ottawhat?
― under minnesota shakedown (mh), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:52 (eleven years ago) link
you ottawalk to the library and check out a book on canada
― sug ones (omar little), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:55 (eleven years ago) link
dudes i was going from memory, he might not say vermont
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 22:20 (eleven years ago) link
i couldn't find the televised version of the sketch on youtube, just a more recent live version. it's the one where he injures himself doing the hambone.
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 22:21 (eleven years ago) link
No you're right, he does say Vermont in the American versionxpost
― Faster than food (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 22:21 (eleven years ago) link
https://maps.google.com/maps?oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&ie=UTF-8&gl=us&daddr=vermont&saddr=Ottawa&panel=1&f=d&fb=1&dirflg=d&geocode=Ka8TUV-yBc5MMe0V3THhUWqK%3BKf_O2khs3LRMMbRrVDZ0iU0m&ei=jRmkUJnNGquJ0QG404DABg&ved=0CDEQ-A8wAA
― how's life, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 22:22 (eleven years ago) link
thought ottawa was in vermont.
― pplains, Thursday, 15 November 2012 00:14 (eleven years ago) link
http://hiremegrantland.com/?p=1446
― 乒乓, Thursday, 29 November 2012 19:13 (eleven years ago) link
h/t to j0rd
I was already distressed enough that there is a website called "hire me grantland" but this just pushed me over the edge
― 乒乓, Thursday, 29 November 2012 19:14 (eleven years ago) link
my impression is that everyone she deals with is more racist than she is; she is a weird mix of naive and world-wise
I mean, my sporadic visits to Harlem 16-17 years ago felt exactly how she is describing her neighborhood to be; I just didn't write a breathless piece about how magical it felt
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, 29 November 2012 19:23 (eleven years ago) link
I like to pretend we’re Lady Gaga and Usher taking a stroll, just living our lives.
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 29 November 2012 19:25 (eleven years ago) link
just living our lives, dude
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 29 November 2012 19:26 (eleven years ago) link
I dunno man, there def seemed to be a air of exoticization bordering on fetishim that made the piece super uncomfortable for me; naive, def, and that's why she shouldn't be submitting her piece to 'hiremegrantland.com'
xp
― 乒乓, Thursday, 29 November 2012 19:27 (eleven years ago) link
The only point where that line was crossed for me was when she was talking about the awesome homeless woman on the street corner as if she was a badass scrunchie she'd picked up at the mall
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, 29 November 2012 19:31 (eleven years ago) link
what the fuck is this website
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Thursday, 29 November 2012 19:36 (eleven years ago) link
that is a great question
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, 29 November 2012 19:38 (eleven years ago) link
oh god the comments
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Thursday, 29 November 2012 19:40 (eleven years ago) link
That’s my girl scout! Living the dream in NYC! I am so happy and proud of you, Ivy
Former Girl Scout leader of Ivy! Barbara!
I guess they have a lot of uppers in Tampa
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, 29 November 2012 19:42 (eleven years ago) link
this entire thing
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 29 November 2012 19:42 (eleven years ago) link
I mean don't get me wrong, that was a painful article to read, but it was more in the sense of "is she still going to be waxing rhapsodic about her neighborhood if she gets mugged by that homeless woman?" than anything else
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, 29 November 2012 19:43 (eleven years ago) link
the sad thing is that for as gross as this piece is, it seems like a pretty garden variety, like, naive white journalism student pitch
i'm more taken aback by the entire existence of "hire me grantland" -- my life has been permanently changed more or less
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 29 November 2012 19:45 (eleven years ago) link
the comments from her relatives and stuff just made me really sad for a number of reasons actually & now i kind of feel bad even making fun of it
i dont
― i dream of booze pinata (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 November 2012 19:50 (eleven years ago) link
Loved this article! Ivy is a talented writer- very witty and fun! I know you love your neighborhood but Ivy remember Mama Marty’s words of wisdom #42, Walk with a purpose!
I desperately need to know Mama Marty's other words of wisdom now
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, 29 November 2012 19:52 (eleven years ago) link
i think she'd be a good fit for grantland
― Mordy, Thursday, 29 November 2012 19:54 (eleven years ago) link
#43 always wear clean underwear
― i dream of booze pinata (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 November 2012 19:55 (eleven years ago) link
Semper ubi sub ubi
― grossly incorrect register (in orbit), Thursday, 29 November 2012 19:56 (eleven years ago) link
#37 grass on the infield, play ball
― i dream of booze pinata (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 November 2012 19:56 (eleven years ago) link
#22 you can never have too many pairs of socks
― i dream of booze pinata (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 November 2012 19:57 (eleven years ago) link
This could be the first time someone has commented under the username "Your Mom" and actually be the person's mother
― frogbs, Thursday, 29 November 2012 19:57 (eleven years ago) link
#74 they don't like it when you call them "articulate"
― i dream of booze pinata (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 November 2012 19:58 (eleven years ago) link
haaaaaa
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, 29 November 2012 19:59 (eleven years ago) link
"Sports and culture analysis by the underemployed."
― crüt, Thursday, 29 November 2012 20:03 (eleven years ago) link
ERROR 404 - NOTHING FOUNDThe page you are looking for could not be found.
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 29 November 2012 20:20 (eleven years ago) link
feel like i maybe dodged a bullet here?
hahahahahahaha
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, 29 November 2012 20:20 (eleven years ago) link
http://ecimages.kobobooks.com/Image.ashx?imageID=1cVOYZVr0k6RUg4vrT93Qg&Type=Full
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 29 November 2012 20:22 (eleven years ago) link
what the
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, 29 November 2012 20:22 (eleven years ago) link
its true every white girl Ive ever seen in harlem was naked and handcuffed
― 乒乓, Thursday, 29 November 2012 20:25 (eleven years ago) link
Looks like we have a new ilx bookclub selection!
― grossly incorrect register (in orbit), Thursday, 29 November 2012 20:26 (eleven years ago) link
I'm not going to google it up, but I'm guessing grantland doesn't have anything to do with grantwriting.
― how's life, Thursday, 29 November 2012 20:30 (eleven years ago) link
Rory's father is a naive liberal pacifist, who moves to New York and finds the rent cheaper in a place called Harlem. Rory is even more naive than her father, but finds the locals considerably less color-blind than she. From her first day, the lovely young blonde becomes the target of lust for her black neighbors, her schoolmates, her principal and teachers, and every other man who sees her.
― Mordy, Thursday, 29 November 2012 20:39 (eleven years ago) link
well that's inconvenient
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, 29 November 2012 20:39 (eleven years ago) link
ok i am going to go out on a limb and say that i suspect that might be racist
― i dream of booze pinata (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 November 2012 20:40 (eleven years ago) link
it's like that pearl vs coal debacle from upthread, only with more boning
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, 29 November 2012 20:42 (eleven years ago) link
a place called Harlem
hmmmmm
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 29 November 2012 20:49 (eleven years ago) link
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To all HMGL readers new and returning –
Thank you for visiting our site, and for a variety of feedback regarding a recent article on the site. The mission of this website is to give a voice to everyone, so your engagement is truly appreciated.
The article in question was taken down for several reasons. Once frightening comments were made on this site — which are moderated for coherence, spam and profanity regardless of the article – and on Twitter, we reached a state of emergency.
HMGL — and I personally — apologize as sincerely as I humanly can to those who were hurt by this or any piece.
I also apologize deeply and profoundly to the story’s author for putting her in a compromising position.
For the record, no one receives any money off this site save for our host, GoDaddy, and WordPress, who I pay out of pocket.
Today has been a very trying day for this website, usually a source of joy to those who work on it and read it. I am quite literally sick to my stomach for any distress caused.
Again, please accept my sincere apologies.
You may contact me, a humble and imperfect editor of this site, via email: M✧✧✧@hiremegrantl✧✧✧.c✧✧.
Sincerely,
Matt
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 29 November 2012 21:35 (eleven years ago) link
That was quick.
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 29 November 2012 21:36 (eleven years ago) link