why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

'repost if you agree'

-- bob marley

THEY WILL KNOW YOU BY THE TRAIL OF THE DEAD

broke, being a bitch, parasitic brain slug

They will know who they are :)

A TRUE FRIEND don't care if you're white black a bitch or a fucking bum off of the streets. If you rap about shooting people, smoking blunts, wearing timbs, drinking hennessy, and whatever else, I'll buy your music. If you rap about your girl, but don't call her a bitch, fuck you. If you rap about the economy and how its hurts migrant workers, fuck you. If you rap about your rap telekenisis or some equally retarded nerd shit, fuck you. That basically how I break it down to an extent.

- Will SMith

lol

- Mitt Romney

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if i don't see it on every mother and father's wall, i'm calling the child abuse hotline!

I'm an unmarried childless 23yrold and Disney movies, family dinners, and cuddles all feature fairly prominently in my life. I do think about myself like 100% of the time.

in my experience, having kids makes you hate Disney movies, for the most part

not true! i totally enjoyed wrench-it ralph last week.

or whatever it was called.

magic mike

I feel sad for ppl who need to have kids to like 'kid's stuff'

wanna play Barbies, VG?

we're bronies

Repost if you get it.

idgi

FFM totally. You can have the townhouse and I'll have the Corvette.

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The moral of a lot of these seems to be "don't think."

haha i like that one

Kids one is really obnoxious because, who writes their own little spiel and then insists "hope I see this reposted on EVERYONE'S WALL," I mean when is that okay social behavior?

otoh I don't have kids so maybe I can't understand.

i wonder abt the people who write these things

this thread isn't fun anymore

all these people ruined it with their macros, the macros have beaten us

"I hope I see this reposted on everyone's wall, because if not I may allow doubt to penetrate the mental and emotional fortress I have erected and fall back into depression about my loss of freedom"

the ones that explicitly say "click 'share'" or "re-post this" are so weird to me, like you just made this stupid little graphic to pass around to people and have to beg them to keep passing it on, as if you're gonna make commission off it or some shit

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doctor casino otm but considering how widespread this shit is i don't think it has anything to do with parenthood

it sort of fits in with every exaggerated/satirized representation of PTA meeting parents i've seen

HAVE A BAD AS WEEKEND GUYS

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I don't know if that's a parody or not, but it makes me happy.

i dunno i think that kind of behavior will get you kicked out of panera

thought that was an animal post

you have to have some serious contempt for your fellow bong-hitting man if you think SMOAK PARTIE DIMEBACK DARRELLS METALICA miiiight not be a parody

i'm not sure where those things originate from but they're everywhere and mostly not funny

I feel like my posting history here has pretty much proven that I am basically fueled by contempt.

panera shread

hahaha that "panera" one was made by chaki you guys

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~ facebook.com/allfamousquotes

uh, I'm not convinced it's a good idea to open that door

what kind of wuss would send someone else to open the fear door

hahaha that "panera" one was made by chaki you guys

So, not a joke then?

I kid because I love)

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what

someone needs a hug

lol nickn

encouraging an artist has its costs -- it gave us a bunch of kevin smith movies, for one thing

discouraging bad artists is v important

What about Hitler? Look what discouraging him led to.

indeed, he was like the Chasing Amy of world leaders

discouraging bad artists is v important

Just don't go to their bad art show! I agree with the sunburnt beardo image