ovation.

LIKE
If you are against racism,

BOOM.

barf

"A pair of sunglasses then descended from an overhead compartment onto the head of the flight attendant, who remarked to the woman, 'Deal with it.'"

the woman was like thanks i got what i wanted

^^ haha yes

racism: it's unpleasant

50-something year old white women be racist

"I cannot sit here next to this black man."

I wonder if you could pretend to be racist to get free seat upgrades for your black friends

the silent nobility of the black man in this story is what moves me the most

a hoos would have thrown her out of the plane

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs2/1639070_o.gif

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=h60r2HPsiuM&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Thanks for the link, Dad. Only love of DOG can put me over the top. I see that now!

the silent nobility of the black man in this story is what moves me the most

― sug ones (omar little), Monday, November 19, 2012 4:09 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

TBF, the story leaves out his reactions, such as "Thankyuh miss" and "this sho is fancy!"

xp re: math worship video. The soundtrack is cringeworthy. Is your dad also a pythagorean? Hint: if so, he would not eat beans.

My dad is catholic. I was catholic. That video is not catholic.

ZZZZZZZZZZ = 260%

*secret agents immediately corner zachlyon for his beautiful mind*

nothing can ever go wrong as long as i'm asleep

wait how the fuck could you give a standing ovation in an airplane? I CALL BULLSHIT

the captain is in charge of all seating arrangements and can approve seating upgrades on the fly, yes, that much HAS to be true, because he is a male authority figure, i mean, right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlRnAa1NtBc

the professor smiled

the jar is full of bees

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/405030_294203740691388_421290071_n.jpg

caption: "ironic".

man that shit looks cool

Damn, I was coming here to post the philosophy professor thing.

Wait, is that true, or could the airline get sued for that, and why don't they?

Anyway, the white lady has an attitude. Do those passengers have any sense? The flight should be grounded immediately! No one's accusing her of being a terrorist, but someone causing conflict on an airplane should be booted or the plane should be grounded.

Is this story real?

Speaking of Facebook, I can't take all of the religious propaganda on it. I mean, I don't like opening it every day and seeing your sappy anti-abortion artwork. They're all getting blocked.

Also cf. Jet Blue story, a favorite of mine:

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/08/10/nyregion/10attendant.html

predator drones are so weird looking, it's like they don't have eyes, like animals that evolve in deep dark caves

http://i390.photobucket.com/albums/oo346/HadrianVIII/marleyfacebook.jpg

Hadrian VIII for presidetn.

lmao

Wait, is that true

no.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcel8mW2J41rce4duo1_500.png

lol dude has his own quote on his wall and is reading a newspaper about himself, what a fucking egomaniac

man nyt really scrutinizing steven slater. it's not a mystery!

LOL @ jealous Jesus what psychopath writes these?

Suggested alt thread title

Today and every day, I find solace in the fact that I am insignificant. 1 of 7 billion, in 1 solar system of billions, in 1 galaxy of billions, in an entirely endless universe of amazing and unimaginable possibilities. I could ruin my life and do nothing, but in the scale of things, nothing really matters. If I mess up, it makes no difference. And in a backwards way, I love it. It means I have nothing to lose. This realization has helped me find the courage to make difficult decisions and take calculated risks. It’s one of the primary reasons my web start-up is going to make over six figures this year.

It means everything you lose has total significance to you, but little to the world if you succeed, imo

facebook means everything to Mark Zuckerberg's life, but at the heat death of the universe, both will mean nothing.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mchyeaVITW1r6jc0lo1_1280.png

I don't know, both sides look delicious to me.

that dog has a huge head