worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

should have kept my trap shut

is it their cover of 'why can't we be friends' or their cover of cannibal corpse's 'hammer smashed mouth'?

omg

It's a good thing my office door is closed.

Every time I see a pic of guy fieri itt I hear Ted Levine say, "Was he a great big fat person?"

HAHAHAHAH

Yesssssssssssssssssss

all that glitters is choad

http://lyfestinks.com/post/12838586754/guy-fieri-erotic-fanfic-nothing-weird-here

hahaha

best url

prob not technically nsfw but hey maybe dim the screen

thank you, jjj, for reconfirming my atheism

yeah I'm not clicking on that

oh i clicked on it

and now the whole room smells like ham

you cant unread that fyi

I cannot imagine a worse subject for a fanfic.

Your question is answered as our bedroom door blasts off it’s hinges. It’s Guy Fieri himself with a 5 gallon jug of bacon-loaded garlic mashed potatoes. He upends them over our waiting mouths before catapulting himself, surprisingly catlike, right atop of my mashtater-covered tjnkis.

I really want to see but my computer faces everyone and I am afraid now.

i'm not clicking on that unless the other woman is a ham slathered in spicy chipolte pepper jack

hey look its the greatest sentence ever written in english

lol

http://i.imgur.com/CHJsx.png

I cannot imagine a worse subject for a fanfic.

― this will surprise many (Nicole), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 2:02 PM (39 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Oh, darlin' y'all just ain't thinkin' hard enough!"

http://joonbug.com/media/rcZhThTzn1P/paula-deen.jpg

look there have been many times i have thought about posting paul deen to ws

xxposts I'm just gonna guess what tjinkis are

unclear if the author's interlocutor is male or female

brief interviews with hideous fieris

http://i.imgur.com/DTReC.jpg

have you ever worn a fannypack

has he been posted to pictures of 'people who figured out how to live' thread?

http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/guy-fieri-small-penis.jpg

a good example of how the name of an image link can make all the difference

l-r guy fieri's boyfriend, guy fieri, dishwasher

again, i'm not clicking on that unless guy is going full ham on something

i.e. a ham

that is actually worksafe fyi

i didn't know guy played the chapman stick

http://dubouchet.tumblr.com/post/27469814083/diners-drive-ins-and-muff-dives

no pictures so all you norms with real jobs can fully enjoy

“Well olive to eat salads! Hahahaha!” shouted Guy. The sunglasses on the back of his head stared off, uncaring.

i think i love this man

after nine months incubating in bbq sauce, tiny guy fieri pops out of vagina, complete with goatee and frosted tips

http://ny.eater.com/archives/2012/11/the_worst_lines_of_pete_wellss_guy_fieri_review_with_cats.php

omg strongo

omg jjjusten

the teddy ruxpin i want your sex story is my favorite story

I am tempted to post that on Facebook, but I have professional contacts there, although one of them just had his wife threaten to shove wasabi "up [his] japs eye" on one of his wall posts so maybe it wouldn't matter

especially the image of baby strongo chasing beverly [REDACTED] around calling her "toots"

TS:

Ten seconds later, if Guy’s penis was his knees, and Megan’s pussy was water, Guy was knee-deep in water.

vs

Megan’s moaning got louder and louder, and suddenly KER-SPLOOSH she squirted so hard that, like a water-powered jet pack, it shot the two of them through the roof of the diner and straight out into space where they both died of asphyxiation.

regardless of how racist some of my coworkers are, posting that would be a poor career decision y/n

go for it!

(dont really go for it)