worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

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maybe he wanted to call it Ass Sauce but chickened out

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, 15 November 2012 17:56 (eleven years ago) link

BBBQ -- The Extra B Is For Extra BADONKADONKEY SAUCE!

Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Thursday, 15 November 2012 17:57 (eleven years ago) link

3.
Jambalaya Sandwich
Jambalaya Sandwich
Rated 5 stars out of 5
67 Ratings

Recipe courtesy Guy Fieri

Ingredients: Bacon, Easy, Pork, Sandwich, Meat

beef richards (Mr. Que), Thursday, 15 November 2012 17:57 (eleven years ago) link

DANIEL

ENBB, Thursday, 15 November 2012 17:57 (eleven years ago) link

Ingredients

1/4 pound thick-cut bacon, diced
1 pound pork butt / pork loin, cut into 1-inch cubes
1 pound smoked sausage, cut into 1/2-inch slices
1/2 pound andouille sausage, cut into 1/2-inch slices
1 red onion, chopped
1 cup thinly julienned red bell peppers
1 pound boneless chicken thighs, cut into 1/2-inch cubes
2 celery stalks, thinly sliced
2 cloves garlic, chopped
1/4 cup chopped parsley leaves
3/4 cup plus 1/4 cup chopped green onions
2 teaspoons cayenne, or to taste
Salt and pepper
1/2 cup water
2 sourdough bread loaves
1 pound Havarti cheese, thinly sliced

Directions

Preheat oven to 200 degrees F.

In a large cast iron pot or heavy-bottomed braising pan over medium-high heat, cook the bacon until crisp and fat is rendered. Remove bacon and drain on paper towel. Set aside.

Add pork to the pan with the bacon fat and cook on medium to high heat until pork is browned on all sides, about 5 to 6 minutes. Add the sausage, onions, and bell pepper. Cook until onions are translucent. Next add the chicken, celery, and garlic, parsley, and 3/4 cup chopped green onions. Cook until chicken is cooked through, about 5 to 7 more minutes. Add the cayenne and season with salt and pepper, to taste. Stir in the water, cover and let sit for 1 hour.

Cut bread lengthwise and place in oven to toast lightly.

Spoon some of the pork mixture on the bread bottoms, top each with slices of cheese, the reserved bacon and the remaining green onions and finish with the bread tops. Serve immediately.

beef richards (Mr. Que), Thursday, 15 November 2012 17:58 (eleven years ago) link

he was originally gonna call it "Kickin' Hot Burro Spunk" but cooler heads prevailed thankfully

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 15 November 2012 17:59 (eleven years ago) link

McAlister Potatoes

http://img.foodnetwork.com/FOOD/2007/07/31/GI0307_McAllister_Potatoes_lg.jpg

beef richards (Mr. Que), Thursday, 15 November 2012 17:59 (eleven years ago) link

is that even food

beef richards (Mr. Que), Thursday, 15 November 2012 17:59 (eleven years ago) link

That's one healthy dollop of smoky spunk on them taters, huh.

Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:01 (eleven years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/WilliamCrump63/faq_hh_img.jpg

WilliamC, Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:02 (eleven years ago) link

GUY FIERI'S SPICY HABANERO MULE MUCOUS

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:02 (eleven years ago) link

GIT YR MUCOUS ON

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:02 (eleven years ago) link

THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA

beef richards (Mr. Que), Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:03 (eleven years ago) link

hahaha oh man

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:04 (eleven years ago) link

my chest hurts

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:04 (eleven years ago) link

pepper jack heartburn

ciderpress, Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:05 (eleven years ago) link

que you diabolical

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:06 (eleven years ago) link

hey you are just as diabolical you donkey sauce sicko

beef richards (Mr. Que), Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:07 (eleven years ago) link

THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA

― beef richards (Mr. Que), Thursday, November 15, 2012

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:08 (eleven years ago) link

i am gonna be 85 years old, on my deathbed, unable to speak and tell my loved ones how much their presence at the end means to me, and that's gonna be the last thing that goes through my mind.

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:08 (eleven years ago) link

you know whose restaurants are pretty good, is Todd English

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:09 (eleven years ago) link

85, eh?

goole, Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:09 (eleven years ago) link

85, floating in a pool of donkey sauce

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:10 (eleven years ago) link

i'm feeling full of myself today

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:10 (eleven years ago) link

DJP i thought you meant todd oldham for a second and i was like WHAT

goole, Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:10 (eleven years ago) link

i mean 35 is much more likely, i'll grant you

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:10 (eleven years ago) link

now off to have a cigarette and a spoonful of lard

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:11 (eleven years ago) link

Todd English is one creepy looking MFer but I do like his pizzas.

ENBB, Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:13 (eleven years ago) link

his seafood is pretty great too

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:13 (eleven years ago) link

pleasing lack of donkey sauce

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:14 (eleven years ago) link

the end of the Today Show interview is amazing: "eat some of this!" "is it...donkey sauce?" "you're gonna love it"

some dude, Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:14 (eleven years ago) link

I had to leave for work just as that segment started this morning. I was pissed.

ENBB, Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:15 (eleven years ago) link

THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA

― beef richards (Mr. Que), Thursday, November 15, 2012

― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, November 15, 2012 1:08 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark

The Fieri Garnishes (Pillbox), Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:18 (eleven years ago) link

god imagine if guy fieri started a porn company

乒乓, Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:19 (eleven years ago) link

how does this thread keep making me hungry?

THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:19 (eleven years ago) link

xpost! xpost!!

THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:20 (eleven years ago) link

hahahaha

ENBB, Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:20 (eleven years ago) link

you know whose restaurants are pretty good, is Todd English

― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, November 15, 2012 1:09 PM

great homemade cocktails too

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:22 (eleven years ago) link

denied! xp

乒乓, Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:22 (eleven years ago) link

dying

iatee, Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:22 (eleven years ago) link

BUT LOOK AT THE SMUG FUCK

http://villainschooldropout.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/english_1.jpg

ENBB, Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:23 (eleven years ago) link

sorry, I hate him and he makes me irrationally angry

but I will still eat his delicious pizza now maybe his seafood and cocktails too

ENBB, Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:23 (eleven years ago) link

I would love to see Todd English and Guy Fieri collaborate on a menu

xp: is he... smizing???

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:23 (eleven years ago) link

that's not even the worst - just GIS him - it's ugh I just HATE HIM SO MUCH

ENBB, Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:24 (eleven years ago) link

the end of the Today Show interview is amazing: "eat some of this!" "is it...donkey sauce?" "you're gonna love it" *wink*

5-Hour Enmity (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:24 (eleven years ago) link

i'd eat his something all right

THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:24 (eleven years ago) link

maybe a sandwich

THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:24 (eleven years ago) link

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/forkintheroad/todd-english.jpg

ENBB, Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:24 (eleven years ago) link

"you're gonna love it" *splurt*

乒乓, Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:25 (eleven years ago) link


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