Your baseball dreams HERE

I never recall any kind of detail in dreams, that's wild

dreamt that i was watching an episode of M*A*S*H and clayton kershaw was playing a wounded soldier. in the dream i was trying to do calculations about kershaw's age and M*A*S*H having ended 40 years ago, but to no avail

same night i dreamt that the ace of my high school team, left-hander d4vid j4g0dzynski, was coming on in relief for, i think, the padres. for some reason they let him bat in the bottom of the inning and he clubbed the first pitch off the netting on the right-field pole

big kid; he could totally hit it that far if you grooved one down and in

dreamt that i was playing in philadelphia -- for the cardinals, i think, or perhaps the mets. seventh inning and we were up by some ridiculous score like 30-3 and the phillies had committed double-digit errors

i was standing on second -- unclear how i got there; presumably one of the errors -- and the next batter was a dead-pull lefty so the phillies put on a massive shift with the third baseman playing almost up the middle

seeing no one covering or even near third, i instinctively took off and trotted in easily, at which point everyone went nuts about unwritten rules and did i have no respect for the game etc etc

woke up before i got a chance to get one of those chin guard extensions for my helmet for whenever i batted next

do you guys really never have baseball dreams?

apparently I've had 2 in my life