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we should make a list of all the US giant shitty sit-down family/fun overpriced chain restaurants; I know they vary from area to area

Golden Corral
Dave and Buster's
TGIFriday's
Cheesecake Factory
Chili's
Applebee's
Sizzlers
Bonanza
Olive Garden
Ponderosa
Macaroni Grill
Red Lobster

Everybody did shit, art happened! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 16 November 2012 15:13 (eleven years ago) link

kinda thinking the frug deserves his own thread already

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 16 November 2012 15:13 (eleven years ago) link

we have had so many threads about american casual dining chains

乒乓, Friday, 16 November 2012 15:14 (eleven years ago) link

Best Casual Dining Restaurant Chain

乒乓, Friday, 16 November 2012 15:14 (eleven years ago) link

this is my first foray into this world dayo
i forgot about boston market
who will rep for boston market. i will not.

Everybody did shit, art happened! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 16 November 2012 15:15 (eleven years ago) link

yeah let's keep it on track here

THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 16 November 2012 15:15 (eleven years ago) link

I learned from that thread, for example, that there is a restaurant called "Claim Jumper" and it's not supposed to be a "Clam Jumper" which is something I think women wear

乒乓, Friday, 16 November 2012 15:15 (eleven years ago) link

I had dinner at the cheesecake factory last night because I was in the mall and it was there and it was pretty good. I am not ashamed.

ENBB, Friday, 16 November 2012 15:15 (eleven years ago) link

like a fannypack

乒乓, Friday, 16 November 2012 15:16 (eleven years ago) link

this is a thread about anthropomorphic pigs in bowling shirts who own much-derided restaurants in new york city

THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 16 November 2012 15:16 (eleven years ago) link

that is a list of the restaurants in the "area" (the area of town where people go when they are going out to dinner or shopping or both, usually) of my hometown. y'all are some urbane mfers if going to chili's/macaroni grill/applebee's isn't somewhat familiar to you. i'm not saying i love to go to these places, but they're not where martians congregate.

passion it person (La Lechera), Friday, 16 November 2012 15:16 (eleven years ago) link

One year I couldn't go home for Thanksgiving and didn't realize that the grocery store would be closed so wound up having to eat at Boston Market by myself. It was the saddest Thanksgiving ever.

ENBB, Friday, 16 November 2012 15:16 (eleven years ago) link

also pbs pedophiles who cook mush and admonish you for eating too much salt

THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 16 November 2012 15:16 (eleven years ago) link

Bennigans
Famous Dave's

Oh man did I tell you guys I went on a few dates with someone and she wanted to meet at a TGI Friday's for dinner and wtf

under minnesota shakedown (mh), Friday, 16 November 2012 15:17 (eleven years ago) link

LL totally otm

under minnesota shakedown (mh), Friday, 16 November 2012 15:17 (eleven years ago) link

who had the better fries, bennigans or houlihan's, i can't remember now.

THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 16 November 2012 15:17 (eleven years ago) link

one of them put like garlic or gold dust or coke or unicorn horn shavings on their fries.

THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 16 November 2012 15:18 (eleven years ago) link

back in the day there was chi-chi's
i mean big whoop

i ate at an old country buffet for thanksgiving once, that was not fun but it was also a little bit charming and i tried to smile at people. make the best of it.

passion it person (La Lechera), Friday, 16 November 2012 15:18 (eleven years ago) link

I went to Bennigan's in the late nineties because it was the only place with 25 beers in tap and another 175 bottled.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 16 November 2012 15:18 (eleven years ago) link

i am an urbane mfer

Everybody did shit, art happened! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 16 November 2012 15:18 (eleven years ago) link

think my 5th birthday party was at a chi-chi's

乒乓, Friday, 16 November 2012 15:19 (eleven years ago) link

oh man, I know a guy who would take his dates to Chi-Chis

under minnesota shakedown (mh), Friday, 16 November 2012 15:19 (eleven years ago) link

i went to all of these places in the 90s! at one point, two dudes who i dated and my best friend all worked at macaroni grill. whatta life!

passion it person (La Lechera), Friday, 16 November 2012 15:19 (eleven years ago) link

One year I couldn't go home for Thanksgiving and didn't realize that the grocery store would be closed so wound up having to eat at Boston Market by myself. It was the saddest Thanksgiving ever.
― ENBB, Friday, November 16, 2012

this IS sad

Everybody did shit, art happened! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 16 November 2012 15:19 (eleven years ago) link

hey i won't hear any shit talk about chi-chi's. i think 11 out of my first 15 birthdays were spent at chi-chi's.

THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 16 November 2012 15:20 (eleven years ago) link

spent mopping the bathrooms, but nevertheless.

THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 16 November 2012 15:20 (eleven years ago) link

One year I couldn't go home for Thanksgiving and didn't realize that the grocery store would be closed so wound up having to eat at Boston Market by myself. It was the saddest Thanksgiving ever.

That is sad! Was Boston Market the only place that was open?

this will surprise many (Nicole), Friday, 16 November 2012 15:20 (eleven years ago) link

think I would like to go to a PF Chang's at some point

乒乓, Friday, 16 November 2012 15:21 (eleven years ago) link

My first date as a teen was at TGI Friday's

Moodles, Friday, 16 November 2012 15:21 (eleven years ago) link

i mean, i definitely ate at all these joints and worked at a few too! I think i did a year at The Cooker and definitely a year at an Applebee's.
The thing is that once you eat and work there and then move to a place where they're not your only option, you develop a deep abiding dislike of them as institutions and places to eat. It's not "Oh these yokels with their underdefined tastebuds"; it's "why in god's name would you go there when there's literally a thousand different options in walking distance"

Everybody did shit, art happened! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 16 November 2012 15:22 (eleven years ago) link

PF Chang's is classic "somebody at the office has a birthday let's do lunch" place.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 16 November 2012 15:22 (eleven years ago) link

Loved Chi Chi's as a kid, but c'mon it was pretty gross

Moodles, Friday, 16 November 2012 15:22 (eleven years ago) link

x-posts Boston Market was, in fact, the only place that was open and tbh I was really glad it was because if it hadn't been the whole thing could have been a lot sadder. Maybe. I mean it was my own damn fault for thinking that the grocery store would be open but I was 21 and didn't know anything so.

ENBB, Friday, 16 November 2012 15:22 (eleven years ago) link

hey i won't hear any shit talk about chi-chi's. i think 11 out of my first 15 birthdays were spent at chi-chi's.

I loved their fried ice cream ie the unhealthiest thing I've ate in my life:

http://dessert.betterrecipes.com/uploads/photo/400x300/7/1/716b0eee2ee92beaf07d670fbbaece79.jpg

this will surprise many (Nicole), Friday, 16 November 2012 15:23 (eleven years ago) link

chi-chi's was fucking disgusting but i would have eaten shredded newspaper if you put it in a taco shell so happy birthday to me

THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 16 November 2012 15:23 (eleven years ago) link

applebees is not overpriced! check it- two entrees and an appetizer for $20. sure the entrees consist entirely of celery but what are you going to do?

http://www.applebees.com/menu/2-for-20

road to per diem (brownie), Friday, 16 November 2012 15:23 (eleven years ago) link

Have had celebratory work lunches at:

Chilli's
Red Lobster
Olive Garden
Macaroni Grill

Moodles, Friday, 16 November 2012 15:23 (eleven years ago) link

They like to keep morale high

Moodles, Friday, 16 November 2012 15:24 (eleven years ago) link

Boston Market's creamed spinach and Carver Club sandwiches were good!

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 16 November 2012 15:24 (eleven years ago) link

GUYS THIS THREAD IS ABOUT ME NOT ABOUT DUDES ON PBS

http://media.lehighvalleylive.com/entertainment-general_impact/photo/guy-fieri-cee642e1641d34c5.jpg

beef richards (Mr. Que), Friday, 16 November 2012 15:24 (eleven years ago) link

basically as a small fat child i wanted to live inside the gatefold of zz top's tres hombres

THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 16 November 2012 15:24 (eleven years ago) link

OR CHICHIS

beef richards (Mr. Que), Friday, 16 November 2012 15:24 (eleven years ago) link

THANK YOU, MR. QUE

THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 16 November 2012 15:24 (eleven years ago) link

GUY FIERI WAS BORN OUT OF ZZ TOPS BEARDS

beef richards (Mr. Que), Friday, 16 November 2012 15:24 (eleven years ago) link

HIS MOTHER WAS A CHIMICHANGA

beef richards (Mr. Que), Friday, 16 November 2012 15:25 (eleven years ago) link

HIS FATHER WAS A MOTORCYCLE

beef richards (Mr. Que), Friday, 16 November 2012 15:25 (eleven years ago) link

They have several entrees named like "oriental chicken salad" at Applebees. I felt vaguely uncomfortable when looking at that on the menu.

under minnesota shakedown (mh), Friday, 16 November 2012 15:25 (eleven years ago) link


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