worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

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Harper's is the world leader in leftist jeremiads

Fieri-brand sausages into my and your ready holes (silby), Friday, 16 November 2012 05:03 (eleven years ago) link

not anymore, that's more mother jones/nation territory

Everybody did shit, art happened! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 16 November 2012 05:04 (eleven years ago) link

btw my girlfriend got an applebee's gift card, any recommendations?

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 16 November 2012 05:08 (eleven years ago) link

use it for lockpicking

Fieri-brand sausages into my and your ready holes (silby), Friday, 16 November 2012 05:11 (eleven years ago) link

find a new girlfriend

Fieri-brand sausages into my and your ready holes (silby), Friday, 16 November 2012 05:11 (eleven years ago) link

haha the secret to this Frug guy is that he's a huge racist

Fieri-brand sausages into my and your ready holes (silby), Friday, 16 November 2012 05:15 (eleven years ago) link

lol that this could've been described as "P.C." at some point in our semantic past

Fieri-brand sausages into my and your ready holes (silby), Friday, 16 November 2012 05:16 (eleven years ago) link

does applebee's serve alcohol?

j., Friday, 16 November 2012 05:16 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.applebees.com/menu/appetizers/appetizers

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 16 November 2012 05:16 (eleven years ago) link

I think some applebee's have karaoke and I can't imagine they have karaoke without alcohol

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 16 November 2012 05:17 (eleven years ago) link

applebee's serves copious fieri sized dranks bro

Everybody did shit, art happened! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 16 November 2012 05:29 (eleven years ago) link

Kind of scared to read the Frugal Gourmet article because of how much time I spent watching that show when I was a kid. It really hit me with this amazing sense that people ate other things that I didn't even know existed, like garlic and actual fish and such.

I swear that and Yo MTV Raps were like the two most influential shows from my childhood.

joygoat, Friday, 16 November 2012 06:20 (eleven years ago) link

as I like to relate, I read a Cook's Illustrated editorial once where Kimball wrote admiringly about the practice of chopping off a thief's hands.

didn't read that but maybe it was tongue-in-cheek?

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 16 November 2012 06:26 (eleven years ago) link

it was part of a larger musing about how important and wonderful hands are, and how there was a certain respect for hands something something. It just was bonkers. It didn't scan as sarcasm.

Fieri-brand sausages into my and your ready holes (silby), Friday, 16 November 2012 06:33 (eleven years ago) link

Not Jamie Oliver™ ‏@TheMockneyCook

Living on the edge. I'm getting daring as you like with a blokey bashing of my Danny Dyer inspired double-stacked rodeo burgers. Stroll on.

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 16 November 2012 09:21 (eleven years ago) link

'They’re hanging from the rafters on Thursday nights down there. It’s absolutely crazy'

http://www.businessweek.com/articles/2012-08-23/club-applebees

Number None, Friday, 16 November 2012 11:09 (eleven years ago) link

Applebees has terrible food BUT they have a lot of draft beers and a big drink menu. So if I had a gift card I know what I would put it towards.

this will surprise many (Nicole), Friday, 16 November 2012 11:23 (eleven years ago) link

can't wait for the experience of having a Macallan 12 with my Applebee's chicken soup.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 16 November 2012 12:07 (eleven years ago) link

lol that this could've been described as "P.C." at some point in our semantic past

― Fieri-brand sausages into my and your ready holes (silby), Friday, November 16, 2012 12:16 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i know! like, we've made some slight amount of progress in the last 20 years.

call all destroyer, Friday, 16 November 2012 12:36 (eleven years ago) link

"the most nutritious thing you can have in the morning is simply a gorgeous muffin!"

call all destroyer, Friday, 16 November 2012 12:44 (eleven years ago) link

i'm moving on to other episodes.

"until two months ago, we knew nothing about poland!"

call all destroyer, Friday, 16 November 2012 12:48 (eleven years ago) link

I invented a chicken rice recipe when I was in high school that was:

1 cup rice
1 can Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup
1 cup water

it was fucking good, too

― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, November 16, 2012 1:15 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

My mom and I had some financially tight years when I was a kid and she would make elbow macaroni mixed with canned cream of mushroom soup for dinner A LOT and I loved it* so when our grade school teacher interviewed us to find out what our favorite recipes were to then publish the findings in the paper, that was what I told them and my mother was mortified that I had outed her as a canned-soup-and-macaroni-cooking mother.

