why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

legless took down that elephant thing pretty hardcore

Both of these showed up in my feed within an hour of each other. Can we get a fucking moratorium on this shit?
Jesus christ.

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/534631_491912430841671_1135382036_n.jpg
(care of "Red White And Blue News")

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/404996_438383596221518_1518691969_n.jpg
(care of "Republican Family Values)

Stanley Tucci...is Satan? (Or Satanas?)

Stanley Tucci is the lead singer of Santana, yes

i was like who's allfa mous and why did he get so quoted

I sure hope Gene fucking Wilder gets some kind of royalty off those.

of course he does, keanu reeves made more money off gifs than all the matrix movies combined

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/408989_10151125308071342_677570378_n.jpg

"Oh, so you decided to reverse my photo?"

"tell me more about your pirated copy of photoshop"

warning: takei got a tumblr

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=500991803267604&set=a.244903342209786.71434.212514318782022&type=1&theater

OMG Einstine wai we no listen2u?

Woops, formatting erroor.

https://www.facebook.com/TheIDEAlistRevolution

holy fuck this page

i get ~2-4 of those per week : /

pretty good red flag whenever anyone who is not a physicist uses the word 'masses'

http://i.imgur.com/WPSWn.jpg

^^ all those will generally keep a well functioning body functioning well. Beyond that, they usually do no harm. But all these are widely available during cholera epidemics and don't really perform up to a high standard in such situations.

and they can't write you a prescription for cialis

doctor 6: DIE

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/72084_488771544489630_2139508110_n.jpg

er...

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/72084_488771544489630_2139508110_n.jpg

our society...

that was a hilarious folktale long before it was a terrible comic with the phrase "utilize the mule" in it

mule usings

really annoying that they missed obvious punchline scenario where they're carrying the mule on their backs

think that may be the punchline in the folktale

http://www.deborahkbates.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/facebook_-1252685022.jpg

If Ancient Ayurvedic proverbs are wrong, this child is probably already dead.

^^ Mary Baker Eddy eat your heart out!

mule /= donkey

http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Sufism/Nasrudin#People.27s_talk

It's all pictures of dead babies v. pictures of Nazis on my feed in the last 24 hours.

nasrudin is dope, why can't all these people trade nasrudin stories instead

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/295862_565413170152568_901805568_n.jpg

Courtesy of our very own Drugs A. Money! (He didn't seem to agree with it, by the way)

http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/480696_445969382128718_1657520889_n.jpg

"Because whenever its Christmas the kids only wait for you and not me! They only celebrate Christmas because of you! Why Santa, why not Jesus? -Dec. 25 is for Jesus not for Santa. (Repost if You Believe in Jesus !) P.S He Knows You Looked <3 - deny me in front of your friends and I will deny you in front of my Father"
-- Mark 25:13

– Bob Marley

Because Santa comes once a year, whereas we've been waiting for blummin ages for the second coming.

A'right?

(xpost)

Matthew 10:32-33 iirc, it's known as "the denial of Santa"

http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/8082/55009755297371471729012.jpg

GENIUS has six letters
     but so does STUPID

DICK has four letters
but so does BUTT

Q: Are we not MEN?
A: DEVO has four letters

SANTA has five letters
But JESUS hasn't seen the mailman for years

LOL @ jealous Jesus what psychopath writes these?

Jesus: I'm Sad.

Does Jesus text with the Easter Bunny too?

Thinking of starting a meta-meme where we replace "-Bob Marley" with "-Shabba Ranks"

SHABA

"Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent."