this is where we commend whoever edits football pictures for the guardian

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that must be so horrible, and yet HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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zvookster, Sunday, 18 November 2012 23:28 (eleven years ago) link

lol who's the the preposterous photoshopped looking dude behind him with the face too big for his head

― r|t|c, Sunday, November 18, 2012 3:47 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark

that'd be jos 'square head' hooiveld, seen here snuggling up with richard chaplow:

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h195/seanphotobucket/x2_9ee514c.jpg

jabba hands, Sunday, 18 November 2012 23:43 (eleven years ago) link

actual face size

http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/1686/hooiveldsouthampton.png

Number None, Sunday, 18 November 2012 23:49 (eleven years ago) link

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2012/11/21/1353532199039/Rafael-Benitez-004.jpg

beautifully chosen

r|t|c, Thursday, 22 November 2012 00:13 (eleven years ago) link

light of a lucky sun finally shining on him, yet a look of foreboding, own hand covering neck in trepidation or is it self-strangling in desperation

r|t|c, Thursday, 22 November 2012 00:16 (eleven years ago) link

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/64449000/jpg/_64449673_64449672.jpg

from bbc... sinister.

Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Thursday, 29 November 2012 12:50 (eleven years ago) link

is it me or are there much better/weirder pics of fergie in the last year or so? maybe his face has just got more gnarled.

Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Thursday, 29 November 2012 12:51 (eleven years ago) link

Wenger's fucking obsessed with that coat. Every major incident on the field leads to a zipping or unzipping or pocket fumbling.

studge_siren.gif (onimo), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 13:21 (eleven years ago) link

The shirt and tie under it is a slightly deranged touch. He'd be better going full ninja.

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 13:31 (eleven years ago) link

from the mail
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/12/04/article-2242710-16576317000005DC-700_634x465.jpg

mizzell, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 15:03 (eleven years ago) link

did Robbie Keane dress like that before he was an LA superhunk?

Shane Richie Junior (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 16:53 (eleven years ago) link

Those thirteen people don't look like hundreds of eager fans to me.

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 17:28 (eleven years ago) link

another evil one, these need to be collaged

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/64634000/jpg/_64634352_alex_ferguson_pa.jpg

Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Friday, 7 December 2012 16:30 (eleven years ago) link

u love him, admit it

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Friday, 7 December 2012 16:47 (eleven years ago) link

that guy is like the face of every evil cunt alive.

― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Saturday, 20 October 2012 10:13 (1 month ago) Bookmark

never could decide if this was about the kirkland attacker or the photo above it

r|t|c, Friday, 7 December 2012 17:41 (eleven years ago) link

kirkland attacker! though now you mention it...

Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Saturday, 8 December 2012 09:20 (eleven years ago) link

nice one on the BBC site tonight

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/64790000/jpg/_64790047_64789822.jpg

BANJOS ARE ALWAYS RACIST (onimo), Saturday, 15 December 2012 22:37 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/12/16/article-2248946-168A2938000005DC-89_634x415.jpg

like this one in the daily mail

r|t|c, Monday, 17 December 2012 14:45 (eleven years ago) link

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/64831000/jpg/_64831731_redknapp_hughes_pa.jpg

bbc

lol is this even a real non-shopped photo

r|t|c, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 14:16 (eleven years ago) link

excuse me wtf r u doin?

▼ardkore mort▼ (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 12 January 2013 18:14 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/PmsT2.jpg

couldnt resist

r|t|c, Sunday, 13 January 2013 16:12 (eleven years ago) link

http://u.goal.com/214400/214417hp2.jpg

M'Vila not interested in QPR move
The 22-year-old's agent insists that his client will hold out for a larger offer, although admits that there has been no contact from Arsenal for the exiled France international.

r|t|c, Thursday, 17 January 2013 12:40 (eleven years ago) link

M'Vila not interested in Xbox
M'Vila not interested in a Haribo
M'Vila not interested in going to the cinema
M'Vila not interested in having a go on the swings

r|t|c, Thursday, 17 January 2013 12:44 (eleven years ago) link

lol

Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Thursday, 17 January 2013 12:59 (eleven years ago) link

the transfer window is basically half term for child kidnappers

"look yann, loic's playing fifa, don't you want to play with him? eh? come on loic, you want yann to play with you don't you?"

"NO I WANT TO PLAY WITH UNCLE TONY AGAIN YANN SMELLS"

"fuck's sake"

r|t|c, Thursday, 17 January 2013 13:25 (eleven years ago) link

Probably against thread rules as it's BBC not the Guardian, but this picture of Danny Graham is the best they could find?
http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/65351000/jpg/_65351207_cdf_160113_arsenal_v_swansea_09.jpg

CraigG, Saturday, 19 January 2013 11:41 (eleven years ago) link

seems appropriate enough if he's being linked with norwich :)

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/65246000/jpg/_65246306_159349776.jpg

i always lol at this pic of chris wood they keep using

r|t|c, Saturday, 19 January 2013 12:03 (eleven years ago) link

lose the QPR badge, and Joe Jordan looks like he should be ensconced on a throne aboard some intergalactic battleship there

Ismael Klata, Friday, 1 February 2013 13:59 (eleven years ago) link

His coat almost has a Ming The Merciless feel.

pandemic, Friday, 1 February 2013 14:21 (eleven years ago) link

I'm trying to remember what cartoon or comic strip the Harry pic reminds me of.

BTW is that Les Ferdinand lurking in the shadows behind Harry's arse? He really did bring his entire Spurs team with him.

Ballboy to Afghanistan (LocalGarda), Friday, 1 February 2013 14:25 (eleven years ago) link

haha that guy looks nothing like sir les and yet i kinda see it. same strangely dead eyes perhaps

we did try (and apparently fail) to get him and clive allen to come along but it's surely understandable when it's them two

r|t|c, Friday, 1 February 2013 17:13 (eleven years ago) link

Clive Allen had nothing better to do than co-commentate on the Stuttgart-Bayern game for ESPN at the weekend.

pandemic, Friday, 1 February 2013 17:39 (eleven years ago) link

Do co-commentators and minor pundits get decent wedge? I'm grudgingly impressed by the shift the likes of Burley and Townsend put in, if not the content - one or other is on every other stream I get, regardless of origin or suitability.

Ismael Klata, Friday, 1 February 2013 18:02 (eleven years ago) link

few grand a time you'd think?

every soulless meta poster is a ✰ (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 1 February 2013 18:03 (eleven years ago) link

need hardworking combative midfielders to provide the most workmanlike and perfunctory colour commentary

every soulless meta poster is a ✰ (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 1 February 2013 18:04 (eleven years ago) link

stewart robson the miserable former arsenal bawbag was of that type iirc?

every soulless meta poster is a ✰ (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 1 February 2013 18:05 (eleven years ago) link


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