picking up this waitress

i am now living in england, where i am destined to die alone, probably at a table for one as a result of a heart attack left undiagnosed by a hot and slightly put-out waitress who merely thought i was gesticulating wildly in her direction on account of some more wine, please?

order the fish

and then, wink

then, point at her crotch

wink again

― Andre Dawson (deangulberry), Monday, 2 May 2005 11:45 (3 years ago)

qual

They love subtlety.

and then I let one go.

this is just so creepy

http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2007/11/365-days-307---.html

the amount of times waitresses get notes/napkins/serviettes with a man's name and his number is probably too many to count

let's keep old ilx old

o is this when mr mod locks the thread

I guess I better get somethign done today (gets up to make a cuppa tea)

jeez, guys. it is good to remember that waitresses often depend on good tips from customers and more than a few of them discover that flirting a bit helps. this doesn't necessarily mean she wants to go down on you. it could just as easily mean she's single mom with a three year old waiting at home and her wringing a few extra bucks in tips out of her customers is worth encouraging yr fantasies if it buys her kid a new pair of shoes.

Hit on waitresses life's short who cares

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Cô ấy
Cô ấy cô ấy
Cô ấy cô ấy cô ấy cô ấy

Old Vietnamese saying

this doesn't necessarily mean she wants to go down on you. it could just as easily mean she's single mom with a three year old waiting at home

if these are just as likely.... DEFINITELY hit on teh waitress

http://www.misterkitty.org/extras/stupidcovers/stupidcomics429.html

sleepingbag and Violet Jax, raising the tone of the place