Teeth

Do y'think maybe your dentist should know about this?

In the past few months I've had two dreams where I woke up from anesthesia during wisdom tooth extraction (minus the agonizing pain, thank god). I have a date with an oral surgeon in March, so I'm pretty paranoid about the whole thing.

funny u should ask, cabernet slobodan, because some of my teeth did not form correctly, including one in particular where i got a crown when i was 18. over christmas i had a horrendous toothache and i went to the dentist to get x-rays. she said it may be fractured and she expects that my tooth will crumble beneath the crown at some point and i will have to have it removed and an implant put in. (i want to know if i can get a gold-plated implant!). to me this was like a real "dream come true," but doesn't seem to be the cause of my teeth dreams. really they only come if i'm probably worrying about sex (o_O), even if i'm not fully conscious of my worries.

Aw, that sounds excruciating (and wickedly expensive). It sounds a little silly to lay down $500 for a crown that's likely to give you so little mileage, but I know next to nothing about such things. You should get a steel implant embedded with tiny diamonds so you can use it to sharpen knives and axes.

I don't have a right to complain when all I've got is a set of fully-formed but cavity-prone wisdom teeth.

well i got the crown 6 years ago on my parents' dental insurance. but when i went she drilled a hole through it so it's no longer nice. just temporarily filled back in until the tooth starts hurting again and i need to have it cracked open completely. will def consider the steel implant. i guess they make them all out of porcelain but why not have a catalog where you can buy ones made of different materials, like titanium or cubic zirconium or LEAD.

maybe a carbon fiber implant so i can reduce the weight i'm carrying, without sacrificing strength

oh wow they are made of titanium, not porcelain, i didn't know that at all

I had a dream about losing teeth a week ago. I've had it before. What the hell is wrong with Freud, how can Oedipus Complex or a Castration COmplex be at all relevant to today? Anxiety is definitely more likely knowing me. Freud is one part genius, 2 parts moron.

i just received an email from my dentist and this is all it said:

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i have not been to a dentist in far too long. i wonder what freud would say about that?

whatever german for tsk is.

do you think he would recant his tsk after i explained our bad situation for public health care in this country?

or at least reassign the tsk to gov't instead of me?

i sure hope so!

he might say you feel abandoned by your father (the government), but before that he might have asked you to pay upfront for your session.

I don't have a right to complain when all I've got is a set of fully-formed but cavity-prone wisdom teeth.

― cabernet slobodan (unregistered), Sunday, February 1, 2009 2:50 PM (1 month ago)

fuckfuckfuckfuck, so all 4 of my fully-formed wisdom teeth are coming out on May 1, which makes this my first surgery of my life and the first time I'll be under anesthesia. also the surgeon commented that I have a square jaw. was she hitting on me — y/n?

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thanx truthful admin; I appreciate your frankness.

oh lawd, a gis for "square jaw" pulls up this:

http://www.healthhype.com/wp-content/plugins/aging.jpg

^ my future o_O

spilled martinis? again?

no, see

spilled martini w/ lime slice = gay
spilled martini w/ green olive = 100% hetero

ok but what does this have to do with dreams and mental problems?????

um

well, Dr. Harbl, I'm a-scared of the very real possibility that dislodged bone fragments will poke through my gums in the weeks or months following the tooth pulling, causing me much mental distress and possibly nightmares.

also your picture comes from a blog about bowel movements :P
http://www.healthhype.com/

haha, how classy

Green bowel movement may be normal for a person that ingests a lot of black licorice

^genuinely surprised by this

um feel free to tempban me if I'm perverting the purpose of this board and taking the limelight away from your real patients

you've been a good contributor i just hate to see ask dr. freud devolve into like i love everything

jk unregistered post as you please

yay to non-fascistic admins!

please do not praise the admins

k

http://www.shockya.com/news/wp-content/uploads/teeth_movie_poster_comedy.jpg

this board sucks anymore