*I still love canned cream of mushroom soup.

carl agatha, Friday, 16 November 2012 14:06 (eleven years ago) link

Like, other kids were hilariously butchering recipes for chicken and DUMPLINGS! or hamburgers or lasagna and I'm all "cook some macaroni and open the soup and stir them together!"

carl agatha, Friday, 16 November 2012 14:08 (eleven years ago) link

my mom still puts cream of mushroom soup in everything

THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 16 November 2012 14:14 (eleven years ago) link

tell you one thing, i dreaded bathtime as a kid.

THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 16 November 2012 14:14 (eleven years ago) link

Yep. Cream of mushroom was poured on everything during the Ford-Carter-Reagan era.

Completely disgusting foods our parents ate

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 16 November 2012 14:20 (eleven years ago) link

the cream of mushroom/cream of celery/rice/chicken thigh casserole/hot dish is still super tasty fyi

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, 16 November 2012 14:28 (eleven years ago) link

cream of celery is for savages

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 16 November 2012 14:30 (eleven years ago) link

creamy of celery: "we don't really want it to have any flavor, not so much, but if you could give the texture and color of puke in the gutter on the day after saint pat's, that'd be great."

THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 16 November 2012 14:32 (eleven years ago) link

celery is the food I hate most in the world and just thinking about cream of celery soup makes me feel a little sick

ENBB, Friday, 16 November 2012 14:35 (eleven years ago) link

cream of celery is for savages

ENBB, Friday, 16 November 2012 14:35 (eleven years ago) link

Real talk, I love applebees riblets

ums (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 16 November 2012 14:37 (eleven years ago) link

I love celery! Never liked cream of celery soup, though. My mom was strictly a cream of mushroom chef.

this will surprise many (Nicole), Friday, 16 November 2012 14:37 (eleven years ago) link

Celery should be consumed in Bloody Marys and no where else

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 16 November 2012 14:39 (eleven years ago) link

i'd eat celery if you put some bread and cheese and ham and other vegetables on and around it

THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 16 November 2012 14:40 (eleven years ago) link

ugh I hate it. I know that most people doens't think it tastes like much but it tastes like dying to me. I can sort of stomach really small pieces of it as long as it's hidden but that's about it. I'm totally down with cream of mushroom soup though. I've seen my mother cook exactly one time in my entire life and it was a cream of mushroom based tuna noodle casserole and it was divine.

ENBB, Friday, 16 November 2012 14:40 (eleven years ago) link

that most people doens't think it tastes

uhh clearly I need more coffee

ENBB, Friday, 16 November 2012 14:40 (eleven years ago) link

i bet when the frugal gourmet comes the whole room smells like hot celery

THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 16 November 2012 14:41 (eleven years ago) link

celery doesn't even taste good with blue cheese which is insane because everything tastes good with blue cheese

乒乓, Friday, 16 November 2012 14:41 (eleven years ago) link

cream of mushroom + cooked ground turkey and vegetables makes a good pie filling

ciderpress, Friday, 16 November 2012 14:41 (eleven years ago) link

I even hate the texture of it. It has like threads or something in it. Gross. OK can we stop talking about celery now? I'm getting nauseous.

ENBB, Friday, 16 November 2012 14:42 (eleven years ago) link

Bits of celery in chicken salad = more disgusting than hot vomit

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 16 November 2012 14:43 (eleven years ago) link

yes let's get back to the wholly non-nauseating parts of this thread

THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 16 November 2012 14:43 (eleven years ago) link

this thread that has encompassed guy fieri's orgasmic cries of pain

THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 16 November 2012 14:44 (eleven years ago) link

smell my hot stalk of celery

乒乓, Friday, 16 November 2012 14:44 (eleven years ago) link

and mule spunk

THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 16 November 2012 14:44 (eleven years ago) link

I think what scares me most about the aforementioned Morgan’s Earthy Crunchy Roll is that the "earthy crunchy" part is a long celery stalk

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 16 November 2012 14:44 (eleven years ago) link

see, now i'm hungry again

THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 16 November 2012 14:44 (eleven years ago) link

"there's a guy in new york that makes wonderful sushi" - the frug

call all destroyer, Friday, 16 November 2012 14:45 (eleven years ago) link

hands up, how many people watched whole episodes of the frug last night on youtube?

THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 16 November 2012 14:46 (eleven years ago) link


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